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December 17, 2009

Morning Briefs: Illegal Immigration Round Up Edition

Posted by Gregory of Yardale at December 17, 2009 4:32 AM

Good Morning Conservative Patriots, Buenos Dias Amigos Illegales y Pervertos del Izquierdo

Item Number One: What's wrong with this poster?

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If you guessed "Government promotion of religion," you're wrong. The ACLU has not raised a peep about it because it is aimed at illegal immigrants. The error, as Mark Krikorian at NRO points out, is that the decree that went out from Caesar Augustus was for everyone to return to the hometown of their ancestors for the census. And we all know that the last thing the Progressive Left wants is for millions of uneducated, unskilled ACORN voters to go back to the countries they are legally supposed to reside in.

Item Number Two: On a related note, the SEIU is pushing a new Amnesty Bill in Congress, it has two basic planks: 1. Dismantle border security and 2. Citizenship for all illegals. John McCain and Lindsey Graham have already creamed in their pants.

(Sorry to be so graphic, but it's true. They both creamed in their pants. And Lindsey Graham has been hiking on the Appalachian Trail with La Raza for Years.)

Item Number Three
: In a relatedly related note, back in the 1990's, President B.J. Clinton nominated Mari Del Carmen Aponte to be Ambassador to the Dominican Republic. Her nomination was sunk when it was discovered not only was a Cuban Intelligence Officer banging her like a screen door, but she had also likely been recruited by Castro to spy for Cuba. Spying for enemies of the United States used to be kind of a deal-breaker for those who wanted to be ambassadors. But then we went and elected a president who was raised by radical communist Frank Marshall and mentored by radical Alinskyite Bill Ayers. And Chairman Zero just nominated Aponte to be ambassador to El Salvador.

Ponder this: The president sides with communist dictators (Chavez, Castro) against the free people of Honduras and then nominates a communist spy as Ambassador to one of Honduras's neighbors. Is it really so ridiculous to think that within his skinny chest beats the heart of a Marxist?

I was going to save this for next week, but it seems appropriate for today's briefs...