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December 2, 2009
50 Worst Cars Cars Hated by Moonbats
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at December 2, 2009 4:35 AM
Time Magazine published a list of what they call "The 50 Worst Cars of All Time." Some of the entries really belong there; like the AMC Pacer, the Trabant, and the Edsel of course (because it's too much of a cliche not to be included on a list that is, in itself, a cliche). But some of their choices were perfectly fine, serviceable cars that the editors hate out of sheer political correctness.
Like the Ford Explorer, which is excoriated not for being a bad car, but for "being responsible for setting this country on the spiral of vehicular obesity that we are still contending with today," translated out of Moonbatese; the Explorer was a safe, comfortable car that Americans like, and is therefore evil. The Ford Excursion is similarly bashed.
Time even bashes the humble Model T, because it "conferred to Americans the notion of automobility." In other words, it gave ordinary folks freedom, mobility, and economic opportunity; things the elites would reserve only to themselves.

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Pravda printed a list of the fifty worst news publications of all time.
Guess who was in the top ten?
TIME magazine!
Posted by: Anonymous (the REAL one) at December 2, 2009 5:02 AM
I guess they wouldn't like my 8 liter, V-10 powered 4WD Dodge dually too much.....or my 402 CID 4bbl 4-speed 1972 Chevelle SS convertible.
As I said before, some people have a "carbon footprint".....and some of us have Positraction!
All kidding aside, I have also owned my share of 4-cylinders, including two Nissans, two Jeeps, a BMW, and The Madam currently has a Kia. We have a moped, too - left over from when I was living 2-1/2 miles from my office. Walking is a good idea when you can do it.
In short, use the right tool for the job. Good old fashioned thrift is the best thing for protecting the environment and saving resources, not excessive government intervention and intrusion.
Wait until they get around to our airplanes, boats, motorcycles, PWCs, ATVs, lawn mowers, weed whackers, etc.
".....from my cold, dead, hands, Mister Gore!!!!"
Posted by: TonyD95B at December 2, 2009 5:32 AM
When all these Globaloney bills collapse -as happened in Australia yesterday- I'm going to go get a new Dodge Challenger and a bottle of bleach... and do burnout-donuts all day to celebrate their demise.
LOLOL
Posted by: Reaganite Republican at December 2, 2009 5:58 AM
" because it "conferred to Americans the notion of automobility," Nominated for the most absurd, high-handed and infuriating statement of the morning (because the day's not done yet.) F Time Magazine. And what's been done to that Audi up there is a heinous crime. Audis are damned fine cars. Oh, and let the moonbats try living up here without a truck. The only people who can do that are the Amish, and the moonbats are probably frightened of horses.
Posted by: Karin at December 2, 2009 6:17 AM
So ridiculous. Go liberals, bash productive cars who were positive to American development. What has liberalism contributed to America exactly?
Posted by: Jay B at December 2, 2009 6:31 AM
Tony,
I'm a Ford man but I can appreciate the beauty of that 72 Chevelle,sweet ride. Me and the Mrs. have a 2008 FX4 F-150 and an Escape. Maybe if I hit the lotto they will be replaced with a Raptor and Taurus SHO. :)
Posted by: Farmer Ted at December 2, 2009 6:36 AM
I just put a Roush supercharger kit in my new Mustang.
When I finished, there was a great disturbance in the Force. I heard a million moonbats living in their parent's basement cry out in terror and then were suddenly silenced.
Posted by: SK at December 2, 2009 7:23 AM
Their vision for America is something out of a science fiction novel: a few scattered enclaves of maybe 100,000 or so each, totally insulated against the outside world (think Logan's Run) while the rest of humanity (remainder of?) lives like stone age hunter gatherers totally without any modern convenience like hostpitals, doctors, tractors, cars, etc.
And of course... guess which population the folks at Time would be parts of.
Posted by: chuck in st paul at December 2, 2009 7:51 AM
I wonder if any of the car bashing moonbats happened to notice many of the worst of all times appeared to be cousins of the Obamamobile?? Is that just a little of the ole Hypocritical seeping through as usual?
Posted by: TED at December 2, 2009 7:56 AM
oh yeah, BTW...
I've got an F150 4x4 with the 330cu.in. v8 Super Cab and a Signature Series Town Car. Nya-nya-nya-na, take that hippies!
Posted by: chuck in st paul at December 2, 2009 7:57 AM
If memory serves me, that photo is the result of a jilted, pissed off ex girlfriends handiwork on her ex boyfriends car.
Lesse,
1-2000 Pontiac Grand Prix GT @ 15MPG, 1-1995 Harley Davidson Dyna Wide Glide @ 45MPG, 1-1996 Harley Davidson Road King @ 40MPG, 1-1983 Fleetwood Southwind @ 8MPG w/propane generator and propane stove, 1-18,000W Generac backup generator @ 1.5GPH, 1-21" 5hp self propelled lawn mower @ ???, 1-Poulan 2cycle power head w/3 attachments @ 5GPY(?) 1-Propane Range
How do you like me now you global warmist dill-holes?
Posted by: Had it up to here :/ < at December 2, 2009 8:02 AM
Phooie on TIME who can ever trust a darn thing you read in that left-wing liberal rag
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at December 2, 2009 9:14 AM
It's ironic that an Edsel fully restored is now considered a classic car. I've seen them at car shows.
Posted by: Graycat at December 2, 2009 9:17 AM
Who reads Time? Isn't pass 'time' that they were dissolved?
Posted by: czekmark at December 2, 2009 9:54 AM
Darn, my non-union (heh) Honda isn't on the list, but thanks for the shopping list, Time magazine. :)
"Good old fashioned thrift is the best thing for protecting the environment and saving resources, not excessive government intervention and intrusion."
Posted by: TonyD95B at December 2, 2009 5:32 AM
AMEN!!
Posted by: Nunya at December 2, 2009 10:10 AM
"Time even bashes the humble Model T, because it "conferred to Americans the notion of automobility." In other words, it gave ordinary folks freedom, mobility, and economic opportunity; things the elites would reserve only to themselves." Nice! Great article, thanks for the chuckle!
Posted by: Wendy S. at December 2, 2009 10:33 AM
I just drove my '58 Edsel 1000 miles round trip. Burned up a lot of dead dinosaurs (12.4 mpg) but it ran like a champ!
Posted by: JIm at December 2, 2009 11:25 AM
In celebration of global warming being discovered to be a scam all along, I'm going for a ride in my Cobra, with both four barrels sucking gas faster than Taco Bell can make it. I'm also proud to own a Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer V-8. I use it to tow my boat to the water. That's my carbon neutrality, since it's a SAILBOAT. Anyway, screw you time mag and you too algore.
Posted by: man of few words at December 2, 2009 12:32 PM
Global warming is a fruad and that means AL GORE has been scamming the people with his fruadulent documentry so when can his NOBEL PEACE PRIZE be revoked?
Posted by: Flu-Bird at December 2, 2009 1:03 PM
Jeep Grand Cherokee ~16 mpg average
91Dodge Dakota ~16 mpg (with a tailwind)
16 hp riding mower ~1 gph (2 hour lawn)
I'm doing my part
What kind of credit does my buddy get for his 454 500 hp S10 and his 572 650 hp club cab duelly?
Posted by: Ccs at December 2, 2009 1:12 PM
Ccs your buddy gets credit for being a hot rodder of the finest kind. :)
Posted by: Farmer Ted at December 2, 2009 1:19 PM
Hey moonbats! If it wasn't for Americans getting affordable cars to travel in, MILLIONS of acers of land would not have been PRESERVED for tourists to gawk at!
Posted by: KHarn at December 2, 2009 5:22 PM
How about that old cartoon WACKY RACES one car the ARKANSAS CHUGABUG driven by a hillbilly who slept at the wheel and steered with his feet he has a bear that rode with him his car was powered by a boiler
Posted by: REPLENDENT QUETZAL at December 2, 2009 9:37 PM


