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The Company You Keep

Barack Obama meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do
you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowns "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an
intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send
Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen smiles. "Answer me
this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother
and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the same question.

"Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not
your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He
goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer.
Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the
next stall. Biden asks Powell, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and
father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Colin
Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, he goes back to speak with Obama.
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

F*ck China is right.

Our loser in chief said that the US recognizes that Tibet is part of China. Not it isn't. F*ck China. Taiwan ain't part of China either. F*ck China.

Oh, and while I am at it, F*ck China!

I hope the people of taiwan refuse any of those rediculous OBAMA propeganda stuff

"Obama will be stopping in on our allies in Taiwan, will he not?"
"No, he won't have time."
"He will wave when he flies over on the way home?"
"He's scheduled to be napping at that time."
"He will call from the plane, right?"
"No he does not speak Chinese or like Chinese food."
"What can he do for them?"
"He can send to them his favorite picture of himself, personally autographed, you know the one of him in the Mao coat and hat, head tilted upward, looking at his heavens, ready to bless the world with his mere presence. F*ck China, huh, tell Taiwan they owe Chair Zero ten bucks for the picture."

I bow all the time. In the bathhouses it is customary and very polite. Almost an invitation, really.

One corrupt government after another has shipped all of our wealth, work and resources over to China. Last night (this morning), we watched Obama deal for more support and he has the treaty power to do so. Sorry folks but it is already too late as the fox is in the hen house and the dog is dead! A big clue that few noticed was when Bush went to the Olympics to watch and hear the 2008 drummers beat the death tattoo for American freedom. Who said it last night when he agreed to take care of China’s interests in the USA.

Welcome to the Global Government that China rules and Obama bends at the waist to. There is no real way out of this mess that I can see, can you? I mean we cannot go back in time to correct the flaws and so in going on it is clear that the government sold us out little by little to foreign interests big and small in order to embroil us in a true New World Order. I keep thinking about how so many have been warning us about just such an event and now our leaders make direct dealings with what might as well be the devil himself.

God help us!

RE: Posted by: Tong at November 17, 2009 2:27 PM RE: Posted By: Tong at November 17, 2009 2:30 PM

Don't hold back, Tong - tell us how you REALLY feel!

Oh, and while I am at it, F*ck China!

Posted by: Tong at November 17, 2009 2:30 PM

+1

China under Mao ranks as one of the most brutal regimes in the history of mankind, and our loser in chief has an advisor that thinks he was a great philosopher. America is supposed to champion freedom, democratic rule, and individualism. This american president has single handedly reversed over 200 years of greatness. I despise Chairman Zero, and F*ck China and all the other despots that think they can keep us from acheiving the greatness that GOD put us all here for.

P.S. F*CK CHINA!!

Thats what I think.

What rights have you lost Tong?

RE: Posted by: Tong at November 17, 2009 4:49 PM

I concur, Dr. Tong.

Oh, and BTW - F#CK CHINA!*

*Not the Chinese - the totalitarian govenment that is enslaving them.

You go Tong, I agree, F*ck China.

&
FU*K HITLER

Well, apparently NASA has other ideas about China.

Little by little, we cede our leadership.

Heres hoping those tiawanise hang and burnOBAMA in effegee and realy get those demacreeps shaken up

"What rights have you lost Tong?"

Posted by: Anonymous at November 17, 2009 6:28 PM
Troll Alert. What a suprise, trying to cause trouble and argument.

"Anonymous at November 17, 2009 6:28 PM"

What rights have you lost under Bush?

Just checking in. F*ck China.