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November 24, 2009

Really Early Morning Briefs, 'Cos I Has the Insomnia

Posted by Gregory of Yardale at November 24, 2009 2:21 AM

Good Morning Patriots, Good Morning Lefty Adam Lambert Fans,

Item Number One: As California plunges into bankruptcy, the group most responsible for runaway state budget growth is the group suffering least from job cuts and wage stagnation: unionized public employees. As this article in City Journal details, the public employees unions are now little more than pirates and extortionists, and they're bleeding California (and New York, and New Jersey, and other deep blue states) dry.

Item Number Two: The New York Waste of Times has no trouble publishing details of classified programs. But when it comes to publishing emails that show that Global Warming is a Hoax and the scienticians pushing it are deliberately falsifying the data, all of a sudden, they decide there are things the public doesn't have a right to know.

The documents appear to have been acquired illegally and contain all manner of private information and statements that were never intended for the public eye, so they won’t be posted here.

Where were the Times ethics when illegally acquired documents not intended for the public eye were useful in bashing Bush and helping terrorists?

Item Number Three:
In the New A-Team movie, the A-Team are going to be Iraq War vets. Does this mean there will be an anti-War/anti-Bush theme? We will wait and see but probably, yes.

Item Number Four: A Japanese man has married a video game.

I'm sticking with a star trek theme for this week.


Comments

Well, apparently Glen Beck has picked up on the climate hoax story. After he spends a few days flogging it, I doubt what the NYT has to say about it is going to make a whole lot of difference.

Posted by: Rob Banks at November 24, 2009 2:56 AM


OMG! FOTFLMAO! Pants wet! Keyboard gone! Needed that for to wake up this am!

Thank You GoY's insomnia!

Posted by: The MaryHunter at November 24, 2009 3:40 AM


Just sent this to the Times at public@nytimes.com:

"The documents (i.e. emails, reports, etc. that show "global warming" to be a hoax) appear to have been acquired illegally and contain all manner of private information and statements that were never intended for the public eye, so they won’t be posted here."

Gee, where were these New York Times "ethics" (and by the way, the words New York Times and ethics should never be in the same sentence) when "illegally acquired" documents that were "never intended for the public eye" were useful in bashing Bush & Cheney, helping Islamic terrorists, and getting our soldiers killed?

The New York Times: "All the Loony, Left-Wing Propaganda intended on Destroying the USA that’s Fit to Print"

Posted by: Fuzzlenutter at November 24, 2009 5:40 AM


Climategate: the final nail in the coffin of 'Anthropogenic Global Warming'?

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100017393/climategate-the-final-nail-in-the-coffin-of-anthropogenic-global-warming/

Posted by: J at November 24, 2009 6:27 AM


Junk science exposed among climate-change believers

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/nov/24/hiding-evidence-of-global-cooling/

Posted by: J at November 24, 2009 6:28 AM


That look on Whorf's face is PRICELESS when Picard leaves for the holodeck!

Posted by: Judith M. at November 24, 2009 6:30 AM


The A-Team movie features.

Film to be renamed THE O-TEAM.

Hannibal Smith - (played by former President Obama) A disgraced former black President who served in Iraq - serving hog jowls and collard greens to 9 soldiers, then jetted off to continue his around the world tour and was then impeached only to form the O-Team.

Face Man - (played by Bill Ayers) founder of the Weather Channel Underground who blows up factories and power plants to save the planet and promote Marxism after a 2 month stint in the Army in Iraq - dishonably dicharged for crimes he did commit - namely trying to fragging his CO (got off due to temporary insanity plea).

BA (Big Ass) Barrackus - (played by Oprah Winfrey) - female talk show host, after ending her TV show, went nuts and underwent trangender surgery to become a man with large biceps and Mohawk haircut - Iraq service included numerous appearances in comedy skits to entertain the troops by describing her surgical transformation.

Howling Mad Murdock - (played by Reverend Jeremiah Wright) - served to end the War in Iraq by serving as a human shield to prevent the US invasion. Prone to outbursts like "Goddamn America!", "White Devils!", "Evil Joos" and calling Face Man a "Dumb White Yankee Cracker Stooge".

PLOT: THE O-TEAM travels America to assist Marxists, Communists, Environmentalists and the New Black Panthers in trying to establish a new Amerika while being pursued by Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin starring as themselves. Becks tries to strangle them with his Christmas Sweater while Palin shoots at them with her Moose gun.

News Reporter Sidekick, Mz. Madcow (played by Mr. Rachel Maddow) - lesbian news reporter who tries to get horizontal with BA who insists that she isnt straight since BA used to be a woman and has man boobs. Madcow records their adventures and publishes the accounts on Twitter and Facebook.

Special Guest Stars: Keith Olberman, Michael Moore, Hugo Chavez, Kim Jong Il and Robert Mugabe as the Five Amigos.

I wont spoil the ending but it doesnt end like the original A-Team and one of the team members wont make it.

Posted by: Winston Smith - Ministry of Truth at November 24, 2009 6:55 AM


We're all going to learn about Chapter 9 bankruptcies soon. California will likely be one of the first government agencies to re organize that way. Chapter nine is the code for government entities to file BK. It is probably the only way to get out from under the pension system that is making government workers more equal than the other animals and impoverishing the rest of us. I hope it happens sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Bob at November 24, 2009 8:59 AM


Someone in ENGLAND hacked into a UN IPCC computer and is proving this GLOBAL WARMING is nothing but a fruad and a hoax proving AL GORE and GREENPEST are liars

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at November 24, 2009 9:38 PM


Hollywood is pathetic. Re hashing old ideas because they can't think of anything new. Obama marries his teleprompter to divert attention from the global warming scam and is arrested for bigamy. Michelle files for divorce and marries Oprah. The children go to Kenya to live with their half uncle. The First dog is accidentally
run over by an armored limo.

Posted by: grayjohn at November 25, 2009 5:16 AM


Based on new news I could see a script rewrite, the new A-Team are S.E.A.L.S.

Posted by: Frank W at November 25, 2009 6:17 AM


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