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November 25, 2009
Offsets! Get Your Free Carbon Offsets!
Posted by The MaryHunter at November 25, 2009 10:26 PM
Feeling blue about all that EPA-approved toxic CO2 you're exhaling? In a self-destructive funk about driving your SUV to the corner market for a six pack and a girlie mag? Fear no more! FreeCarbonOffsets.com is just for you!
Don't be fooled by imitations. This is your source for free, customizable carbon offset certificates. They have always been free, and always will be free. Get as many as you want, for free!
You may have seen other sites offering carbon offsets for $10, $20 or more a month. Well, with FreeCarbonOffsets.com, you can get carbon offsets absolutely free!
An environmentally moving example.
Or...
this elegant Celtic theme (for the folks in Rio Vista, that's Irish-Scottish-ish)
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Just follow the link, fill in the info, and bingo: save the planet. Guilt free for life. Best bonus: you help to put Al Gore in a particularly uncomfortable financial situation, and how.
On a generous - no, selfless - tip from Oiao.
