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November 30, 2009
Morning Briefs: Stuff You May Have Read Somewhere Else
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at November 30, 2009 2:38 AM
Good Morning Patriots, Good Morning Socialist Dingbats Who Smell of Cabbage,
Item Number Two: Howard Dean, by the way, has admitted that
Republicans are right, and the health care regulation bills pushed by Reid, Pelosi, and Obama will result in an outcome that is worse than the status quo.
Item Number Three: What do you call a serial arsonist who is wanted in three states and on Federal charges for starting multiple fires resulting in millions of dollars in property damage? Well, if you're the New York Waste of Times, you call him an "Environmentalist." The Times story paints a romantic picture of this fugitive's life-on-the-lam in China; the destruction wrought by his vile acts is noted only in passing.
Would the Times have made this punk into such a romantic figure if he had been torching abortion mills instead of agricultural research stations and condos?
OK, To make Monday easier, here's Teh Cutest Kitteh Evah!
Comments
Cutest EVAH is right! Gee thanks, if my kids see this we'll be saddled with kittens for Christmas.
Posted by: pomalom at November 30, 2009 4:04 AM
Really don't understand your vile hatred of all Muslims. I mean, you agree with fundamentalist Muslims on nearly EVERYTHING.
1. You hate homosexuals-they hate homesexuals
2. They are against abortion
3. They support the death penalty
4. They want to live in a government guided by ancient rules set up by an antiquated text of nonsensical gobbedly gook.
5. They believe the only way to conquer an enemy is to kill them all.
6. They disturst science and technology
7. They don't believe in global warming
8. They are against immigration into their own countries.
9. they reject education and intellecualism preferring homespun philosphy and superstition.
I could go on.
Seriously, you are like brothers. The only real difference I can see between, fundamental muslims and the "neo-conservative movement" is that you worship a different stupid god. If you could only work that out, you'd be playing on the same team. Your principles are identical!
Posted by: wingnutcracker at November 30, 2009 4:50 AM
Um, nutlicker, there's not a damn word about Muslims in the post. How fucking stupid are you?
Maybe once in a while you should actually read a post before copy pasting your Kostard talking points.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 30, 2009 5:02 AM
ok, anon. You lern to spell, and then I will follow your rules. OK?
You can be my example of point number 9 above, ok?
Posted by: wingnutcracker at November 30, 2009 5:04 AM
Do I smell cabbage?
Posted by: Judith M. at November 30, 2009 5:14 AM
and anon, does it really matter where I post what?
There are basically three topics that get hashed and rehashed over and over again here.
1. You hate muslims.
2. You hate liberals.
3. You hate gays.
That aboout wraps up all the content on this blog. The rest of the time is spent merely looking for reasons to justify your hate, and gives room for you all to huff and puff and threaten to shoot the abovementioned if given reason and chance.
Thought I'd just point out that radical Islam agrees with you more often than not.
Posted by: wingnutcracker at November 30, 2009 5:16 AM
the only cabbage you smell Judith, is emanating from your own under-used, under-washed lower parts. Take a shower.
Posted by: wingutcracker at November 30, 2009 5:20 AM
I think it may be your underwear, wingnutlicker, your tongue baths aren't cutting it!
Posted by: Judith M. at November 30, 2009 5:26 AM
Not even 8:00 AM on the East Coast, and already a progressive moonbat is sputtering in rage. Life is good.
Posted by: V the K at November 30, 2009 5:37 AM
Wingnutslurper must have had a rough night. Did your football team lose or what?
And so.. what was this post about anyway: Obama the Muslim? Is he the Thirteenth Imam? Should we dhimmis be trembling?
Posted by: pomalom at November 30, 2009 5:54 AM
the "rage" is all yours V. I'd call what I have "amusement". Not sure you can laugh in rage. Because, be sure, I am laughing.
Posted by: wingnutlicker at November 30, 2009 5:58 AM
Football? LOL. My little boy had to flee to Denmark because he was so afraid of "those terrible, awful jocks" that picked on him in high school. Life is hard for little boys who insisted on carrying spangled purses to school and wanted to be ballerinas. His dad and I used to laugh our asses off at him.
Posted by: Wingnutlicker's Mother at November 30, 2009 6:01 AM
Yeah, I totally believe that a guy who is screeching about how much the right hates Muslims, liberals, etc is laughing while he's doing it.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 30, 2009 6:06 AM
White House Takes On Charles Krauthammer On It's Blog
Add Charles to the enemies list.
and...
and finally...
George Washington Fans Cheer Obama As He Attends Game To Cheer Opponent (Video)
Here is a perfect picture of the American electorate.
He may not be rooting for us, but let cheer him on and vote for him anyway.
Posted by: SK at November 30, 2009 6:10 AM
How can Howard Dean be so right and so wrong at the same time?
Posted by: Judith M. at November 30, 2009 6:13 AM
He still wets the bed at 40 year old.
His mother and I should have bought stock in rubber sheets and underwear.
At least he's making a living on the internet with his disorder.
I just wish he didn't still live in our basement.
It smells WORSE than cabbage down there when we open the door to fling him down a Hot Pocket.
Posted by: Wingnutlicker's Father at November 30, 2009 6:14 AM
What I'm laughing at is how deeply hypocritcal you are.
Posted by: wingnutlicker at November 30, 2009 6:15 AM
Thank God for the kitten video. We've got more and more liberal trolls around here, how many are WH staff?
Posted by: Jay B at November 30, 2009 6:16 AM
What I'm laughing at is how deeply OT you are, wingnut (that, and the fact that you mispelled distrust in your first post).
Posted by: Judith M. at November 30, 2009 6:17 AM
What I'm laughing at is how deeply hypocritcal you are.
As "hypocritcal" (sic) as a troll who jumps on other commenters for non-existent spelling errors but can't spell "learn" "about" or "hypocritical."
Posted by: Anonymous at November 30, 2009 6:19 AM
Not all of us are Christians, wingnutsack.
I have no qualms about figuratively smashing in your twisted face.
:)
Posted by: Anonymous at November 30, 2009 6:19 AM
Spelling never was my little boy's strong suit. He always would flounce out the door saying, "Who needs spelling and grammar, when you can accessorize this good?"
Posted by: Wingnutlicker's Mother at November 30, 2009 6:20 AM
Damned straight. I be lookin' fine!
*struts to "It's Raining Men" remix*
Posted by: wingutcracker at November 30, 2009 6:22 AM
come on then Anon! Internet tough talker. I doubt you can pull your fat ass off of your chair long enough to hit anyone.
But being "Christian" never stopped anyone from threatening and/or comitting acts of unreasoned violence, so I don't get your point.
Since when does being Christian exclude you from being a violent, brainless twat? i think it's par for the course. you should convert.
Posted by: wingnutlicker at November 30, 2009 6:22 AM
Forgot to sign in on that last one. I was too dizzy from huffing glue and 'doing things' while gazing at Obama pecs.
Mmm! Mmm!
Posted by: wingutcracker at November 30, 2009 6:24 AM
This is so good it has to be fattening.
Posted by: V the K at November 30, 2009 6:31 AM
That food stamp article was interesting. There almost seemed to be a tone of "Isn't it great that so many people are on food stamps?"
Uh, no, it's not great. I'm not saying that socialism hasn't made it necessary for some people to resort to food stamps (or the catchier, "SNAP" program) but it's not a good thing at all. It's horrible that a family with two working spouses needs food stamps to get by. Something is very wrong with this picture.
Posted by: Judith M. at November 30, 2009 6:37 AM
Chuckle! That really IS the cutest kittie ever!
Posted by: Jules at November 30, 2009 7:15 AM
Yes they are cute at that age but then something happens, they go tom.
Posted by: Kevin at November 30, 2009 7:29 AM
Cat's scair me. So independunt. So self suffishunt. Also, there fur ruins my favorite black dress I mean jeans, JEANS!
Posted by: wingnutlicker at November 30, 2009 7:36 AM
The infamous UNIBOMBER was a big time eco-freak who lived in a tiny shack with no electricity and he commuted bi bicycle and one of his victims was a timber executive
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at November 30, 2009 8:47 AM
Wingnutslurper, you and your fellow circle-jerkers that pollute this site from time to time are pathetic. The damn post has nothing to do with Islam (although if ya'd quit huffing paint long enough to post in the right subject thread, I'd be more than happy to debate you) and it's clear that you have no frackin' idea of what you're talking about, so just give your mother back her laptop. I'm sure she needs it more.
Posted by: Atomic Lib Smasher at November 30, 2009 8:51 AM
Oh, I don't want it back. The keys are always sticky and the bookmarks are set to bestiality websites.
Posted by: Wingnutlicker's Mother at November 30, 2009 9:14 AM
Liberals and kitties, I am up to my ass in pussies.
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at November 30, 2009 9:21 AM
"wingnutcracker at November 30, 2009 4:50 AM"
Then why do you Liberals SUPPORT muslims with inaction and making excuses for them while conservatives activly OPPOSE them?
Posted by: KHarn at November 30, 2009 5:16 PM
Really don't understand your vile hatred of all Muslims. I mean, you agree with fundamentalist Muslims on nearly EVERYTHING.
A remarkably stupid post, even by your standards.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 30, 2009 7:28 PM
wingnutcracker,
All YOU ever do is spread hatred of Christians (So do the radical Muslims, btw) and conservatives. I've had to deal with guys like you for a long time: Anti- Christian bigots whose concepts of Christians are based pretty much entirely on stereotypes.
But, since you are clearly too dense to get it on your own, allow me to explain things to you:
1. We are opposed to homosexuality personally, but that's not the same thing as hating gays. We feel they should live their lives, we just get bothered when they try to push their lifestyles in our faces, especially in genuinely disgusting ways (i.e. the Folsom Street Fair). However, we allow them to live their lives. Muslims, in contrast, believe all gays should be buried in sand chest- deep and stoned to death.
2. The Bible is NOT antiquated, nor is it "nonsensical gobbedly gook." It is God's Word, as true today as it was back then. Jesus is not "Stupid." Having studied both faiths, I can confidently say that He is MUCH more worthy of worship than Mohammad.
3. "They believe the only way to conquer an enemy is to kill them all." Muslims believe that, we don't. We believe in protecting our freedom and security by eliminating those who would do us harm, whereas radical Muslims believe in spreading Islam by the sword, and converting or killing everyone in sight.
4. "They disturst science and technology." Claiming that about us is a lie and you know it. We don't have a problem with either of those things, though we don't like it when science gets too political.
5. "They don't believe in global warming." Okaay, I've never really known Muslims to say that, Bin Laden even said he believes in global warming. We simply feel (As do many scientists) that its threat has been greatly exaggerated by those seeking to profit from spreading fear about it (i.e. Al Gore), and aren't sure how much human activity causes it at all.
6. " They are against immigration into their own countries." We are against ILLEGAL immigration, because we believe in enforcing our nation's laws! We don't have a problem with legal immigration.
7. "they reject education and intellecualism preferring homespun philosphy and superstition." We do not reject education at all, we in fact have high standards as far as education goes. We do, however, have a problem with how messed up our school systems are becoming as their faculties are being overrun with far- left ideologues who care less about teaching our kids the three R's than about teaching them the three S's (Sex- ed, self- esteem, and "Social justice."), which in turn cause schools' performances to plummet as kids who can barely read graduate from high school.
8. Unlike radical Muslims, we do not believe women should be forced to wear Hefty bags all day long.
9. Unlike radical Muslims, we do not hate music.
10. Unlike radical Muslims, we do not view Jews as the scum of the Earth.
11. Unlike radical Muslims, we believe that when a woman is raped, the rapist is the one who should be punished, not the victim.
Posted by: Adam at December 1, 2009 6:04 AM
btw,
"ok, anon. You lern to spell, and then I will follow your rules. OK?"
LOL, you should heed your own words, since you apparently don't know how to spell the words "Homosexuals," "Distrust," "Gobbeldygook," and "Intellectualism."
Posted by: Adam at December 1, 2009 6:09 AM


