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November 25, 2009
Morning Briefs: Stuff You May Have Read Somewhere Else
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at November 25, 2009 6:38 AM
Good Morning Right-Wing Patriots, Good Morning Left-Wing Hipster Doofuses,
Item Number One: Following up, did you hear how PBO welcomed the Prime Minister of India?
"Yours is the first official state visit of my presidency, its fitting that you and India be so recognised," 48-year-old Obama told the 77-year-old Indian leader.
In other words, "I, your lord, have chosen you be honored. Aren't I wonderful and gracious? Don't you think I'm wonderful? But enough about me, what do you think of me?"
What an arrogant ignoramus.
Item Number Two: Can you effing believe that the Obama Administration is going to prosecute three Navy SEALS for punching a terrorist in the nose? And I thought what Bush did to Ramos and Compean was an abomination.
Item Number Three: Angelina Jolie is not a fan of B. Hussein Obama. In fact, she may hate him. “She’s into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise. Angie isn’t Republican, but she thinks Obama is all smoke and mirrors.” I always knew there was something about her that I liked.
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Comments
It just hit me as I was reading Item Number One. PBO is just like King Julian (Madagascar - Leader of the meerkats). All hail King Julian.
Posted by: GMartin at November 25, 2009 7:27 AM
Arrogance, thy name is Obama.
Posted by: pomalom at November 25, 2009 8:01 AM
1) I know he feels pretty, Oh,so pretty.
I'll bet everyone in the room,TENT!, had, "only eyes for him." Oh, behold the glorious sight.
2) Seals under the bus? Theyll come up on the other side and take it away from you. How many secret service personnel got their start in Bud,s?
3) Angie, WOW. looks better in my book
Posted by: czuch at November 25, 2009 8:09 AM
First state visit? What about Oprah and Billy Ayers? Don't their visits count, 0? What about Soros?
Gordon Brown would have made the first state visit, but apparently, comrade 0 doesn't think our closest ally is worthy of a state visit.
Posted by: UpNorth at November 25, 2009 8:36 AM
#1: It's always amusing to read Yardale's "in MY words" translations of plain English. Welcome to the land of right-wingese.
It is weird though how his translations of conservative speech are completely different.
Posted by: Lao at November 25, 2009 8:40 AM
Barack Obama and the song YOUR NO GOOD,YOUR NO GOOD,YOUR NO GOOD,YOUR NO GOOD,BABY YOUR NO GOOD, and HATS OFF TO MS JOLIE becuase OBAMA IS A SOCIALISTS SCOUNDREL
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at November 25, 2009 8:55 AM
GMartin, good observation. Only differences between them are that Obama probably isn't as good of a dancer as King Julian, and isn't as fun to hang with as King Julian.
Item #3 is cool, and not too surprising. Her old man, Jon Voight, is supposed to be a pretty good conservative, it seems he has passed at least a little of that on to her.
Posted by: Adam at November 25, 2009 9:32 AM
I guess no one cares what I think.
Pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeee!
Posted by: Lao at November 25, 2009 10:30 AM
#2... they ought to be damn ashamed of themselves. This is the guy who planned out the April 2004 attack on 4 Blackwater security guards who were bringing the troops FOOD and the savages killed them, burned their bodies in the streets, and called the local media as they hung two of the bodies from a nearby bridge. AND THE FUCKIN' BUREAUWEENIE DICKHEADS WANTS TO PROSECUTE THOSE WHO CAUGHT HIM? For a fuckin' busted lip!? Our country is truly doomed if this is the mindset that has come about.
And #3.... cool, I suppose. Maybe her dad (Jon Voight) has talked a little sense into her. Now if the rest of Hollyweird can at least regard the facts and actually love their country, maybe they'd follow suit and gain some respect back.
Posted by: Atomic Lib Smasher at November 25, 2009 10:34 AM
Hmmm...that's not what she said a year ago. What happened?
"Obama is fighting for international justice, he wants to intervene militarily in genocides abroad, and he wants to close down Guantanamo Bay. They are things which could move me to vote for him, not his roots. Of course, an American president like Barack Obama would be great for my family."
Posted by: Sassy at November 25, 2009 11:10 AM
A picture to go along with #1, of Obama carrying a GQ magazine with a cover of himself:
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20091121/i/r1624575763.jpg?x=311&y=345&q=85&sig=D0qSaYah4ni4SPPkxdUCNg--
Posted by: J at November 25, 2009 11:16 AM
Welcome to the land of right-wingese.
The thesaurus mined gobbledygook from the left is much more funny. Take for instance this diatribe:
You can bemoan socio-economic fairness all you like, but if our communities are to sustain restorative social justice, then we must progress towards the establishment of dynamic oversight programs that will empower our diverse multicultural minorities who have been disenfranchised and eliminate their disparities.
The ideology of hatemongering misogynists who spread imperialistic colonialism with their vitriolic venom should not be allowed to halt the formation of a renewable transformative collective.
Using a lot of big words to say nothing. lol
Posted by: J at November 25, 2009 11:18 AM
#1 Yes India is an important ally, after the conversion of the USA into the USSA, India will be one of the few remaining democracies.
#2 Note to all US servicemen. TAKE NO PRISONERS!
#3 Angie is nothing spectacular, other than that incredibly fantastic RACK.
I'M NOT DEAD!
Posted by: Eric at November 25, 2009 1:08 PM
