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November 19, 2009
Morning Briefs: Stuff You May Have Read Somewhere Else
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at November 19, 2009 4:07 AM
Good Morning Campers and Left-Wing Trolls Who Think Trees Are Precious But Babies Can Be Chopped and Discarded for Convenience,
Item Number One: The New Obama White House Counsel, Bob Bauer (husband of Mao-Worshiping Mr. Ed impersonator Anita Dunn) once filed a complaint with the Justice Department insisting that a Special Prosecutor be named to investigate John McCain for raising the issue of ACORN voter fraud. That's right, the White House lawyer is a guy who believes in prosecuting people for being *against* voter fraud.
Another Obama White House official, challenged about billions of dollars in Stimulus money being sent to congressional districts that don't exist, answered "who knows, man, who really knows?" He went on to say, "Have you ever looked at your hands, man. I mean... really REALLY looked at your hands?" (Hat Tip: Anonymous Countermoonbat)
Item Number Two: MSDNC's medical reporter Nancy Snyderman says "Hey, don't worry about not getting a breast exam. Health Care Rationing is no different than dieting." Except that Jenny Craig doesn't want you to suffer a horrible, disfiguring death so she can claim deficit reduction.
Item Number Three: IBM researchers have built a computer that simulates a cat's brain. Everything was going fine until the computer horked all over the rug. Researchers had previously been successful replicating less sophisticated brains, including those of a mouse, a rat, a cockroach, and an average Obama voter.
Anyone for a semi-obscure Futurama Reference?
Comments
Ahhh Hipno-toad and yes, it does remind me of O'tool"ma".
Posted by: John Galt at November 19, 2009 4:47 AM
I heart the hypnotoad.
Posted by: Paul H at November 19, 2009 5:12 AM
Whoopi told Jessie they're not black black.
ROTFLMAO! At the futurama reference! Exactly!
Posted by: TED at November 19, 2009 5:12 AM
This just in! Headlines from the Office of Big Daddy from his summer home in Bejing.
Unemployment Falls to 0.84% for November.
Deficit eliminated - projected surplus for 2010 - $84.84 billion.
National Debt projected to be paid off in 2012.
Over 84 million jobs have been created or SAVED this year alone.
Big Daddy announces minimum wage now $84 million over 10 years.
A great victory in the war with Eurasia in the Neutral Zone after the treacherous Eurasians massed for a sneak attack brings us another day closer to victory.
Negotiations with the Klingon Empire continue to go well for the delivery of 84 new K'Vort-class Birds of Prey to ensure a successful conclusion to the war with Eurasia.
The future has never look brighter for Oceania. All Hail Big Daddy.
Posted by: Winston Smith - Ministry of Truth at November 19, 2009 6:25 AM
Wow, and I thought Jesse couldn't sink any lower. Is that animal finally smelling his own irrelevance? "You're not black unless you do as I say!" I hope there will be at least another black standing up to this bullshit, or are they really happy to follow a demagogue and a race baiter?
Posted by: Jay B at November 19, 2009 6:36 AM
Posted by: TED at November 19, 2009 6:38 AM
I think that White House official has been spending all of his time looking at the back of a $20 bill.....on WEED!
Red team go, red team go!
Posted by: Anonymous Countermoonbat at November 19, 2009 6:40 AM
Since blacks are always on about slavery, why haven't they complained about Obummer bowing to dictators and royalty? After all, wasn't it royalty that enslaved them?
Posted by: TrickleUpPolitics at November 19, 2009 11:12 AM
