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November 6, 2009

Morning Briefs: Stuff You Probably Read Someplace Else

Posted by Gregory of Yardale at November 6, 2009 2:47 AM

Good Morning Campers and Creepers,

Item Number One: Iranians protesting against their despotic regime chant, "Obama, are you with us (the people) or with them (the oppressors)?" I think he answered that question earlier this year. ("The, uh, regime is, uh, slaughtering people in the street. Who's up for ice cream?") The Mullahs hate America and freedom, just like Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers, and the rest of his old crew from Chicago. PBO loves those guys. It's the tea-partiers he hates.

Item Number Two: On Airstrip One, social workers have confiscated the children of a heavyset couple because of concerns the children might become fat. Previously, local busybodies had spent $190,000 in taxpayer money to pay "minders" to tell them not to eat so much. Fat people are, of course, subhuman and not entitled to the same rights as the rest of us.

Item Number Three: Here's some nice blue-on-blue violence: Moonbat procedural drama Law and Order takes on Moonbat Talk Show host David Letterman and Dingbat talkfest The View. In an upcoming L&O episode, a lesbian talk-show host with a history of sexually harassing subordinates (it's okay when liberals do it) becomes involved in murder and blackmail. I've seen enough episodes of Law and Order to know that no matter how obvious it seems that the lesbian is a killer, somehow, a white male is responsible.

I leave you with the voice of Mark Levin mocking an Obamunist bureaucrat caller.


Comments

Item 2: For God's sake, will Nanny-State Socialists ever just leave folks the FRACK alone? Cloaking their actions in well-meaning, "it's for the children" crap just to control our lives. Those bastards.

Of course they won't. And, they have all of my and your taxpayer $$ with which to un-leave folks alone.

Posted by: pomalom at November 6, 2009 5:00 AM


Whooo! Mark Levin! Rush has finesse when it comes to eviscerating libs but Mark has the bare-knuckles, knock-down, drag-out fight style I love so much.

Posted by: conservativeteen at November 6, 2009 5:12 AM


I have four kids, and am well armed. My oldest boys are old enough to fire a gun themselves. I hope I don't come off as loon saying this. God help anyone who even tries to take my children from me.

They won't make it past our front porch alive.

They start this sh** in America and there will be hell to pay.

Posted by: Paul H at November 6, 2009 5:17 AM


I wish I could listen to Levin more often.

Posted by: forest at November 6, 2009 5:36 AM


I am sure Obama is consulting with Carter on what to do in Iran. What a great diplomatic team that would be.

If I were Iranian, I do not think I would be marching in the streets asking for help while Obama is in office. Maybe they think the afterlife will be a lot better than what they have now.

Posted by: Dan at November 6, 2009 6:11 AM


Unfortunately it's not shown in the stinger, but Mike Nelson's laughter after the shopkeeper says "Creeper, Creeper, Creeper -- you give me the creeps!" is one of my favorite MST moments of all time.

Posted by: KGB at November 6, 2009 7:17 AM


forest, you can stream Mark's shows for free at MarkLevinShow.com. Any show, any time.

KGB, what one was that? I'm a MST freak myself.

Posted by: Karin at November 6, 2009 7:43 AM


My life is somehow better knowing that larry is happier. Doot doot doot doot doot. The free market sucks, the government is great, and he works 4 days. Doot doot doot doot doot. Seriously though, that was a great song. Thanks for contributing to the betterment of my country larry...asshole!

Posted by: obamasux at November 6, 2009 8:31 AM


LAW & ORDER is nothing but left-wing propeganda just boycott NBC and see it get canciled

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at November 6, 2009 8:55 AM


Military jihadists fill 'every branch'

"Muslims should stand up and fight the aggressor." That's what Army Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan said about America before he and possibly other Muslim soldiers at Fort Hood shot 43 fellow soldiers, killing 12, who were returning from Iraq and Afghanistan.

Shockingly, a growing number of other Muslim American soldiers as well as civilian contractors have put their religion before their duty. Some like Hasan have killed, or tried to kill, their fellow soldiers. Others have infiltrated the military in order to undermine it and aid and comfort the enemy.

Posted by: SK at November 6, 2009 10:11 AM


SK, and the media refuse to believe it has anything to do Islam. Like Newsweak, they're pointing to Pre-Trauma stress disorder. (Did you happen to hear Mark Steyn filling in for Rush today?) It really is mentally ill.

Posted by: Karin at November 6, 2009 12:05 PM


Karin, I'm a MSTie, too!

Posted by: Adam at November 6, 2009 6:25 PM


Same, here! I began watching when friends of mine in MN started sending me tapes of the early shows.

Posted by: SK at November 7, 2009 12:52 AM


The four-day workweek plan. I love it.

I've been working six days a week for the past month and a half. Like most private sector workers, I get 2 weeks' vacation a year, and my company doesn't take ANY holidays off (though admittedly we do get paid for them on top of our regular salaries).

Not complaining, but I don't think government workers have much idea of what it's like down here in the trenches.

Posted by: Cylar at November 7, 2009 1:51 AM


The background music is really kind of annoying, along with "Louder!" being shouted every few seconds. It's also a bit tiresome that Levin won't let the guy finish a sentence.

On the other hand, listening to the caller repeat all the tired platitudes about "cleaning up Bush's mess" and "giving Obama a chance" are orders of magnitude worse.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If 9/11 had hit in 2009 instead of 2001, the story would have been that it was all Bush's fault for not doing something substantial about Bin Laden during his 8 years in office. Obama, meanwhile, would be off the hook - after all, what could the man POSSIBLY have done to protect the country in only eight months?

I don't seem to recall anyone on the Left in 2001 being particularly concerned about giving Bush's policies "a chance" or giving him time to clean up Clinton's mess. Do you?

Posted by: Cylar at November 7, 2009 2:03 AM


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