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November 3, 2009
Morning Briefs: Stuff You've Probably Already Read Somewhere Else
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at November 3, 2009 5:20 AM
Good Morning Campers and Schizophrenic Lefty Dimwits,
Item Number One: Militant Atheists (tm) have succeeded in forcing the state of Washington to cancel all Christmas displays at the state's capitol. The Militant Atheists (tm) expressed bitter satisfaction at their success in sapping some of the joy out of other people's holiday season, then continued along their meaningless trudge to the grave.
And the progressive left still insists the 'War on Christmas' is a figment of Bill O'Reilly's imagination.
Item Number Two: In Airstrip One, one in every five homes is now rented by government subsidies. Of course, to the progressive left, this isn't nearly enough; "housing is a right." they say. They say everybody's home should be provided by the government... like these lovely homes on the south side of Chicago provided by Barack Obama's close friends Valerie Jarrett and Tony Rezko with generous subsidies from taxpayers.
Item Number Three: Moonbat Congressman Jim Moran, Demonrat of Virginia (and child abuser), opined on Washington's NPR affiliate that the Republicans were the American equivalent of the Taliban. "If the Republicans were running in Afghanistan, they'd be running on the Taliban ticket as far as I can see." Which must be why Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, and Laura Ingraham are all forced to wear burqas. Oh, they're not? Then, I guess the analogy is retarded and Jim Moran is a retard.
Election Day Predictions: I predict Republicans will win in a blowout in Virginia, taking the Governorship, the Lt. Governorship, and the Attorney General's seat. I predict Doug Hoffman will win in NY-23. And I predict ACORN will drag Jon Corzine's carcass over the finish line in New Jersey.
Today's Morning Briefs are brought to you by the Obama Weather Page, because cultists need to know what their Dear Leader thinks they should be wearing in response to precipitation and temperature.
Comments
I smell a political revolution brewing and when the dust settles, OH MAN, the libtards are gonna freak out and cling bitterly to their bongs and their Marxism.
Posted by: Doug at November 3, 2009 6:14 AM
Yesterday, Box of Rocks Biden invaded my town and held a rally with Bill Owens, telling people to "teach conservatives a lesson." I think we're pretty quick learners already, Joe. Your banquet hall, designed for a 250-guest wedding, was half full. Some of those bodies were Hoffman supporters, defiantly waving their signs.
Also yesterday, Hoffman had his own rally with Fred Thompson. From the WS blog: "the New York Times notes the Thompson-Hoffman crowd was "significantly larger" than Biden's."
P.S. Biden said that Owens was "smart as the devil." Are you sure that's the choice of words you wanted? This isn't atheist Washington State. People here still get dressed up and go to church on Sundays.
Posted by: Karin at November 3, 2009 6:39 AM
Man, the Obama weather page is seriously creepy... as for comparing republicans to Talibans because they are conservatives, is it ok then to compare Liberals to Nazis?
Posted by: Jay B at November 3, 2009 6:47 AM
Here's what they really think of voters:
But I think, in many ways, it might be the same mood that elected Obama. Remember: most ordinary schmucks aren't politics junkies. They're not ideologically consistent. They were hurting a year ago and a vote for Barack Obama was a flip of the bird to the status quo; they're still hurting and the most anti-Obama vote possible is seen as exactly the same thing. People just want something to change.
It's not personal. Whether you voted for Obama or not, you're just an "ordinary schmuck."
And they wonder why people are fed up and speaking up. It's not extremism, but a revulsion against being insulted and demeaned.
I hope voters in Virginia, New Jersey and upstate NY remember this when they walk into the voting booth.
Posted by: SK at November 3, 2009 7:57 AM
If that is Obama in Detroit shouldn't he be wearing a ski mask and carrying a Glock or an AK?
(lib small print: Not a racial remark, just a commentary on the high crime rate in Detroit and a snide swipe at Obamamammamama stealing my money from the WH)
Posted by: Frank W. at November 3, 2009 8:25 AM
I predict a R sweep in VA, NJ, and NY. Until proven wrong, that's my position.
Posted by: mega at November 3, 2009 8:25 AM
Jim Moran just your typical liberal lowdown sidewinding horny toady owlhoot lower then a snake in a wagon rut
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at November 3, 2009 8:42 AM
I go along with GoY's election day predictions. ACORN has already been seen, gathering up absentee ballots to vote for Corzine, probably. Hell, no probably about that.
But, you all must remember, if the R or Conservative wins, it's not a referendum on 0, if the dem wins, it's because he's BFF with 0 and the Klingon.
Posted by: UpNorth at November 3, 2009 10:09 AM
I will be as surprised if Corzine loses as I would be if McDonnell lost.
Posted by: I'm A Lasagna Hog at November 3, 2009 2:11 PM
