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November 12, 2009
Moonbat Tech: Placenta Teddy Bear
Posted by Van Helsing at November 12, 2009 9:12 AM
Enviromoonbattery may be the first truly totalitarian ideology, in that it insists that absolutely every aspect of human existence be warped in homage to green sanctimony. Since even children's toys have to be "sustainable," moonbats have invented the Placenta Teddy Bear:
Doing it for the Kids is a current exhibition put on by [re] design to showcase the latest, most innovative sustainable toy designs from around the globe. Among them, the Placenta Teddy Bear by designer Alex Green. A crafty alternative for those who don't necessarily want to eat their baby's placenta, but want to pay their respects to the life sustaining organ by turning it into a one-of-a-kind teddy bear. Green's 'Twin Teddy Kit' 'celebrates the unity of the infant, the mother and the placenta,' and enables preparation of the placenta so it may be transformed into a teddy bear. The placenta must be cut in half and rubbed with sea salt to cure it. After it is dried out, it is treated with an emulsifying mixture of tannin and egg yolk to make it soft and pliable. Then, you craft it into a teddy bear.
Goofing around with bodily waste is an obsession with ecomoonbats, as we have seen again and again and again and again and again and again. These weirdoes basically control our energy policy.

Hat tip: BelchSpeak.
Comments
So the moonbats are no longer recommending women eat the placenta?
Posted by: nancz at November 12, 2009 9:17 AM
I had one of those...and the dog ate it.
Posted by: Sylvia at November 12, 2009 9:22 AM
There goes my breakfast.
Posted by: LittleMissPerfect at November 12, 2009 9:25 AM
what's next, freeze-dried aborted babies used as dolls?
Posted by: weewilly at November 12, 2009 9:32 AM
What the Hell! Is that a character in the HELLRAISER remake?
Posted by: Bad Robot! at November 12, 2009 9:33 AM
This is sick and repulsive. Do they put their other body discharges in a box? Do Liberals keep their pus in sack to play aki? They keep their pimples and black hair as toothpaste?
Posted by: Jay B at November 12, 2009 9:37 AM
When your ideals include moral relativism, nothing is too disgusting.
Posted by: Seamus at November 12, 2009 9:48 AM
Hilarious and creative. Not very practical (or sane,) but entertaining nonetheless.
Posted by: Reasonable Guy at November 12, 2009 10:13 AM
For the record, I think Re-Design is a crock. But good for a laugh or twenty.
Posted by: Reasonable Guy at November 12, 2009 10:15 AM
This is the most disgusting and perverse thing I've seen this year.
AC
Posted by: AC at November 12, 2009 10:29 AM
I wonder if those crafty nutjobs could do something creative with the vomit I spewed upon finding out what that thing was made from?
Posted by: Judith M. at November 12, 2009 10:33 AM
Good God.
Ed Gein was just ahead of his time, that's all.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2009 10:40 AM
Jay is that the newest host on Air America? Seriously, that's some really f-ed up shit.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at November 12, 2009 10:56 AM
Come on...
Tell me, please, that you are just pulling my pud.
Hold on, wait a minute. I just thought of a new toy for the ladies.
But, you can't cut off till after I have drawn my last breath.
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at November 12, 2009 11:17 AM
god.
Posted by: Fiberal at November 12, 2009 11:17 AM
I've taken female placenta and the skin of aborted fetuses and shaped them into a man's bunghole for my daily pleasure.
Now if it were only black then I could fantasize that it was the cornhole of the Holy One.
Posted by: Aquatarkus at November 12, 2009 11:21 AM
Wow. There are no words. I have a question though.
Does Malia have one of these?
Posted by: Auntie Sam at November 12, 2009 11:30 AM
Boy, you guys that post and comment here are really a demented group of people.
How's that bung hole working out?
I was laughing and chuckling my ass off.
Hold on, wait a minute, I have an idea for a new pillow.
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at November 12, 2009 11:37 AM
They are some VERY SICK people, to think we let them walk around in a human society! Can they be serious or is this just some childish crap for the shock value!?
Posted by: TED at November 12, 2009 11:58 AM
Why not leave the cord attached, then you'd have one hung Teddy.
Posted by: Dr. Theo at November 12, 2009 12:00 PM
And without a face? who do those moonbat morons think their kidding with that thing?
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at November 12, 2009 12:37 PM
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Posted by: OMG!!!! WTF!!!11!1!! at November 12, 2009 12:40 PM
In the 45 goals listed in the 1963 Congressional Record, this one appears to fit in with all of the following…
22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms."
23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art."
24. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them "censorship" and a violation of free speech and free press.
25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV.
26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as "normal, natural, healthy."
Posted by: AlphaOmega at November 12, 2009 12:51 PM
What did they do to Ted Kennedy! Have they no respect for such an iconic figure?
Posted by: Bad Robot! at November 12, 2009 1:10 PM
I am disgusted beyond credulity.
Posted by: Jules at November 12, 2009 1:15 PM
Won't someone consider the stem cells?
Posted by: Jennifer at November 12, 2009 1:30 PM
HYUK,HYUK,HYUK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK MY PARROT WENT AND ET MY TEDDYBEAR SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK HYUK,HYUK,HYUK
Posted by: Flu-Bird at November 12, 2009 1:56 PM
What? I thought all you guys approved of the free market? Now here you are whining when someone applies it with a product you don't. Cut back on the knee jerk reactions, guys.
Posted by: Ghost of Wellstone at November 12, 2009 2:03 PM
GoW, this might surprise you, but consumers are part of the free market. As consumers, this product officially grosses us out, and we have every right to voice that.
Posted by: Judith M. at November 12, 2009 2:16 PM
Judith remember gow helped kill his unborn baby so he can't rationalize how messed up that thing is. By the way dumbstone in a free market enviroment potential consumers have the right to voice their displeasure of a product. Now back to the gulag (detroit) with you.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at November 12, 2009 2:22 PM
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at November 12, 2009 2:29 PM
Isn't the placenta teddy bear (which looks more like a plastic-surgery bear) at odds with the Zero Population Growth crowd?
Posted by: Nunya at November 12, 2009 2:31 PM
What? I thought all you guys approved of the free market? Now here you are whining when someone applies it with a product you don't. Cut back on the knee jerk reactions, guys.
You pathetic, simpering little idiot.
Your "argument," such as it is, is like saying that because someone likes movies, they must like ALL movies. Since most people here are not clamoring for banning this ridiculous, disgusting product, you have nothing.
But I wouldn't expect you to understand that, since you don't support the free market.
Posted by: Evil Otto at November 12, 2009 2:43 PM
Why suffer from mental derangement alone, when you can invite your children in on the fun?
Posted by: I'm A Lasagna Hog at November 12, 2009 2:49 PM
"Judith remember gow helped kill his unborn baby so he can't rationalize how messed up that thing is."
I know, Ted. Putting aside that it's made from biohazardous materials, it looks like Frankenstein's teddy bear.
Posted by: Judith M. at November 12, 2009 2:59 PM
This product is created by treating a part of a human body like an animal hide. What's next, making soap from the rendered fat of those who didn't make it past the medical rationing board?
Posted by: James McEnanly at November 12, 2009 3:00 PM
You conservatives are never willing to try anything new.
Posted by: Meh at November 12, 2009 3:13 PM
This product is created by treating a part of a human body like an animal hide. What's next, making soap from the rendered fat of those who didn't make it past the medical rationing board?
Posted by: Anonymous Countermoonbat at November 12, 2009 3:24 PM
What? I thought all you guys approved of the free market? Now here you are whining when someone applies it with a product you don't. Cut back on the knee jerk reactions, guys.
I don't think anyone thinks it shouldn't be allowed. Only that it's one of the most disgusting ideas in the long sad history of disgusting moonbat ideas. The free market produces bad ideas like this, it's one of the things that makes it free.
But all moonbats should be free to surround themselves with their own waste byproducts.
A putrid and filthy environment is the natural habitat of the moonbat, and the subsequent smell they generate helps to alert others to their presence.
Could you do us a favor though, and move to an island somewhere, so when living in your own filth brings back the Black Death you can spare the rest of humanity?
Posted by: J at November 12, 2009 3:27 PM
Again as part of the 45 Communist goals listed in the 1963 Congressional Record, this one appears to fit in with all of the following…
22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms."
23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art."
24. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them "censorship" and a violation of free speech and free press.
25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV.
26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as "normal, natural, healthy."
Posted by: AlphaOmega at November 12, 2009 3:52 PM
Now that I think about it, I should've had my aborted kid stuffed, or maybe made into a baseball mitt or something.
Posted by: Ghost of Wellstone at November 12, 2009 4:24 PM
The Republican National Committee’s health insurance plan covers elective abortion – a procedure the party’s own platform calls “a fundamental assault on innocent human life.”
Informed of the coverage, RNC spokeswoman Gail Gitcho told POLITICO that the policy pre-dates the tenure of current RNC Chairman Michael Steele.
“The current policy has been in effect since 1991, and we are taking steps to address the issue,” Gitcho said.
2009 - 1991 = 18 years.
Posted by: Burt at November 12, 2009 5:34 PM
I remember from childhood the day "Tidbit" gave birth to a litter of baby gerbils. The next day they were gone. I was totally traumatized when I discovered the hind quarters of one of her offspring in the corner of the cage. Ayee! I turned the rodents loose, but the situation only got worse. Florida is perfect for gerbils. The little bastards began to multiply in the wild.
It so happened that one day a retired lady with six cats purchased the house next door. It didn't take long for the passle of cats to educate a pre-school kid in the lessons of Mother Nature. Ruthless? You betcha! It takes predators to keep down the rodent population. And you can take that any way you want.
I keep today a cat in my household. I've taught him a very speciel game that we play only in the summer when the nights are warm. I throw a rock into the air which brings the bats to ground. "Goliath" traps them, plays with them, kills them, then uses the carcass as bait for the next moonbat. He's learned to throw the carcass in the air like a rock to attract the next victim. Now how cool is that?
Posted by: ~Argus at November 12, 2009 6:33 PM
TEDDY GRAHAMS are better
Posted by: REPLENDENT QUETZAL at November 12, 2009 10:23 PM


