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November 17, 2009
Imaginary America Doing Great Under Obamunism; Real America Not So Much
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at November 17, 2009 6:41 AM
The website established (at a cost of $18 million) to track "Stimulus" money and the numbers of "jobs created or saved" shows that the majority of these jobs are located in Congressional Districts that don't exist except in Imaginationland.
In Imaginationland California, Obama's website lists jobs created or saved in congressional districts 57, 64, 67, 76, 80, 91, and 99. Real California, however, only has 53 congressional districts. Imaginationland California has created 110,185 jobs under Obamunism according to the Government. Real California has lost 732,700 jobs this year.
In Imaginationland Minnesota, Obamunism has created jobs in the 13th, 14th, 27th and 57th congressional districts. Real Minnesota has only eight congressional districts.
In Imaginationland Arizona, all 86 Congressional Districts have benefited from the stimulus, as have the 42 Congressional Districts in Connecticut. Real Arizona has only 8 Congressional Districts. Real Connecticut has five.
All in all, $6.4 Billion in real dollars has been spent in 440 imaginary congressional districts. WTF? Maybe the states had to carve out all those new congressional districts to account for all the new "voters" ACORN has registered.
Comments
Soooo Barry put ACORN in charge of counting saved and created jobs?? When you have no values lying in not a problem.
Posted by: TED at November 17, 2009 7:17 AM
Oceania is at war with Eastasia.
Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.
Eurasia is our ally. Eurasia has always been our ally.
Everything fades into mist.
The past is erased, the erasure forgotten.
A lie becomes truth and then becomes a lie again.
Big Brother Obama announces 1 million new jobs have been created! One Extra bottle of Victory Gin per family to celebrate.
Posted by: Winston Smith - Ministry of Truth at November 17, 2009 7:19 AM
Imagination Nation!
They've even got a theme song.
Posted by: pomalom at November 17, 2009 7:25 AM
Here in the 1094th Congressional district of South Carolina, we actually saved the jobs of 3 Child molesters, 6 armed robbers, a couple of car jackers, kids stopped protesting about going to school, the potholes in the roads healed themselves shut,and butter went down a dollar a pound.
I feel better already, when are we going to put Obama's image on all our money?
Posted by: Anonymous at November 17, 2009 7:46 AM
George Bush and BO launched the greatest slush funds in history.
Posted by: Fiberal at November 17, 2009 8:02 AM
"Human Error Blamed for Crediting New Stimulus Jobs to Nonexistent Places"
I say let's put these guys in control of all medical decisions for everyone.
Posted by: forest at November 17, 2009 8:17 AM
RE Imaginationland: so THAT'S where all those votes for Obamaiswayoverhishead came from!
Posted by: Nunya at November 17, 2009 8:38 AM
Obamas and his imaginary goverment of imaginary liberals creating imaginary jobs for imaginary reasons
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at November 17, 2009 8:46 AM
Look at obamas balloon i thinks i,ll just swoop down and peck a few hole in it with my beak and watch it go crashing down SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK HYUK,HYUK,HYUK
Posted by: Flu-Bird at November 17, 2009 8:49 AM
But the pain of having the usurper from kenya screwing America is very real.
I pray we decide this is enough before its to late.
Posted by: FREE at November 17, 2009 8:53 AM
I don't see any one else asking this question so I will.
IF THESE DISTRICTS DO NOT EXIST, WHERE DID THE MONEY REALLY GO?????
I want mine back.
Posted by: man of few words at November 17, 2009 11:22 AM
I'm sure they are counting the other 7 of our 57 states.
Posted by: Paulythebull at November 17, 2009 12:20 PM
I think I have this figured out. Somewhere there is a leak at the Census Bureau. These are actually new districts that will come into being after the 2012 census. Since all those new voters will be in those new districts, won't they need jobs? Our government is simply planning ahead.
Posted by: ruddie at November 17, 2009 2:33 PM
Isn't it odd that the IRS & Congress are going after people who "may" have placed THEIR money in offshore accounts but they just don't have the time to look for the money they have already STOLEN?
Every day the Communist In Chief and his retarded band of thieves are in office it just brings us closer to absolute ruin!
Posted by: Michelle at November 17, 2009 11:58 PM
