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Who is he preparing to bow to in that photo?

So, what's that picture supposed to be? Our Thanksgiving turkey?

I just feel sorry for him sometimes. I cant help it. Its the christian in me. Happy Thanksgiving to all you Yanks! God Bless.

I think that picture will sum Obama's presidency perfectly. No spine, can't stand straight. Hollow person, only flash and smokes.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Eco Thanksgiving Day Cartoon

Can we stuff it and put it in a 325 degree oven for 15 - 20 minutes per pound?

Definitely a soup bird.

Caption: "quick, Rahm, find me someone to bow to".

This is Chairman Zero's proposal for "Arms Control"

Nice marionette. But can it speak intelligibly without a teleprompter?

Happy Thanksgiving Day one and all!

One more thing to add to the list of things that will suck because of global warming: more expensive, worse beer

Happy Turkey Day...pass the stuffing

1. Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
2. Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole.
3. Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry.
4. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
5. There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings.
6. "Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day." God.
7. God Doesn't Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
8. If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
9. He's Dead.It's Been 2,000 years. He's Not Coming back. Get OVER It Already!
10. All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. Edgar Allen Poe.
11. Viva La Evoluci br
12. Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season.
13. I Wouldn't Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist.
14. Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.
15. People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs.
16. Jesus is Coming? Don't Swallow That.
17. Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!
18. GOD. - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
19. Jesus Told Me Republicans SUCK.
20. God + Wacky Tobacky = Platypus
21. God Doesn't Exist. I Guess That Means No One Loves You.
22. When the Rapture Comes We'll Get Our Country Back?
23. Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic?
A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom.
24. You Say "Heretic" Like It Was a BAD Thing.
25. I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.
26. Science: It Works, Bitches.
27. "Intelligent Design" - Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987.
28. I Found God Between The Sheets.
29. I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent.
30. My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel.
31. Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten.
32. If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
33. Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia.
34. ALL Americans Are African Americans.
35. I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
36. I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God.
37. The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative
38. If We Were Made In His Image, Then Why Aren't Humans Invisible Too?
39. JESUS SAVES....You From Thinking For Yourself.
40. How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Cant Even Define It?
41. Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made?
A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.
42. Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex.
43. I Went to Public School in Kansas and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt and a Poor Understanding of the Scientific Method.
44. WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died.
45. The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children.
46. Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War.
47. Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony
48. God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?
49. When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits
Bestiality on Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays, Cash Me Out. Frank Sinatra
50. No Gods. No Mullets.

You will rot in hell.

Hey Annonymous, since I'm sure Obama is YOUR God, how do you explain HIS alleged religious convictions? Smegma breath.

Oh and a few more I left out:

51. Too bad Hitler couldn't finish the job!
32. A single death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic.
53. All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
54. "All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach." Adolf Hitler
55. "How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think." Adolf Hitler
56. "Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem." Uncle Joe Stalin
57. “A lie told often enough becomes truth”
58. “Give us the child for 8 years and it will be a Bolshevik forever”
59. “It is true that liberty is precious - so precious that it must be rationed”
60. Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy.

Annonymous @ 5:17PM

What I am thankful for on Thanksgiving is that you have the right to be biggest asshole in the world.
Have a nice Thanksgiving, and when considering we have vermin like you across this country, it makes us feel blessed for the sanity we encounter daily.
You Betcha, But you still have to bless the the assholes, Darn it.

As one wit put it, bloodsuckers have found crucifixes repellent at ever since Dracula...

Anon;
Are these slogans that you are market testing for the Democrats for the 2010 mid-term elections.
They sound really good to me.
You should use them.
You Betcha, The little asshole is hitting a homer with the political slogans, Darn it.

Posted by: Anonymous at November 26, 2009 5:17 PM

We've already been over this. The most atrocious regimes and individuals in history have been atheist-communist or the related secular-progressives. Stalin/Moa/Pol Pot fit into the first category, and Hitler/fascists the second. The Jacobins were sorta the prototype for both branches.

Even Muhammad and the Spanish Inquisitionists pale in comparison to the great secular killers.

At any rate, I think you will need to adjust your "religion is the cause of all evil" thesis or risk continuing to make yourself look like an ignorant fool.

I'm thankful that my family members aren't stupid, drooling, moonbat dipshits like anonopussy at 5:12, and I feel sorry for his relatives having to sit next to him at the dinner table, if he's not just sitting in a filthy studio apartment with a bowl of cornflakes dribbling out of his mouth as he bashes Bush for his sad, sad, situation. Happy thanksgiving, fellow Moonbattery readers and to teh Moonbats, FOAD.

Adhering to that sense of humor many of you boast of? Even the name hijacker chimes in. Hijack an anonymous comment? cute... I suppose. You need to recognize that Hitler was a Catholic, Mao was a Buddahist, and Stalin was Orthodox , was not accepting of any other religion. Do your history. As for telling another to FOAD, now that is not very Christian is it?

As for telling another to FOAD, now that is not very Christian is it?

Posted by: Anonymous at November 26, 2009 6:20 PM

Nah, but it'd make me feel a lot better and you'd probably be doing the world a favor.

"me feel a lot better and you'd probably be doing the world a favor." Again, not very Christian of you when you get all bent out of shape for obvious truths in a comment. LoL!

Dropping by and then heading on out again. Happy Thanksgiving!

Anon-
Not quite. Stalin was a well-known militant atheist, Hitler hated Catholics, and the thought of Mao, history's biggest mass murderer being a Buddhist isn't the brightest. And another thing, nowhere in the Bible does it say we can't tell you to FOAD. In fact, the Bible encourages that.

If there were ANY obvious truth in the world, people like you would have never been born.

Anon,
Since we have come up with some slogans for the democrats in the next election, I have thought of a good TV campaign ad for Obama in 2012.

Scene opens, camera is panning across a very serene park; grass is green, birds are singing, children are playing. You know, something Norman Rockwell would paint.
Obama and his wife stroll into the scene, carrying a big picnic basket, giggling like two kids who have been smoking dope. Obama squishes out his cigarette (wink wink) with the bottom of his shoe.
They chose a nice secluded spot on a grassy knoll and open the picnic basket. They pull out slices of watermelon and a couple of Colt 45 Malt Liquors.(you know, the big boys, 32 ounces, enough to knock the top of your head off on a hot day if you guzzle it down too quickly)
As they sit on the blanket, chomping down on the watermelon, guzzling and aaahhhing while enjoying the the C45's a voice over begins.

In a James Earl Jones Voice:
"We have paid for your mortgage, tried to get you free health care, raised your minimum wage, extended your unemployment, and thanks to Acorn, we have your communities voting at 150% of their actual population."
"but, we have more we can do for you, by taxing people that work, and giving it to you, you can have every day at the park."

A pan back to the Obama's, passed out asleep on the blanket. Fade to black.
You Betcha, A watermelon and Colt 45 political ad would make me vote for him, Darn it.

PS, Let me know, is the watermelon and the malt liquor imagery pressing it too much.

Thanks Anon. I had no idea Communists were actually religious! All of the fraudulent history I've read over the years said they were not only atheistic, but actually went out of their way to suppress the religion of subjects and install the worship of the State in its place. Similar story for the Nazis, but they were a little more pragmatic in trying to co-opt and intimidate rather than the direct church smashing of the Commies.

Come to think of it, I've read quite a few history books, and they all say similar things that contradict Anon's revelation. This must be one huge conspiracy!

Anon;
"Again, not very Christian of you when you get all bent out of shape for obvious truths in a comment. LoL!"

Anon, we are not getting bent out of shape.
We are getting inspired to run you rats back into the caves and up under the barn in 2012.
You Betcha, Rats under the barn, I had those once, Darn it.

Lao is Anonymous.

Who else would be such a complete douchebag as to keep pissing and moaning about "name hijacking" and on Thanksgiving, no less?

Lao.

um, Hitler hated Catholics. He killed thousands of nuns and priests. If memory serves, I think he also had a plan to kill the pope. Hitler had Naziism declared the official state religion.

Learn first, debate later.

Obama pardons a turkey so he can go to Disney World and live. I get to live to pay taxes for a big turkey named Obama so he can live as I die a slow fucking death so that some leech can live. Now I know why now I understand and admire those at Ruby Ridge.

You may want to invest in some actual German history books, not bs textbooks from a private catholic school. Read the speeches from Reichstag or even consider Mein Kampf again. Hitler despised religious leaders like the Pope because he believed he was one of them. It is that mindset that sets apart secular, progressive, agnostic and atheist beliefs. We don't generally care what you think, just do not make it policy or show up on my stoop on Saturday morn.

WHOA. Science czar Holdren DIRECTLY implicated in unfolding climategate scandal

We don't generally care what you think

Unh-huh, so why make all the obsessive Christian-bashing posts if you don't care?

Once again demonstrating that atheists aren't motivated by a dispassionate lack of belief in God; but by an animated hatred of those who do believe.

WHOA. Science czar Holdren DIRECTLY implicated in unfolding climategate scandal
Posted by: mega at November 26, 2009 8:28 PM

When violence erupts here in the USA (as it will), you can count that one of the groups is going to consist of these "GREENS" and since they are looking to reduce the population I say they should go first. After all, they thought of it so they should go first. Green may be the new red but fair is fair the population should be reduced of all of the GREENS ASAP. Happy Thanksgiving!

Hey hey
Ho Ho
John Holdren has got to go!
Hey hey
Ho ho
All the GREENS have got to go!

mega,
Thanks for the link. That surely must get the MSM in the US on this.
The story is really starting to get traction in Europe and some other countries around the world.
You don't see anything about it in the US unless you are tuned to Fox news.
The MSM and the Obama administration are treating this as a non-story. They will pay for that.
Drudge has not posted it yet, but it is the Thanksgiving, and everyone is not working.
You Betcha, This is gonna cost that little twerp Algore, but he will probably pay in carbon offsets, Darn it.

I almost choked when I saw this article:

By MARCO SIBAJA, Associated Press Writer
Brazil: 'Gringos' must pay to stop Amazon razing
MANAUS, Brazil – Brazil's president said Thursday that "gringos" should pay Amazon nations to prevent deforestation, insisting rich Western nations have caused much more past environmental destruction than the loggers and farmers who cut and burn trees in the world's largest tropical rain forest.

President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva made the comments just before an Amazon summit in which delegates signed a declaration calling for financial help from the industrial world to halt the deforestation that causes global warmin
Read the complete article here:
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The turkey is in the whitehouse

I just want to know who took all the white meat?

People protest Al Gore at his book tour stop.

http://truthiscontagious.com/2009/11/26/protesters-disrupt-gore-book-signing-event-in-chicago

@ Eneils Bailey at November 26, 2009 8:54 PM

Drudge is posting a middle of the road mix of articles at this time

Oh, man.
What a creepy photo.
Am I alone in seeing Obama as probably the creepiest guy in the whole world?

How can anyone say Obama has charisma?
Obama looks like something Boris Karloff dug up.

Posted by: Anonymous at November 26, 2009 8:09 PM

This is one of those 'Anonymi' (probably the same little piss ant) who piss and moan about having to stay sober one day out of the week.

They could easily buy enough beer to stay drunk all day Sunday while they beat their kids or surf internet porn.

"No science is immune to the infection of politics and corrupting power."
Jacob Browowski

Think about the worldwide corruption and unwarranted concern that Algore's Global Warming hoax has perpetrated on us:
It has impacted our energy strategy for the bad, especially oil and coal.
It has allowed the federal government an avenue to raise taxes in the name of a "clean environment, ie...Cap and Trade..
NASA management bit off on the hoax.
The corrupt GE Corporation has an inside track with the Obama administration to make billions combating global warming.
The international community expects richer nations, like the US to shift billions and trillions of dollars to third world countries ruled by despots to amass great personal fortunes.
The list could go on and on....

Algore, along with his group of scientists responsible for this hoax should be held accountable. Thinking up an appropriate punishment could be fun for that wimpy Nancy boy.
You Betcha, Pull down his pants, bend him over, wait a minute, I see missing teeth and hear banjo music. Let the little wimp have it, Darn it.

quick! someone photoshop acme dinner jacket standing behind him!

Happy Thanksgiving!

White House Releases Statement Extending Best Wishes To Those Performing The Hajj, The Annual Pilgrimage To Mecca

Did Obama release a statement for the National Day of Prayer?

The White House never misses a chance to recognize Islam, didn't Obama say at his speech in Cairo "As a boy, I spent several years in Indonesia and heard the call of the azaan [the Muslim call to prayer] at the break of dawn and the fall of dusk?" I guess that can have an affect on a man who says he's a Christian, but can't seem to find a church in D.C.

http://hotairpundit.blogspot.com/2009/11/white-house-releases-statement.html

A belated Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Moonbatterers. My modem was on the fritz at home yesterday. So, I had to miss out on Anonymous's charming list. "Jesus is coming...don't swallow that!" was a particular piece of sweetness and light. Not sure what his purpose was, posting that here. Make us lose our faith? Really?

A belated Happy Thanksgiving to everyone here, even Anon.
Speaking of whom, I genuinely pity you for being so full of hatred, misery and cynicism, and on Thanksgiving to boot.
"All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. Edgar Allen Poe."
Ah, yes, Edgar Allan (Not "Allen") Poe. The perpetually miserable, borderline- psychotic writer/ poet who married his own 13- year- old cousin and died a lonely, penniless drunkard at age 40. He's certainly a guy whose philosophies I'd want to follow. LOL!
Your talk of Hitler, Stalin, etc. being Christians of any sort is extremely funny, since it shows you yourself are the one with no knowledge of history.
1. First and foremost, it's one thing to say you're a Christian; It's quite another to actually BE a Christian through your actions.
2. In the Soviet Union under Stalin (Actually, ANYWHERE where the wonderful, tolerant, enlightened, progressive system known as Communism was implemented), Christians were persecuted, imprisoned, tortured, and executed for refusing to become Atheists.
3. Hitler was deeply into paganism and the occult.
4. Here are a few interesting quotes from Hitler:
"(It is) Not opportune to hurl ourselves now into a struggle with the churches. The best thing to do is let Christianity die a natural death."
"A slow death has something comforting about it. The dogma of Christianity gets worn away before the advances of science. Religion will have to make more and more concessions. Gradually the myths crumble. All that's left is to prove that in nature there is no frontier between the organic and the inorganic."
"The parsons will be made to dig their own graves. They will betray their God to us. THey will betray anything for the sake of their miserable little jobs and incomes."
"Christianity will disappear from Germany just as it has done in Russia... The German race has existed without Christianity for thousands of years, and will continue after Christianity has disappeared. We must get used to the teachings of blood and race."
Those sure sound like things that a devout Christian would say, don't they?

You were probably hoping that your cynical, hate- filled list and follow- up postings will turn us all into miserable, cynical Atheists just like you. Sorry to disappoint you, but Christians are not so weak as to lose their faith just because a pathetic, cowardly troll threw some insults at them over the Internet.
Now, if you excuse me, I'll need to get back to work on some homework papers for my Seminary classes (I'm an aspiring pastor).

Oh, and Anon, a couple more points:
1. Ah, so Mao was a Buddhist? That certainly explains why he approved the Communist invasion of Tibet which forced the Dalai Lama to go into exile! Are you simply unaware of how stupid and ignorant you sound in your posts?
2. "There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings."
You're right, there is a reason: It's because Atheist psychos who have mass murder on their minds prefer to go on shooting rampages at schools (i.e. the Columbine massacre, the Virginia Tech massacre) and churches (i.e. the 2007 Denver church shooting), I guess because they like to actually watch their victims die.

Mass murderers like to shoot up schools and churches and anywhere unarmed people are in groups BECAUSE they are cowards. Try shooting at someone who can shoot back, a@@w@pe.

As for the Soviets and Christianity, I toured the Soviet Union twice in the '70's (I was a Russian major in university). The only thing worth seeing in Russia were the churches built before the revolution, the buildings like the Winter Palace built before the revolution, the Western works of art housed in the Winter Palace, collected before the revolution. The tour group took us into one church, and roped off on the side were elderly women worshiping and a priest was officiating. The tour guide loudly continued explaining the architectural features of the church while the service continued. We were embarrassed and I left and waited outside. So much for respecting Christianity. As soon as communism fell, the church returned in full force. The government can make an open profession of faith a crime, but it cannot stamp out faith entirely.

Anon, I posted eyewitness testimony. Rebut this! What you got? Hearsay? Ideology? Of course.

He has the same disease as the turkey on South Park. Seperated at birth?