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November 21, 2009
Global Warming Will Cause It to Rain Polar Bears
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at November 21, 2009 3:22 PM
If the scientific evidence behind human-caused Global Warming is so irrefutable, what's with all the ridiculous over-the-top propaganda? This doesn't look like a scientific, rational argument, it looks like a Mountain Dew ad.
Comments
How many kilograms of carbon does algore's plane spew every time he squeezes his fat ass into it for another useless flight to promote his propaganda? Huh? How much?
Posted by: man of few words at November 21, 2009 3:29 PM
Looks like some plane stupid people wasted a good Caddy for their dumb commercial.
Posted by: ed at November 21, 2009 3:30 PM
PlanePlainlyStupid.com
there... fixed it for ya
Posted by: chuck in st paul at November 21, 2009 3:48 PM
that was supposed to read:
PlanePlainlyStupid.com
[???]
Posted by: chuck in st paul at November 21, 2009 3:49 PM
That's about the sickest thing I've seen from the loony left in quite awhile.
I say: PlanetStupid.com
Posted by: pomalom at November 21, 2009 3:54 PM
All those hours in 3D Studio Max could have been applied to something worthwhile.
Posted by: J at November 21, 2009 5:04 PM
That was by far one of the stupidest things I have watched in a while. The website was just as dumb. I know we could all start using Zeppelins. After all the Hindenburg was such a great success. Taking care of the planet is one thing, after all the Bible calls us to be good stewards of the earth. These people however take it just a tad to far.
Posted by: browncoat at November 21, 2009 5:13 PM
Great! I hate polar bears.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 21, 2009 5:17 PM
I love how they leave a few moments of silence at the end, for the audience to soak up the solemn seriousness of polar bears falling from the skies. What a bunch of fags must have produced this crap.
Posted by: Steve at November 21, 2009 5:22 PM
Good lord the left is twisted. I'll bet that fucked up message terrified little kids.
The left simply has no shame whatsoever.
Posted by: Dave at November 21, 2009 5:27 PM
Ummmm.... If it's "raining Polar Bears" isn't that another way of saying there are plenty of them?
Kinda like "It's raining men, It's raining cat's and Dog's, It's raining money, or I'm drowning in buisness, I'm flooded with orders"....
Or... Are the communist's SOOOO stupid that this is beyond their obviously limited intelect?
Based on these quote's from thier site:
We have a problem. We're flying too much, and it's changing the earth's climate.Aviation is the fastest growing cause of climate change.
All we have is a burning desire to stop domestic flights and a spectacular plan... which we can't afford on our own.
The Government complains that the public doesn't care enough about climate change.
I would evicerate each statement but they are just to ridiculously stupid to do anything more than laugh at. Every day a "new" cause is revealed as the source for this idiotic communist religion.
I sure wish they would figure out who or what they're actually blaming for "global warming", because it's just to difficult to keep up with the all the things they keep claiming are the cause.
They just can't stop changing their tiny little minds about it.
Posted by: Michelle at November 21, 2009 5:28 PM
I still think the old animal suicides video tops this, but this comes close. Someone really missed out on their opportunity to animate Jar Jar and this is how they lash out.
Posted by: Corona at November 21, 2009 5:29 PM
Hey everyone. The holiday gift giving season is on us. Black Friday looms next week.... What to do?
Posted by: Oiao at November 21, 2009 6:23 PM
I'd like to see all Hollywerid Leftards leave their 1.5 spoiled brat children alone with a cuddly polar bear to hug and save from global warming.
Just think. There wouldn't be any new democrat voters left.
Posted by: Fez at November 21, 2009 6:25 PM
Polar bears taste like chicken.
Posted by: SK at November 21, 2009 6:25 PM
SK - I beg to differ. During the lean time of the year, they kind of have a Bald Eagle taste to em.....
Posted by: Oiao at November 21, 2009 6:48 PM
These stupid assholes are fucking certifiable.
"Bag ladies" on the streets and alleys of New York aren't as fuckin' nuts as the Global Warming Cult.
Thank Christ that "hack" happened.
Posted by: drillanwr at November 21, 2009 7:37 PM
It would have been better if they had dropped Al Gores from the sky.
Posted by: Judith M. at November 21, 2009 9:35 PM
Now you know why its called PLANE STUPID becuase anyone having anything to do with it is just PLAIN STUPID its just amazing what jerks these stupid enviromentalists are
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at November 21, 2009 9:38 PM
They are best when eaten young before they eat the Eskimo's garbage. You don't get a large rug out of the deal but the tenderness and flavor you can't beat.
Posted by: Dan at November 21, 2009 9:52 PM
Posted by: Dan at November 21, 2009 9:52 PM
yeah-- its always funny to find gross stupidity and step it up.
Posted by: Fiberal at November 21, 2009 10:13 PM
I spat my drink all over my monitor when that first bear hit the edge of the building and blood shot out of his bum. This commercial should definately win an award for "Funniest International Advert!"
Posted by: Anonymous at November 21, 2009 11:09 PM
Posted by: Judith M. at November 21, 2009 9:35 PM
Reminds of the episode of WKRP where they did the Thanksgiving Day turkey drop. :)
Posted by: SK at November 21, 2009 11:12 PM
Am I a bad person for finding this vid incredibly hilarious? Eh, either way, I won't lose any sleep over it.
What is it with the polar bears anyway? I'm just curious, if all the polar bears died tomorrow, would it effect the food chain and whatnot?
Posted by: conservativeteen at November 21, 2009 11:18 PM
I guess I'm the only one who equated the polar bears hitting buildings, then eventually the street, with the horror of 9/11. First thing that came to mind...although I wish it hadn't.
Posted by: Karyn at November 22, 2009 1:39 AM
Video is very funny.
1. Polar bears can't fly.
2. Polar bears can't drown unless there is TOO MUCH ICE.
FACT: Polar bears FLOAT! Dead or alive a polar bear will float unless it is actively SWIMMING UNDER the ice stalking it's number one food source baby seals, which also breathe AIR.
FACT: Too much ice in the arctic will kill more seals, whales, and walrus' than too little ice.
FACT: Polar bears live, breed, and HIBERNATE ONLY on LAND. They eat food from the ice, but are NOT sea animals.
FACT: The less ice there is, the better it is for polar bears.
FACT: NO animal makes it's nest on frozen arctic sea ice, not ONE.
FACT: EVERY animal that lives partially on Arctic sea ice is a AIR breathing animal. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
FACT: Sea ice melting, or thawing changes sea level in NO SIGNIFICANT WAY.
FACT: AGW IS A SCAM, SCAM, SCAM, SCAM!!!!111!!
Posted by: Eric at November 22, 2009 1:44 AM
Well, I say kill the filthy beasts. They stink, they're like landsharks; they attack and devour anything and everything in sight. They've no fear whatsoever of humans and thanks to the stupid tree-huggers, you could go to jail for shooting one if it's attacking you.
How's that affect the ecology? Well, more fish for starters, so the Eskimos and people who fish way the heck up there can spend LESS time freezing their nethers off. More seals, and lord knows the left LURVS dem behbah seals...
Lefties freak out about polar bears being endangered, the right counters with the fact they've quintupled their numbers in recent years...screw the polar bears with a chainsaw.
Polar bears suck.
Posted by: TFMo at November 22, 2009 3:05 AM
Don't know if this counts as irony but you can bet your next paycheck that the people who made this video wept as they did it, and yet felt ZERO sympathy when the twin towers rained human beings on 9/11.
Posted by: gorog at November 22, 2009 5:18 AM
Karyn, you're not the only one. When I heard the roar of jet engines while I was looking at NY skyscrapers, I immediately thought of 9-11, equating that disaster with the alleged polar bear disaster. This is insulting on many levels. But ideologues are blind to their own moonbattiness. So disgusting. So, let's not fly. No tourist trade, no business negotiations, no commerical trade. No building with any materials already not found here. No more Columbian coffee, feta cheese, Italian olive oil...you get the message. Let's go back to living in caves! Wait a minute, they don't want us to hunt or eat farm animals. What's a human to do? Oh, I see, we're supposed to die and leave the earth pristine. Gee, for all of the liberal wangs who love to lecture us about dropping the atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, I think their holocaust is much, much worse.
Posted by: TrickleUpPolitics at November 22, 2009 6:30 AM
Funny, these "pro-nature" jerks say "stop technology!", yet they use the internet, cellphones, private jets, big cars, ect. It's just like the stupid trolls who come here to promote communism, they think THEY will still have all the comforts and luxuries of civilization after "the revolution".
Posted by: KHarn at November 22, 2009 6:58 AM
Sheesh, lefties accuse conservatives of using scare tactics and fear mongering to make a point! Nope, no scare tactics or fear mongering in this video.
Posted by: LittleMissPerfect at November 22, 2009 8:59 AM
The first time I viewed it I also thought 9/11. After watching again though and it was just about the stupid bears, it became quite funny.
and yeah... fat Algores hitting the pavement would be even funnier.
Posted by: chuck in st paul at November 22, 2009 9:39 AM
Whats the big deal. If they have so many polar bears to throw around and just leave lyin every where why should we be so concerned about not having enough?
If it has mental problems, is it a bipolar bear?
Posted by: czuch at November 22, 2009 9:40 AM
Posted by: Karyn at November 22, 2009 1:39 AM
Karyn,
At seeing the falling bears, 9-11 was also my first thought. I doubt the connection was actually made by the liberal producers.
Or apparently by a lot of posters here.
In fact, it would be much better if Moonbattery would sequester some of it's poster's IQ status by not posting anything having to do with animals.
Nothing seems to give some people more entertainment than finding an opportunity to write stupid things about animals.
Makes up for the dwindling testosterone, I guess.
Posted by: Fiberal at November 22, 2009 11:18 AM
The future's looking pretty bright for all the cute, furry baby seals out there.
Posted by: Arcticman Speaks! at November 22, 2009 11:30 AM
A commonly asked question on globull warming websites:
"What do you believe negates CO2 from acting in a similar way as water vapor in regards to being a blanket"
Answer: Because water vapor turns into solid phase vapor when it condenses and reflects heat acting like a "blanket".
CO2 does not have reflective properties.
Our open atmosphere is, for all intent and purpose, warmer near the surface and cooler away from it. An upper atmospheric cold CO2 molecule cannot heat lower level warm molecules. Heat does radiate from cold to warm. That would defy the laws of thermodynamics.
Posted by: RICH at November 22, 2009 11:55 AM
They're so over the top they swing all the way back to the "batshit insane" ridiculous.
Posted by: Jay B. at November 22, 2009 1:26 PM
Nothing seems to give some people more entertainment than finding an opportunity to write stupid things about stupid animals.
There... fixed it for ya Fiberal. Oh yeah, I hear Mommy calling with your milk and cookies Mr. Macho Man. Watch out all that testosterone of yours doesn't cause your brain to fry.
Posted by: chuck in st paul at November 22, 2009 1:33 PM
SK: That WKRP episode titled "Turkeys Away", ranks right up there with the "Chuckles Bites the Dust" episode of the Mary Tyler Moore show. HAR! The bubmling Mr. Carlson saying: "As God As My witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" And newsman Les Nessman providing live coverage and his utterance of "Oh, the humanity!"--Just like the radio broadcaster during the Hindenburg disaster. Notice the 70s era Caddy. This has got to be one of the dumbest most self-indulgent things related to the global warmin hoax I have ever seen. What a bunch of dumbasses!
Posted by: Graycat at November 22, 2009 6:18 PM
"The future's looking pretty bright for all the cute, furry baby seals out there."
Speaking of baby seals, that reminds me of my all-time favorite bar joke.
A baby seal walks into a club......
Posted by: man of few words at November 22, 2009 6:58 PM
See what I mean-- chuckles in st. paul?
You sound like a complete fool.
But hey, thanks for helping make the point.
And the point is: jokes about f'n up animals are not funny.
You are not funny
Now go sniff a jock and stop trying to keep up, old fella.
Posted by: Fiberal at November 22, 2009 6:59 PM
New Documentary Challenges Gore's 'Inconvenient Truth' on Global Warming
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/11/21/new-documentary-challenges-gores-inconvenient-truth-global-warming/?test=latestnews
Posted by: J at November 22, 2009 8:06 PM
Actually, wild turkey can fly. One few into an office building in Pittsburgh several years back and narrowly missed hitting woman on the way down.
Posted by: Winston Smith - Ministry of Truth at November 23, 2009 7:34 AM
NY Times, who printed illegally obtained Sarah Palin e-mails and illegally obtanied Bush-Era war docuimentaion, now refuses to print illegally obtained Global WarmingGate e-mails:
http://pajamasmedia.com/eddriscoll/2009/11/22/all-the-news-thats-fit-to-bury/
Posted by: J at November 23, 2009 9:00 AM
Their mother's should have taught them better about shame.
Completely tasteless.
Posted by: Crit_Zer0 at November 23, 2009 2:31 PM
Too bad Noah Wylie wasn't sitting in the Caddy.
Posted by: Graycat at November 23, 2009 3:40 PM


