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November 20, 2009
Global Warming Causes Prostitution
Posted by Van Helsing at November 20, 2009 8:59 AM
If Big Government doesn't jack taxes through the stratosphere and seize totalitarian control of all human activity, it won't be only the polar bears who suffer. Global warming will force women into prostitution:
Suneeta Mukherjee, country representative of the United Nations Food Population Fund (UNFPA), said women in the Philippines are the most vulnerable to the effects of climate change in the country.
"Climate change could reduce income from farming and fishing, possibly driving some women into sex work and thereby increase HIV infection," Mukherjee said during the Wednesday launch of the UNFPA annual State of World Population Report in Pasay City.
Not to worry, UNFPA bureauweenies have come up with "five measures to mitigate climate change and overpopulation":
• Bring a better understanding of population dynamics, gender and reproductive health to climate change and environmental discussions at all levels;
• Fully fund family planning services and contraceptive supplies within the framework of reproductive health and rights, and assure that low income is no barrier to access;
• Prioritize research and date collection to improve the understanding of gender and population dynamics in climate change mitigation and adaptation;
• Improve sex-disaggregation of date related to migration flows that are influenced by environmental factors and prepare now for increases in population movements resulting from climate change; and
• Integrate gender considerations into global efforts to mitigate and adapt to climate change.
To sum up, they want to reduce the human population by promoting abortion and other means of birth control on your dime — and they want to yap some more about meaningless BS like "gender considerations" as they relate to natural and unavoidable climate fluctuation, also on your dime.
Time to add prostitution to The List.
On tips from mega and Beef.
Comments
COOL!! (sorry for the pun)
The LBFM's of the Philippines are some of the cutest, sexiest ladies on Earth. For those of us just interested in bouts of animal sex without boring 'relationships' attached, this is truly a wonderful thing.
[What...?? No global warming..??!! WTF, ya trying to ruin my day?!?!]
Posted by: chuck in st paul at November 20, 2009 9:27 AM
GLOBAL WARMING HYSTEERIA CUASES STUPDIDY just look at all those idiots going naked on that mountian and AL GORE and his rediculous behavior
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at November 20, 2009 9:38 AM
How about putting out blantant racism against Filipinas to boot. Time for these freaks of nature in the snake oil sales of global warming to STFU.
Posted by: Moonbat Skullcracker at November 20, 2009 9:39 AM
This is proof that Global Warming started many, many years before we originally thought.
I bet Columbus could have seen the signs of Global warming if he had pulled into a Philippino port.
Posted by: Dan at November 20, 2009 9:48 AM
Funny, in the article itself, they go on to talk about how the fisheries around the Phillipines are being overdrawn, which may in fact be a more compelling reason for women to seek other income streams.
Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at November 20, 2009 9:52 AM
The founder of the SIERRA CLUB one JOHN MUIR was a biggoted racsist radical enviromental extremists thats why the SIERRA CLUB is to radical
Posted by: Flu-Bird at November 20, 2009 2:56 PM
hey Mr. Evilwrench: " women to seek other income streams"
was that meant to be a pun?? ;-))
Posted by: chuck in st paul at November 20, 2009 3:16 PM
Now I might finally get to be with a real woman.
Advantage: Lao!
Posted by: Lao at November 20, 2009 5:59 PM
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Posted by: Teej at November 20, 2009 8:25 PM
That's why all the whores I saw throughout Asia were Filippinas! I knew there had to be a reason.
Hurry up and cum bey bey! Hurry up and cum or mama get mad.
Posted by: marine0313 at November 21, 2009 11:05 AM
