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You know what drivers of the G-Wiz yell when they stick their heads out of the window?

"Fore!"

If everybody is putting around in glorified golf carts, the fatality rate will drop. Of course, it is hard to cause a fatality below 20mph, which is great news for the moonbats, since their planned health care system needs to reduce treatment anyway.

The only fatalities will come when somone is run down by a government motorcade.

What? You expected our rulers and climate hustlers to give up their armored limos? Death trap golf carts are only for the subjects.

What? You expected our rulers and climate hustlers to give up their armored limos?

Not to mention tractor-trailers...unless replacement parts for these tin cars are going to be helicoptered from the port where they arrive from China into the dealerships.

Jay I heard that it's the offical car of Air America.

Bwahahaha!

It's the offical car of listeners to Air America. All of 'em can fit in one G-Wiz! Bwhahahaha!

but, but...If I buy a table I might get a splinter...maybe Pelosi & the Democrats will pass a splinter control bill (funded by tax increases on the rich) that will protect me..write your congressman now demanding government mandated splinter protection...think of the children!

The only thing worth doing with that thing is unzipping your fly and taking a whiz on it.

Not to mention tractor-trailers...unless replacement parts for these tin cars are going to be helicoptered from the port where they arrive from China into the dealerships.

The parts will be rickshawed around by the many millions of people without real work.

Shipping goods by rickshaw is carbon-free and a great way to put people to work, once the government's intervention in the market kills off all job opportunities not part of a porky make-work program.

Hilarious....a clown car for liberals.

I bought two because I couldn't fit in just one.

Al, you need an 18-wheeler for your ass alone.

Okay now Moonbattery has gone too far. How did you know this was my dream vehicle?

It looks like a Happy Meal toy.

I got one of those in a box of Cracker Jacks, thought it was just another crappy toy and threw it away...?

That video just made my day. Thanks a million.

Not the only time that thing showed up on Top Gear.

The axis Vs. allies drag race:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj9MAApLdDs

Another Liberal deathmobile go kart... 0% chance of survival against another car, it will be a total loss whenever you have an accident, even the most minor and even new beetle owners will find a more ridiculous vehicle than theirs in this POS.

They should call it DEATHMOBILE 3000 - it would probably sell like hot cakes.

Where do I sign the papers for the table?

Ive seen one of those electric cars it looks like the cockpit from one of those MASH type helicopters

Don't look now but there are financial incentives already in effect to purchase all electric vehicles. American thinker had a story about this last month. In some cases you can buy the vehicle at no cost after tax rebates. Hey it's free, right?

Don't look now but there are financial incentives already in effect to purchase all electric vehicles. American thinker had a story about this last month. In some cases you can buy the vehicle at no cost after tax rebates. Hey it's free, right?

Porkulus subsidies go towards electric golf carts - literally

Savvy investors have found ways to stack credits and incentives to get golf carts for free, courtesy of the US taxpayer.

According to the porkulus, golf carts are electric cars. At least the bill and the IRS have the decency to admit what will not be admitted by the moonbat advocates of these golf carts masquerading as cars.

Hey, if it's free, just drive it until the battery's discharged, then go get another one. Why bother with recharging it?

Free is still too much for that crapmobile. When algore drives one (regularly - not just for publicity) I'll consider an electric car. It'll be a Tesla (http://www.teslamotors.com/), not a G-Whizzer.

The way our congress is going pretty soon we'll all have to buy these things or go to jail.

You could have one of those cars like from WACKY RACES like the ARKANSAS CHUG-A-BUG which osed a boiler run on hi-grade corn squezins

It looks like something a five-year old would drive in the back yard or driveway, but never the street.Of course those cars are much more durable.

If you guys don't stop bashing things that you don't understand I am not going to be your friend anymore.

What is Big Auto and Big Oil doing to help make the planet safer and save us all from the perils of global warming?

More specifically: what are YOU fat lot doing other than sitting on your bums?

What's not to understand? It's an electric car. It's a piece of crap. It can't even withstand a low speed collision with a kitchen table.

You'd have to be an Albionese dumbass not to understand.

"It can't even withstand a low speed collision with a kitchen table."



To be fair, that could of been a heavy table

Hey, that car isn't new. I've seen circus clowns get out of cars like that lots of times.

"Ive seen one of those electric cars it looks like the cockpit from one of those MASH type helicopters" Says SPURWING PLOVER
Those M.A.S.H helicopters are Bell 47s.
Used to be one on "Skippy" (an Aussie kids show from the seventies).Showing my age.
D.T.

I keep thinking "chitty chitty bang bang".

Sun of flubber or the nutty professor bring up any memories

Posted by: Aquatarkus at November 12, 2009 3:35 PM

Shouldn't you have your socialist teenage ASS in bed so you can be at school on time.

Listen up you idiot we do understand this bullshit and we know what you socialist pigs are up to. You would believe in global warming you sheep. I'll tell you what, squirt. You show me irrefutable scientific evidence of global warming and I will lock step with you on this. I don't have to worry because there is none you twit. It is all speculation and a hoax just to get rich by the ass wipes you follow so glazed over and glassy eyed.

I don't want friends like you because I would end up in jail for woopin' you dumb ass.

NOW!!! Get off the computer before I tell your mommy and daddy. Let the adults post here, squirt.

Funny video - wooden table beats G-Wiz car in speed test and crash test!

Could it be that our friends in the UK are as sick of the enviroPCmoonbat crap as we are, or was that guy in the video just one of the few sane Britons? Inquiring minds wanna know...

Posted by: Aquatarkus sphincter insertatio at November 12, 2009 3:35 PM- "More specifically: what are YOU fat lot doing other than sitting on your bums?"

None of your business. And what you do with your posterior, besides sitting, is between you and Iqbal.

What is Big Auto and Big Oil doing to help make the planet safer and save us all from the perils of global warming?

And once again, Aquateen, you show your complete lack of understanding about how the free market system works. Just as you fail to understand much of anything.

The job of "Big Auto" is not to "help make the planet safer and save us all from the perils of global warming." It is to build automobiles, thereby making a profit for the company and enabling them to pay shareholders, employees, and executives.

The job of "Big Oil" is not to "help make the planet safer and save us all from the perils of global warming." It is to discover, drill for, and provide oil to consumers, thereby making a profit for the company and enabling them to pay shareholders, employees, and executives.

That's it. They don't exist to make the planet safer or to save us from your imaginary global warming.

Imagine this scenario

You're 6'4 or 6'5 . Do you weigh more than that tiny car? Just kidding , Now squeeze your big self into that car.

Hint: You're going to have to drive looking up through your eyebrows.

Ignore whatever parts of the car are jabbing you in the ribs,knees or stomach.

Yes your back hurts bent over like that but don't be a sissy. It's to save the earth!

Now pull down the driveway and go to the store.
Did I tell you the store was on the other side of the mountain? Ooops my bad

Pray it doesn't rain those guard rails hurt.
Besides you wouldn't want to spray that acid into our precious air now would you?

Like the 70s cartoon THE CHAN CLAN they had this car THE CHAN VAN you could push button on a pnael and it became a different type vichle

I just want to know where I can get one of those tables

If you all want to see a real all-electric car, check out:

http://www.lightningcarcompany.co.uk/home.php