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October 17, 2009

Warmist Bureauweenies Hold Cabinet Meeting Underwater

Posted by Van Helsing at October 17, 2009 8:02 AM

Comedy gold, courtesy of the ever more farcical global warming hoax:

Government ministers in scuba gear prepared Friday to hold an underwater meeting of the Maldives' Cabinet to highlight the threat global warming poses to the lowest-lying nation on earth.
The Maldives' president will lead Saturday's meeting around a table on the sea floor - 20 feet (6 metres) below the surface - and ministers will communicate using white boards and hand signals.

The purpose of this dadaistic spectacle is less hilarious:

The underwater Cabinet plans to sign a document calling on all countries to cut down their carbon dioxide emissions ahead of a major U.N. climate change conference in December in Copenhagen, where countries will negotiate a successor to the Kyoto Protocol. Greenhouse gases such as carbon dioxide are blamed for causing global warming by trapping heat in the earth's atmosphere.

What this will come down to is international bureauweenies "spreading the wealth around" by stealing from the taxpayers of productive nations and giving the loot to the rulers of backwards hellholes in the name of the polar bears.

Meanwhile, back in reality, the climate keeps cooling. But that won't stop Chairman Zero from signing away our money and our sovereignty in Copenhagen.

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Next, all moonbats will join hands and sing Kumbaya at the bottom of the sea. If only.

On a tip from mega.


Comments

Meaningless publicity stunt.

Posted by: Henry at October 17, 2009 8:12 AM


These moonbats can lower their own carbon emissions by scuba diving without scuba gear.

One can hope.

Posted by: Anonymous Countermoonbat at October 17, 2009 8:39 AM


Idiots.

Posted by: Oiao at October 17, 2009 8:54 AM


Silly moonbats.

Posted by: GregZ at October 17, 2009 9:36 AM


I saw this on the news, and they noted that if sea levels rise, the Maldives will be one the first places to disappear.

So my first thought after seeing the underwater cabinet meeting was:
Looks like they're getting some practice in.

Posted by: Aquatarkus at October 17, 2009 9:52 AM


Those worried about global warming should take a look out the window and notice that both the sky isn't falling and the the Maldives aren't sinking at all.

There are certain risks one takes living at less than 6 feet above sea level (ask people in New Orleans), but perhaps it isn't quite worth trashing the economic system of 6 billion people to make 400,000 people feel better about a non-existent problem. Just throwing that out there.

Posted by: Beef at October 17, 2009 9:53 AM


The IPCC authors so far have refused to disclose details about their modeling assumptions, and have either destroyed or lost their original data for temperature measurements. Still, they have adamantly demanded that we believe in their results. In contrast, estimations by independent scientists using IPCC figures are posted, are open for discussion, correction and criticism. (see the link below)

Independent results show a minimal or negligible effect of atmospheric CO2-heat dynamics. The differences are due to the fact that the IPCC has made their estimates for infrared absorption with CO2 doubling in the absence of infrared absorption by water vapor.

Thus the IPCC is lying about the effects of CO2 on rising temperatures, and trying to cover it up by not releasing, destroying or "losing" data.

Propaganda based on science falls apart faster than propaganda based on politics. The IPCC missed that one as well.

CO2 Forcing

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Posted by: Fiberal at October 17, 2009 10:29 AM


Hey guys, I know this is off-topic, but there's some weird stuff happening in the Kenyan Rising thread. Appearing and disappearing Russian posts. For some reason there's a keen Russian interest in the BC issue at the moment. At least three different names were having a debate in Russian regarding the legitimacy of the controversy. Very interesting. I wonder if the KGB has taken an interest in this matter...If so it's all the more reason for Obama to release the long form so he is not subject to blackmail threats.

Posted by: Judith M. at October 17, 2009 10:34 AM


Is it poor form to hope that the sharks are hungry?

Posted by: The Watcher at October 17, 2009 11:10 AM


We need a translator. Any of you liberal trolls out there know another language besides Gibberish?

Posted by: Fiberal at October 17, 2009 11:11 AM


"Aquatarkus at October 17, 2009 9:52 AM"

I have to admit, that made me smile.

If they were serious about "no CO2", they would use rebreathers which remove the carbon from exhaled air.

In related news, Earth's stupidity level rose after the Maldives' Cabinet made their announcement.

Posted by: KHarn at October 17, 2009 12:13 PM


I just wonder how many times these wackos watched KEVIN KOSNERS stupid movie WATERWORLD while sniffing freaky four up their snozoas?

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at October 17, 2009 12:15 PM


Apparently Van Helsing deleted the Russian posts, but I had a chance to translate them before they were deleted and the Russian posters all had different opinions regarding the BC controversy. One thought it was utter nonsense, another thought it seemed reasonable, another one thought there was room for debate. The last post I read seemed to show a particular interest in my post concerning the KGB knowing what was in Obama's long form BC. I don't know what to make of it, but it sure is interesting.

Posted by: Judith M. at October 17, 2009 12:25 PM


Judith M.: You can damn sure count on the KGB, even as currently constituted, finding out any damn thing they want to find out; be interesting to see if they release the "long-form" BC to the world, likely at a most propitious time, for them, of their own choosing.

GaryZ: "Silly Moonbats! Reality, like Trix, is for rational human beings! You go right ahead and live in your little make-believe world where all the polar ice is melting, and it's not in fact getting colder and colder every year."

My suggestion: step outside of your mom's basement (get a job, too, if you can find one!), put down the XBox 360 controller, the Red Bull and the Twinkies and, when the weather is appropriate, allow the Sun to shine upon your upturned face. Feel that heat? Feel its raw power?

Next time some idiot like algore tells you that "man" (meaning American "man," of course) is the cause of global warming (even though there ain't much of that these days), remember that sensation of the Sun's unbridled power slamming into your face, and then you tell me which has the greatest effect on the Earth's climate, by far (so far it's not even a contest).

Posted by: jc14 at October 17, 2009 12:54 PM


Hopefully, they will all drown and rid the country of more moonbats

Posted by: grayjohn at October 17, 2009 12:55 PM


Posted by: TED at October 17, 2009 12:59 PM


Dopey of course. Really nothing much to say about imbecility like that. But the link from Beef above about it not sinking was so good I spent the rest of my time reading it.
Highly highly recommended.

Posted by: Jim at October 17, 2009 1:31 PM


Wouldn't it be delisciously ironic if the KGB were to save us from this twit?

Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at October 17, 2009 2:41 PM


Good! Maybe they'll stay there!

Posted by: ReggieDunlop at October 17, 2009 2:58 PM


I wonder what the unemployment rate is in Maldives.

Posted by: Eric at October 17, 2009 3:37 PM


This is as silly as those greenpeace fools staging their protest in the Valley of Megiddo! They need to be very careful of what they wish for.

Posted by: nancz at October 17, 2009 7:07 PM


Global Warming freaks should all hold their meetings under water... until the bubbles stop.

Posted by: Uncle Rick at October 17, 2009 7:40 PM


Is Megiddo the place where they used to do child sacrifices and there are hideous centipede-like creatures everywhere? If so, Greenpeace should fit right in.

Posted by: Judith M. at October 17, 2009 8:04 PM


Reposting my comment from an earlier thread:


Lord Monckton of England: "For there is no problem with climate and, even if there were, an economic treaty does nothing to help it."

This is one of the points about the whole MMGW bit that really burns my toast.

Ok, so resolved: It's asserted beyond any shadow of doubt that the Earth IS getting warmer, that man IS responsible, and that the consequences of this warming WILL BE catastrophic for humanity.

Okaaaaay.....so now what? I've heard many even among the alarmist loons admit that Kyoto and other treaties under consideration won't do any good, that it is "already too late." So what's the point of killing our economy along with the planet?

I don't know what to tell the residents of Maldives except "build dikes or move." If those of us who discount (or downplay) MMGW are right, then tt's entirely possible that the archipelago is going to be flooded no matter what the rest of the world does or doesn't do.

It's not fair to ask the rest of us to sacrifice our economies, anyway. It's no different than the Viking colonists in Greenland arriving at the realization in the 1200's that it was getting too cold for them to live there anymore.

Posted by: Cylar at October 17, 2009 9:11 PM


Where did that bizarre underwater photo come from? That doesn't look like a government meeting.

Posted by: Cylar at October 17, 2009 9:12 PM


Someone please call the NELSON INSTITUTE of MARINE RESEARCH in SANTA BARBRA they need to look in on there crazies

Posted by: Flu-Bird at October 17, 2009 9:33 PM


In fact, the Bible uses the word "alien" numerous times. Here are a couple of examples:

Genesis 28:4
May he give you and your descendants the blessing given to Abraham, so that you may take possession of the land where you now live as an alien, the land God gave to Abraham."
Genesis 28:3-5

"An alien living among you who wants to celebrate the LORD's Passover must have all the males in his household circumcised; then he may take part like one born in the land. No uncircumcised male may eat of it.
Exodus 12:47-49


I'm SURE the Scripture was talking about little green men from outer space.

Posted by: Cylar at October 18, 2009 12:39 AM


Whoops, wrong thread. Sorry. Mods, feel free to delete previous comment.

Posted by: Cylar at October 18, 2009 12:41 AM


Do these clowns have any idea of the excess CO2 generated in compressing the air they will be breathing?? Do they even care?

With the liberal mental defect it is all about intentions and posturing. Posturing for superiority points: good. Actual positive results: meh, not so important.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at October 18, 2009 7:34 AM


Just as rediculous as those eco-wackos in the EUROWEENIE UNION that posed naked on that mountian to call attention to this GLOBAL WARMING bunk More showing off for the media idiots

Posted by: Rockin Robin at October 18, 2009 8:50 AM


The Maldives are made up of coral islands. So naturally, it wouldn't be the first time the Maldives have been below sea level.

And regardless of moonbat opinion and calls for immediate action, the Maldives are not being overrun by sea level rise.

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/03/19/despite-popular-opinion-and-calls-to-action-the-maldives-is-not-being-overrun-by-sea-level-rise/

Posted by: RICH at October 18, 2009 9:40 AM


The other thing worth pointing out is that the flooding process would probably take a century or more.

That's another point I can't seem to get across to the MMGW believers...that even if they're right, the rise would be measured in inches per decade. It's not like a wall of water is going to come rushing in one day. Humanity would have time to prepare and adapt.

Posted by: Cylar at October 18, 2009 12:53 PM


Considering an average sea level rise of 1-3 mm per year, Snickers should film their next commercial in the Maldives.

"Not going anywhere for a while?"

I just watched the Patriots destroy the Titans in [cold & snowy] Foxboro. What a game!

Posted by: RICH at October 18, 2009 4:33 PM