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October 27, 2009

The Definition of Vanity

Posted by Gregory of Yardale at October 27, 2009 7:59 AM

van-i-ty: 1. excessive pride in one's appearance, qualities, abilities, achievements, 2. lack of real value; hollowness; worthlessness: the vanity of a selfish life. 3. something worthless, trivial, or pointless.

This explains how well-named Vanity Fair magazine really is. Considering that they recently decided to send Sean "Spicoli" Penn down to Cuba to write a fawning, worshipful paean to the murderous dictator Fidel Castro, who has enslaved and impoverished his people, thrown journalists in prison, and AIDS patients into concentration camps. This must be why he is such a huge hero and inspiration to the progressive left.

More recently, Michael Wolff, a contributing editor and columnist at Vanity Fair told Chris Matthews on MSDNC that FoxNews was "a really marginal, somewhat extreme presence in the United States." Coming from the editor of a far-left magazine whose circulation numbers are less than a third of Glenn Beck's TV audience and a tenth of his radio audience... who you callin' fringe, dude?

BTW, in 2008, Michael Wolff predicted that Rush Limbaugh would be finished as a broadcaster by the election of B. Hussein Obama.

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Michael Wolff, editor, columnist, and spokesman for "Oops, I Crapped My Pants" brand adult diapers

Comments

Damn, I thought Gregory of Yardale had posted a picture of the rear end of a horse.

Posted by: Son of Taz at October 27, 2009 8:19 AM


Wolff would make a great Nosferatu.

Posted by: Judith M. at October 27, 2009 9:00 AM


spokesman for "Oops, I Crapped My Pants" brand adult diapers

Are you sure it is something coming out of his butt?

Posted by: Dan at October 27, 2009 9:02 AM


Doesn't matter which end it comes out of its still the same thing.

Posted by: FREE at October 27, 2009 9:06 AM


Judith, he already thrives on the blood of others.

Posted by: Anonymous at October 27, 2009 9:17 AM


Looks like he can (and does) suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Posted by: baslimthecripple at October 27, 2009 9:20 AM


Posted by: SK at October 27, 2009 9:54 AM


Speaking of turds coming out of brown-eyes, that turd IS a turd.

Posted by: Anonymous at October 27, 2009 10:11 AM


Michael Wolff, Doctor Evil: Separated at birth?

Posted by: ruddie at October 27, 2009 10:45 AM


Awesome! That dude is a dead ringer for Don Knott's cartoon fish charachter in "The Incredible Mr. Limpet".

Had to look twice. Das Limpet lives!

Posted by: Jules at October 27, 2009 12:47 PM


Gee Mr. Woolf; what kind of lipstick is that?

Posted by: Uncle Joe Liberty at October 27, 2009 12:49 PM


DR EVIL meets BOBBA FEITT

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 27, 2009 2:42 PM


Admit it: doesn't he look like someone who will someday be cited in a news item by all three names?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 27, 2009 5:00 PM


I mean, would you want to look in the crawl space under his house? /shudder

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 27, 2009 5:01 PM


http://www.merlinsilk.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/dr-evil.jpg

Coincidence?

Posted by: mandible claw at October 27, 2009 8:25 PM


If he had some hair you would have MEGELITO LOVELESS the midget villian from THE WILD WILD WEST

Posted by: Flu-Bird at October 27, 2009 9:21 PM


We should not judge a book by its cover. However, that is one butt-ugly book cover!!!

Posted by: Lawler Nicoteri at October 28, 2009 6:01 AM


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