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October 1, 2009

Secondhand Smoke Hysteria Crosses Into Psychosis

The moonbat campaign against cigarettes has reached levels of hysteria not seen since the Salem witch trials. In Dallas, Chris Daniel is suing for six figures because her former neighbor smoked.

According to Daniel, cigarette smoke somehow managed to seep through the "solid, two-hour fire wall from the foundation to the roof" that separates homes in her townhouse development, causing her to suffer the torments of the damned. Nonetheless,

the Daniels renewed their lease at Estancia — where smoking is permitted — six months after they say the problem began.

Management bent over backwards trying to pacify the petty tyrant.

Managers replaced air filters repeatedly, installed sealant-type electrical plates and — at the Daniels' request — used an industrial-grade roofing sealant to caulk pipes under their kitchen cabinet.

However, greedy moonbat bullies are not so easy to appease.

The neighbor moved after a judge forbade her from smoking in her own home. This still wasn't enough. Only large amounts of other people's money can satisfy a moonbat. The Daniels have moved too:

Last week, movers wearing surgical masks loaded trucks with their belongings.
The Daniels said furniture will need to be reupholstered, artwork restored and closets full of clothing dry cleaned. The bills are still piling up.

The point of this theatrical farce: an avaricious lawsuit.

But wait, there's more moonbattery:

Chris Daniel also filed a complaint under the Texas Fair Housing Act, alleging that her sensitivity to cigarette smoke qualifies her for protection set aside for people with disabilities. …
Dr. Barbara Stark Baxter, a clinical associate professor at UT Southwestern Medical Center, wrote that Daniels "qualifies as disabled under the Texas Fair Housing Act and the Americans with Disabilities Act."

If bureauweenies reward Daniel with coveted victim status for claiming she could smell a cigarette through a firewall, she will officially become a higher being, whose whims are law to the rest of us.

Until recently, cigarettes were a normal part of life. What aspects of daily living that we take for granted now will generate this kind of uproar in the near future, as liberal authoritarianism draws ever tighter around us like a python constricting its prey?

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Cary and Chris Daniel, equipped to retrieve their belongings from the tainted townhouse.

On a tip from nancz.

Posted by Van Helsing at October 1, 2009 9:00 AM

Comments

Be warned that within 3000 days of taking the H1N1 flu vaccine you will become a zombie. The Zombie Apocalypse is coming soon. For early evidence of this visit your local ACORN office or visit Congress or the Whitehouse.

Posted by: Zombie Pocky Clips at October 1, 2009 9:07 AM

Two moonbat women living together?

You sure this isn't San FranFreakshow?

Posted by: Anonymous at October 1, 2009 9:07 AM

Daniels certainly does have a disability... but it has nothing to do with her respiratory system.

Posted by: IOpian at October 1, 2009 9:09 AM

How will they lick each other's muffin now?

Posted by: Anonymous at October 1, 2009 9:13 AM

What about 3rd hand smoke!!!

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=what-is-third-hand-smoke

"Third-hand smoke is tobacco smoke contamination that remains after the cigarette has been extinguished," says Jonathan Winickoff, a pediatrician at the Dana–Farber/Harvard Cancer Center in Boston and author of a study on the new phenomenon published in the journal Pediatrics. According to the study, a large number of people, particularly smokers, have no idea that third-hand smoke—the cocktail of toxins that linger in carpets, sofas, clothes and other materials hours or even days after a cigarette is put out—is a health hazard for infants and children. Of the 1,500 smokers and nonsmokers Winickoff surveyed, the vast majority agreed that second-hand smoke is dangerous. But when asked whether they agreed with the statement, "Breathing air in a room today where people smoked yesterday can harm the health of infants and children," only 65 percent of nonsmokers and 43 percent of smokers answered "yes."

Posted by: Third Eye Blind at October 1, 2009 9:13 AM

Yes, there is even 4th hand smoke.

http://www.holyjuan.com/2009/01/4th-hand-smoke-found-to-be-cause-of-ear.html

Posted by: Fourth Eye Blind at October 1, 2009 9:16 AM

I wonder if these idiots wear those things when they sit around a bonfire or go to their Burning Man festival.

Posted by: J at October 1, 2009 9:16 AM

Anonymous, its mother and daughter.

Posted by: Anonymous Countermoonbat at October 1, 2009 9:16 AM

Van are you sure they didn't just come from the folsom street fest? I'm sure aquasnot was there. Hey aquasnot did you see those two women at the fest?

Posted by: Farmer Ted at October 1, 2009 9:16 AM

My gosh, they are only wearing air filters, don't they know that .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
000000000000000001 of all smoke passes through the filters. The only safe place from smoke is a small native moonbat community on the fifth moon of Jupiter. Open air living at its finest.

Posted by: Frank W at October 1, 2009 9:17 AM

You know, the funny thing is (and I would wager a hefty sum) that libtards smoke in higher numbers than their non-deranged, conservative counterparts.

It's all about being a VICTIM and dictating their will unto others.

Well, I say FU*K YOU you snivelling little pansys!

Posted by: R985wasp at October 1, 2009 9:20 AM

I bet they next move into a place that has asbestos and they sue for that too.

Posted by: arty at October 1, 2009 9:29 AM

but, Barack Obama smokes!!!!

Posted by: blue at October 1, 2009 9:30 AM

"but, Barack Obama smokes!!!!"

Yes, but some animals are MORE equal than others. Didn't the pigs on the farm get to eat the apples and drink the milk?

Posted by: Paul H at October 1, 2009 10:00 AM

Hey, Obama's smoke is being carried here by the jet stream (apparently reversed in direction by global warming) and is inflaming my sensitivity to cigarette smoke. Send me a couple hundred million bucks, Barry, and we'll call it good.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 1, 2009 10:11 AM

Imagine the legal precedent this is setting. You want money? Just sue the guy smoking next to you!

Posted by: Jay B at October 1, 2009 10:14 AM

Wonder if it they would be all upset if the smoke had been from smoking joints (or whatever else libs love so much).

Posted by: McCormick at October 1, 2009 10:17 AM

Moonbats only have a problem with secondhand tobacco smoke. To a moonbat, secondhand marijuana smoke is a blessing being freely shared with the whole community by the enlightened individual blowing out reefer fumes.

Posted by: Anonymous Countermoonbat at October 1, 2009 10:17 AM

It's all about FREE money for NO work. I wonder what kind of judge they'll get?

Posted by: Karin at October 1, 2009 10:41 AM

Your protective gear must be strapped on way to tight, preventing oxygen from reaching your tiny brains.

It looks like the goggles are preventing the masks from sitting properly. You might want to go down a size or two, or try a different manufacturer. Dumb bitches.

And to think that our troops are defending idiots like this.

Posted by: RICH at October 1, 2009 11:15 AM

might i recommend a tree in berkeley? the two could stand a little sunshine with their pasty complexions.

Posted by: nancz at October 1, 2009 11:35 AM

I gotta laugh. I was a homebuilder and was sued for mold infestation in a house we sold. I hired an expert to examine the issue and when we went in to inspect the plaintiff (a woman) and her attorney (another woman0 (both moonbats) showed up with those Heppa filter masks on. My attorney and our experts all did our work and inspections just chuckling at their foolishness. It turned out that the mold was mildew resulting from poor hygiene and because she would never open a window and air the house out. Of course its always someone else's fault and the remedy is to sue.

That's just what they looked like though. Fools

Posted by: builder bob at October 1, 2009 11:38 AM

How much is the goverment shelling out for this crack-pots rediculous study?

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at October 1, 2009 11:55 AM

Why do Moonbats, lesbians in particular, always look pale and sickly? Do they have the AIDS?

Posted by: Anonymous at October 1, 2009 11:58 AM

Tofu-eating moonbat vegans are a sickly and pale lot.

Posted by: Anonymous Countermoonbat at October 1, 2009 12:06 PM

Wow!! Can you imagine this moonbat around a BBQ? or an actual fire?
Laughable, this moonbat should be held liable for ALL court costs and attorney's fees, both sides.

Posted by: Angry Fletch at October 1, 2009 12:08 PM

I haven't seen this observation made yet, but who wants to bet that those gas masks were put on for ONLY a 10-second photo op?

They look pretty much brand-new to me, as opposed to something that's been worn 24/7...the gas masks I mean, not the girls womyn.

Posted by: Nunya at October 1, 2009 12:44 PM

JOHN Q. PUBLIC has to lose sveral million apasaquas so some wacko can come up with more ways big brother can place more stupid regulations on us

Posted by: Flu-Bird at October 1, 2009 12:54 PM

wearing those masks, those 2 women must not have boyfriends, if you know what I mean......

Posted by: blue at October 1, 2009 1:04 PM

Posted by: Anonymous Countermoonbat at October 1, 2009 9:16 AM

And your point is.....?

Posted by: Anonymous at October 1, 2009 1:04 PM

Well, there are people who are hypersensitive to cigarette smoke. It's an uncommon allergy, but it does happy.

Of course, what really makes them idiots is not moving into a non-smoking building. There are plenty of those.

Posted by: hey you guys at October 1, 2009 1:21 PM

Nunya,

You are probably right about the photo-op. Either way, the masks do not appear to be the right size for their little warped heads.

If they were in a REAL toxic environment, like the [training] gas chamber I went through in Guantanamo Bay, REFTRA, they would be more appreciative to be living in a perfectly safe environment, like their high-end townhouse in the greatest country on earth.

But these moonbats will continue to stand behind the constitution, with their "avaricious lawsuit", while our soldiers fight and die defending their right to slowly tear this country apart. It makes me sick.

Posted by: RICH at October 1, 2009 1:36 PM

Are they sisters or hostile married lesbians?
Anyway, loser pay, put them both in padded rooms. They aren't sensitive, they're freakin' insane.

Posted by: grayjohn at October 1, 2009 6:18 PM

Looking to make a point and some money.

Posted by: Fred Dawes at October 1, 2009 7:03 PM

I live in aapartment i couldnt ever tell if my neighbors were smoking in fact the walls are sound proof as well

Posted by: Rockin Robin at October 1, 2009 9:27 PM

Farmer Ted, you are right. It looks as if they are wearing the MSA Advantage 200LS respirator with the GME-P100 filters. They filter particles over 0.3 microns but since cigarette smoke ranges from 0.01 to 1 microns the filters are actually doing no good. But it does make a compelling photo op. What a bunch of hypochondriac babies.

Posted by: Tiltrotormech at October 2, 2009 3:32 AM

From the article: "Chris Daniel has been treated by an allergist and an internist, according to court records, and was prescribed two inhalers."

She needs to be treated by a psychiatrist and prescribed lithium.

Posted by: Kathleen at October 2, 2009 8:07 AM

It always amazed me that in the old days a lot of people who smoked reefer would complain about cigarette smoke.

Posted by: oldguy at October 2, 2009 9:05 AM

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