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October 15, 2009
Scientists Discover Species of Moonbat Spider
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at October 15, 2009 10:26 AM
The Monbiot spider is a vegetarian for socio-political reasons, spins a sustainable quantity of low-carbon web and believes Gordon Brown can still turn it around by next June.
Experts have revealed that instead of eating flies and having a proper job like everybody else, the creature organises community outreach projects and converts floating seeds and vegetable matter into pungent, inedible casseroles.
The study found that the spider also has lots of gay spider friends and bears distinctive markings that resemble a fair trade t-shirt from Sri Lanka.
The Moonbiot spiders provokes the same response in scientists that left-wing trolls elicit in normal human beings.
"I have discovered some incredibly annoying animals in my time, but I have always appreciated that they are part of a wondrous eco-system. But there is just something about this spider that makes me really want to stamp on it over and over again."
The article doesn't say, but I am betting these spiders are mostly found in basements, coffee shops, and the offices of public employee unions.
