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October 9, 2009
Rush Limbaugh to Judge Miss America Pageant
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at October 9, 2009 9:30 AM
Scientologist Greta Van Susteren revealed last night that Rush Limbaugh will be one of the judges of the 2010 Miss America Pageant. Pageant officials figured this was the only way to keep Barack Obama from winning that, too.
Comments
Posted by: TED at October 9, 2009 10:18 AM
Lucky bastard...
Posted by: Jay B at October 9, 2009 10:31 AM
Bet Rush's presence will increase the viewing audience for the pageant. Smart move on their part.
Posted by: McCormick at October 9, 2009 10:50 AM
Will he sit next to perez hilton?
Posted by: czuch at October 9, 2009 11:11 AM
So your saying Miss America 2010 won't be a black girl since I'm sure they'll all boycott the pageant now.
Posted by: Tom at October 9, 2009 11:15 AM
"Pageant officials figured this was the only way to keep Barack Obama from winning that, too."
I laughed out loud at that one!
Actually, speaking of which, did anyone else here see the most recent episode of South Park the other night, where Ike sees all the dead celebrities? (I'm mentioning it because that also involves a beauty pageant with someone who really ought not participate in it... watch it and you'll see what I mean.)
Posted by: C.S.W. at October 9, 2009 12:17 PM
I think Rush should award Obambi the Miss America in abstention, because as we all know he loves the idea of world peace.
Not only that we all know he looks "marvelous" in a bathing suit with his sculpted man-boobs glistening in the Hawaiian sun.
Posted by: NobelPanelMember at October 9, 2009 1:19 PM
Greta's a clam? Man, that stinks, I kinda liked her.
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Posted by: JWWright at October 9, 2009 1:24 PM
Wow this won't happen.. Sorry he will be forced out.
The thing is no one will want to have a dip-shit racist on their TV. Other then to boo at.
Posted by: Crow at October 9, 2009 3:38 PM
Crow at October 9, 2009 3:38 PM
Idiot - Rush isn't a Democrat.
Posted by: Jimbo at October 9, 2009 4:30 PM
Sorry to sound stupid or anything, but is it really true that Greta Van Sustern is a Scientologist? Man, that surprises me. I'm shocked. She seems so smart and grounded. (two qualities NEVER found in a Scientologist)
Posted by: Andrea at October 9, 2009 5:07 PM
Should be better then that biased gay judge who should get sent to SAH FRANFREAKSHOW where he,ll be amounst his own
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at October 9, 2009 11:16 PM
I hope Rush is careful and brings a food taster
with him. We need him and want him to be safe.
Posted by: 3bus at October 10, 2009 4:51 AM
C.S.W. :
I watched it and laughed hard cept for the part about Mr. Carridine. Even for South Park that was baaaaaaad.
Posted by: 3bus at October 10, 2009 4:53 AM
this thread need a pic, almost missed it
Posted by: 3bus at October 10, 2009 4:53 AM
Why bother having a contest when you know Obama's just gonna win it anyway?
Posted by: DAve at October 10, 2009 3:16 PM
