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LMBO!

stealin' it!

Crack! That ball is outta here!

"You insensitive prick - do you know how much that stings???"

Too obscure?

Not obscure enough. MIB I. Perfect line for this picture of President Drum Circle.

Reminds me of when Beetlejuice got his head shrunk in the movie. LMFAO Wish I had the rquisite skills to do a video with BOs voice getting squeeky like the ones Rush does. Too funny. "Hey this could be a good look for me...."

Ide ratsee him wearing black & white stripes with a number on them

here's a juicy link - it has everything!

Breaking: Obama's White House ACORN Operative Fined $775,000 For Election Violations- Used Rapists & Burglars in Door-to-Door Registration Drives

http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2009/10/breaking-obamas-white-house-acorn.html

What's going on with the eyes?

"Do you know how much that stings?" I'm sorry, I didn't get the reference. Hint?

Funny photoshopping! I laugh everytime I scroll past it.

You can put fancy clothes and a tie on a pig but its still a pig

Medicare denies more claims than private insurers:

http://biggovernment.com/2009/10/05/ama-endorses-largest-denier-of-health-care-claims/

Good stuff.

Hannity has Martina McBride, I think Moonbattery should have this:

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=74136331072

Dirty Dave Letterman, he of the quick quip to ridicule Sarah Palin in revenge for being exposed as a latent pedophile, has also been exposed as a lecher: http://bit.ly/IuqIA.

Poor Dirty Dave.

It was bad enough that Mrs. Palin outed him but now that his extortionist, CBS producer Robert “Joe” Halderman, has been identified as his blackmailer, the smear on CBS must be lengthening, no?

Well, no.

Halderman had threatened to reveal that the newly-married Dave, who has a 5 year old son by his long-time mistress, Regina, was wont to, let’s say, do various female staff members and had a boxful of evidence to prove it.

In his on-air fess-up, Dirty Dave gave few details of the extortion plot except to say flatly that he has been screwing various staff members, which titillated his audience, and that the extortionist wanted two million of Dave’s bucks.

Subsequently, CBS announced that not some but all of its hero’s assignations occurred prior to his taking wedding vows. And Les Moonves surely wouldn’t lie about such things.

It has also been revealed that one of his bedmates was none other than Dirty Dave’s former perky intern, Stephanie Birkett: http://bit.ly/OdOUh.

Braggadochio? A ton. Contrition? None.

In years past, Letterman had often used Birkett, who is almost young enough to be his granddaughter, during various on-location sketches until he discovered a more gratifying use for Stephanie as his on-premises young mistress. . .
(Read the rest at http://genelalor.com)

This video shows the raising of the flag of Red China near the White
House in celebration of 60 years of brutal dictatorship. It's almost
funny in spots, but the bottom line is that this is over the top in being
nice to China, and on top of that, no other nation's flag should ever be
flown at equal height to the US flag when in the USA. This is a pretty
sad thing to see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P53UFVm2-k

Listen to bozobama at 2:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bORVUxLg8VY

Flashback: Letterman: I Can't Say I Want America to Win in Iraq, Because I'm "Thoughtful"

Two big sources of postings since Thursday -- Letterman and Democrats rooting for America to lose wars.

Together in one tasty package.

Liberty Counsel Unveils the Adopt a Liberal™ Prayer Program

Liberty Counsel has launched a new program called Adopt a Liberal™. This program encourages people to pray for those in leadership to restore poor leaders to right thinking.

The Adopt a Liberal prayer-in-action program is based on the words of the Apostle Paul to Timothy to pray for "all who are in authority, that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and reverence." I Timothy 2:1-3.

We are urging you to pray daily for the liberal or liberals of your choice, so each can become a good influence on this Nation.

See the list on our special Adopt a Liberal web page. The current list of liberals includes Democrats, Republicans, Independents, and those who are not political leaders but whose leadership and actions affect our lives.

The list includes President Barack Obama, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Congressman Barney Frank, Science Czar John Holdren, Senator Olympia Snowe, Barry Lynn, and others. There is even the “Unknown Liberal,” which allows you to pray for a liberal of your choice.

Recently Mat Staver was interviewed on Fox Radio by Alan Colmes, who nominated himself to be on the list. Alan graciously sent Liberty Counsel his photo, and he is being added to the list of liberals for whom people will offer daily prayers.

We are producing a bumper sticker that reads: "Have you prayed for a liberal today?" We will also be producing a deck of cards similar to baseball trading cards. On one side will be the picture of a liberal and, on the other side, some of their liberal positions or policies that negatively impact life, liberty and family. In this way people can pray for a specific person and then trade cards with their friends. We are planning to issue 51 cards, which is one card short of a full deck!

We will let you know when the cards and bumper stickers are available.

While the Adopt a Liberal program has a humorous side, it is also very serious. It is truly designed to be a program that encourages people to pray for our leaders.

ACORN plot found, Oklahoma GOP says

http://www.newsok.com/acorn-plot-found-oklahoma-gop-says/article/3405118

RE: Posted by: SK at October 5, 2009 5:34 PM

Maybe we ought to have an "Adopt-A-Troll" program here on Moonbattery.....

ACORN embezzlement was $5 million, La. attorney general says

Louisiana's attorney general has broadened the scope of an investigation of ACORN to include a possible embezzlement of $5 million a decade ago within the community organization, five times more than previously reported.

ACORN Chief Executive Officer Bertha Lewis said the new reported amount is "completely false."

http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2009/10/acorn_embezzlement_was_5_milli.html

NAACP registering convicts to vote, admit they lean Dem, claim helping Dems is not their agenda

Obama spared 25 minutes with top general on Afghanistan amidst Olympic fiasco - in order to scold him

According to sources close to the administration, Gen McChrystal shocked and angered presidential advisers with the bluntness of a speech given in London last week.

The next day he was summoned to an awkward 25-minute face-to-face meeting on board Air Force One on the tarmac in Copenhagen, where the president had arrived to tout Chicago's unsuccessful Olympic bid.

Countermoonbattery in... Hollywood?! Chris Rock blasts Polanski and his defenders

Liberty Counsel Unveils the Adopt a Liberal™ Prayer Program

Liberty Counsel has launched a new program called Adopt a Liberal™. This program encourages people to pray for those in leadership to restore poor leaders to right thinking.

The Adopt a Liberal prayer-in-action program is based on the words of the Apostle Paul to Timothy to pray for "all who are in authority, that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and reverence." I Timothy 2:1-3.

We are urging you to pray daily for the liberal or liberals of your choice, so each can become a good influence on this Nation.

See the list on our special Adopt a Liberal web page. The current list of liberals includes Democrats, Republicans, Independents, and those who are not political leaders but whose leadership and actions affect our lives.

The list includes President Barack Obama, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Congressman Barney Frank, Science Czar John Holdren, Senator Olympia Snowe, Barry Lynn, and others. There is even the “Unknown Liberal,” which allows you to pray for a liberal of your choice.

Recently Mat Staver was interviewed on Fox Radio by Alan Colmes, who nominated himself to be on the list. Alan graciously sent Liberty Counsel his photo, and he is being added to the list of liberals for whom people will offer daily prayers.

We are producing a bumper sticker that reads: "Have you prayed for a liberal today?" We will also be producing a deck of cards similar to baseball trading cards. On one side will be the picture of a liberal and, on the other side, some of their liberal positions or policies that negatively impact life, liberty and family. In this way people can pray for a specific person and then trade cards with their friends. We are planning to issue 51 cards, which is one card short of a full deck!

We will let you know when the cards and bumper stickers are available.

While the Adopt a Liberal program has a humorous side, it is also very serious. It is truly designed to be a program that encourages people to pray for our leaders.

Sorry for the double post. I don't know how I did that.

Dingy Harry jumps on the 'unpatriotic not to support Chicago Olympics' slanderwagon

Here's a judge who would surely support Polanski - released child molesting sodomizer on probation, no jail time

Yet another controversial Obama nominee for yet another moonbatty position - this one a pro-abortion ACLU lawyers who supports homosexual marriage and polygamy

[How far do you think she'd get if she were a Mormon?]

President Obama's nominee to become commissioner for the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission signed a manifesto praising polygamy and arguing traditional marriage should not be privileged above other forms of union.

Chai Feldblum, an outspoken homosexual rights activist and Georgetown University law professor, is a signatory to an online petition entitled "Beyond Same-Sex Marriage: A New Strategic Vision For All Our Families and Relationships."

Obama's website invokes Godwin's Law: Israel policies - Nazi policies

[What is it with Nazis, commies (like Zelaya) and terrorists that they all hate Israel?]

Obama resorts to Astroturf full of planted doctors for media op

The doctor made a White House call Monday -- 150 of them, in fact, all costumed in white hospital coats -- to try to help President Obama administer a booster shot to his ailing health care reform drive.

But the doctors in the Rose Garden were all supporters of health care reform -- and the invitation-only guest list drew heavily from Doctors for America, a grassroots organization that backs a government-run insurance option.

Roughly 98 percent of the group's 15,000 members support a public insurance option, Doctors for America spokeswoman Megan Smith told FOXNews.com. She said roughly 40 of the 150 doctors who attended the meeting were from the organization.

Obama gang's arrogant Olympic botch job cost taxpayers at least $1 million

Top Ten Reasons to Accept That Job Offer from David Letterman

10. Get to find out "Worldwide Pants" refers to his breathing

9. Whenever he has trouble performing, he can always count on Paul

8. Stupid Prostate Tricks

7. Pillow talk includes fond remembrances of working with Calvert DeForest

6. "Can Jay do this? Huh? Can Jay do this?"

5. Share in wistful late-life transition from "My girlfriend doesn't understand me" to "My wife doesn't understand me"

4. Will It Rise?

3. Tries to be nice about it when he passes you off to Biff Henderson

2. "Whoops, looks like Cheney isn't the only one who shoots people in the face"

And the Number One Reason to Accept That Job Offer from David Letterman:

1. After the sex, he lets you keep the Palin wig

Roman Polanski On “To Catch A Predator”

AMA Endorses Largest Denier of Health Care Claims

AMA Denials