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October 13, 2009
Obama: Victory Is Thine!
Posted by The MaryHunter at October 13, 2009 6:25 PM
There is no end to the long list of accomplishments piling up for Our Dear Leader.
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Comments
Mr. President, tear down this cult.
Posted by: Anonymous Countermoonbat at October 13, 2009 6:34 PM
It's a cult of the right, kinda hard for him to do.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 13, 2009 6:47 PM
I heard he's Jimmy Johnson's "ghost driver", that there weren't any pictures of him during his August vacation on Cape Cod because he was really scaling Mt. Everest with no oxygen (bungee-jumping back down), and the reason he didn't serve in the US Armed Forces is because he didn't want to make the average Marine obsolete.
He also once scored 30 points with a single cribbage hand, consistently gets royal flushes when playing 5-card draw, and can knock a mosquito out of the air at 65 yards with a tight spiral.
Oh, and the teleprompter? That's just giving him world-news updates every 30 seconds so he has something to read during the long, standing ovations during his speeches.
Did y'all know he was born in Bethlehem?
Posted by: Jimbo at October 13, 2009 6:58 PM
Oh - and I forgot - he ran the Iditarod in 4-days, and pulled his own sled.
Posted by: Jimbo at October 13, 2009 7:01 PM
Did he manage to win the President's Cup or did he go ahead and let Tiger Woods have that one?
Posted by: IOpian at October 13, 2009 7:28 PM
I think it was the Great One that was the first man on the moon as well. Oh, and didnt he also invent the internet? Yeah, that was him.
-Dante
Posted by: Dante at October 13, 2009 7:43 PM
And to think that only last week, Obama thought the Stanley Cup was what you wore to protect little Barack and the twins!
Posted by: proof at October 13, 2009 7:59 PM
Its like a friggin cult of pagan worshippers reminds me of ANCENT EGYPT who worshipped their pharoahs as gods the only they they havnt done yet is build temples but thats comming with the new stymulus pork
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at October 13, 2009 9:15 PM
While no one would accuse me of being a big fan of "The Great One" (some would subtract 1 from that description), I do have the moral courage to stand up for the guy when he's not in the wrong (though considering the condition of my hips, I'm rather thankful to spend most of my time in a seated position)!
Point is, you guys who criticize are really gonna have egg on your face when the truth comes out and it becomes apparent that this entire brouhaha was the result of a simple typo! Then we'll see if you don't agree that our "Dear Leader" is completely worthy of receiving:
The Nobel Appease Prize
Posted by: Morris at October 14, 2009 3:57 AM
The entire nobel commity all deserve to be sent to the spicemines of kessel for the rest of their lives at hard labor
Posted by: Flu-Bird at October 14, 2009 7:55 AM
