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October 14, 2009

New Improved Michelle Obama Action Figure

Posted by Van Helsing at October 14, 2009 7:46 AM

Now even more lifelike than before:

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Compliments of Darrell.


Comments

The belts should be around her arms ala straight jacket.

Posted by: Farmer Ted at October 14, 2009 7:52 AM


BARACK, DO YOU HEAR ME? I'M TALKING TO YOU, BARACK! YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME! LISTEN TO ME, BARACK.

Posted by: Shooter1001 at October 14, 2009 7:54 AM


This is such an hideous doll, how could they do the black widow dress?

Posted by: Jay B at October 14, 2009 8:01 AM


You can bet there'll be one under every Moozlum Tree this holiday season...and a wish for one in every letter written to Satan Claus.

Posted by: Uncle Tom at October 14, 2009 8:16 AM


I do like the expression they chose for her face. It captures her pissy attitude.

Posted by: IOpian at October 14, 2009 8:16 AM


...oops! "Santa Claus" (I jumbled the letters)

Posted by: Uncle Tom at October 14, 2009 8:18 AM


Dig the rock hard (oops plastic hard) guns on that boy toy. Does it have the ability to say the Barack Obama doll (inaction figure) can be shot on its way to the toy box just like any other black Ken doll?

Posted by: Frank W at October 14, 2009 8:19 AM


Those should sell about as well as the Health Care Bills.

Posted by: Sylvia at October 14, 2009 8:24 AM


"One day Satan approached BHO in a dream and said, 'Barry, you will be forever doomed if you don't follow my commands!'

Barry replied, 'I ain't afraid of you at all.'

Satan asked, 'Why not, everyone else is?'

Barry explained, 'Because -I- married your sister, that's why!' "

Posted by: Sylvia at October 14, 2009 8:30 AM


I srsly haven't seen a doll as scary as that since Chuckie. The facial expression on her is perfect though.

Posted by: Nunya at October 14, 2009 8:48 AM


MUCH better! The ugly factor is so much more realistic!
Still needs more ballast tho. I like 'em to stick to the post a little better at target practice.

Posted by: JoeShmoe at October 14, 2009 9:16 AM


Like Jay Guevera said,
The most dreaded sentence in the english language;
" barak,honey, you know what you have to do tonite."
Now dolls??? eeeeeeuwwwwwwwwwww
troll doll bwaaaahahahahhhahahahahahah

Posted by: czuch at October 14, 2009 9:17 AM


her butt is still too small, she has a shape like a sweet patater.
Does she say "whitey" ?

Posted by: Bubba at October 14, 2009 9:24 AM


An old James Brown doll with a dress, same hair.

Papa's got a brand new hag.

Posted by: Shooter1001 at October 14, 2009 10:14 AM


The photoshop makes her forehead look so big, it's alien-like. So funny.

Posted by: Karin at October 14, 2009 11:11 AM


This must be the new Limited Lamprey Edition of the (affirmative) action figure.

Posted by: GhostofJournalism at October 14, 2009 10:07 PM