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October 23, 2009
Nanny Rictus Botox on Elm Street
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at October 23, 2009 4:41 AM
I see at least two problems with this short. First of all, the fiend in the clip is a lot prettier than Madame Speaker. Second, 'Pelosi' on Elm Street is a lot more eloquent than the botox-addled twit who gave this rambling, barely coherent non-response to the question "Will there be a tax increase in 2010?"
NANCY PELOSI: Well, I-- well, there will be a time when we will hopefully lower taxes because of the comprehensive overview of our tax code. Over the-- even the corporate tax. And in-- budget that was passed re-- and in the recovery package, as well, we lowered taxes for the middle class. But as far as the other initiatives, the cap and-- the-- climate change and energy investments, as well as health care. They are designed to be job creators. Because they will lower the cost of energy. And lower the cost of health care to businesses.
The honest answer would have been, "Hells yeah, we're raising taxes! Big Government costs Big Money, fool! Why do you think Max Baucus wants to tax pacemakers and other lifesaving medical devices."
Hat Tip: Knowledge Is Power
Comments
I can't watch the clip, but I appreciate the transcript. One of the funniest things about Newsbusters is when they type out the transcript like that. It makes these morons look even more inept, incompetent, and inarticulate. Like king zero.
Posted by: Karin at October 23, 2009 5:36 AM
Gosh shes scary when she is crazy
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at October 23, 2009 7:44 AM
"Because they will lower the cost of energy."
What with...??? Their perpetual motion machine? Apparently the DNC's secret underground ultra secret Greenpeace energy laboratory has finally perfected the ZPM!! Hooray! we're saved.
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Posted by: chuck in st paul at October 23, 2009 8:58 AM
Chuck they will lower energy costs using FM.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at October 23, 2009 9:17 AM
All that botox has killed her last remaining half a brain cell.
Posted by: Jenn of the Jungle at October 23, 2009 10:18 AM
ROTFLMAO!! The most horrible thing I've seen this Halloween!!
Posted by: TED at October 23, 2009 10:55 AM
