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October 14, 2009
Morning Briefs: Stuff You May Have Read Somewhere Else
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at October 14, 2009 5:36 AM
Good Morning Campers,
Item Number One: To show comradeship and solidarity with his fellow radical Marxists Hugo Chavez, Raul Castro, and Danny Ortega, Obama cut off all US aid to the poor country of Honduras; for having the audacity to follow their national constitution and not the whims of an insane Marxist dictator. Since the US no longer carries out counter-narcotics operations in Honduras, the amount of cocaine trans-shipping through the country has skyrocketed. Nice job, dumbass. Maybe this will make it easier for you to afford "a little blow," like back in the day.
Item Number Two: An Obama speechwriter moves to Massachusetts, a state with "universal health care," and finds out she can't afford insurance. Turns out that individual mandates and the requirement that insurance cover everything for everybody make insurance super-expensive (exactly what some of us are warning will happen with ObamaCare.) It's like the saying goes, "If you think health care is expensive now, wait until it's free."
Item Number Three: Our "Out-of-touch Obamacrat of the Day" award goes to Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood. Who says that, "Obama's Stimulus Is Working in Detroit." He also expects that Obama will eliminate the deficit once he and the other gnomes figure out what to do with all the underwear they've been hoarding.
Item Number Four: This is not Moonbattery, but I thought it was a neat story. Representative Jeff Flake, (R-AZ) spent a week on on isolated desert island, Survivorman style. It's not the only harrowing story of congressional survival, though. Nancy Pelosi once locked her keys in her car and was trapped inside for three hours until her butler let her out.
By the way, through IP tracing, we have traced the source of last night's "Over 9000" spam attack, or at least narrowed the list of suspects to the two people using the computer lab last night at the Sean Penn Skool for Ghey Retards.
Comments
Van I believe it's time to say bye bye to mr.b.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at October 14, 2009 6:01 AM
The /b/tards apparently have to do something in between surfing kiddie porn and racial slurs.
Posted by: SK at October 14, 2009 6:06 AM
looks like they both are in need of healthcare. the one on the left needs his poopie hole stitched back up and of course the beast on the right needs to put the fork down and rediscover his chin...
Posted by: edward przydzial at October 14, 2009 7:05 AM
fork? I don't need no stinking fork! fork? I don't need no stinking fork! fork? I don't need no stinking fork! fork? I don't need no stinking fork! fork? I don't need no stinking fork! fork? I don't need no stinking fork!
Posted by: /b/ at October 14, 2009 7:20 AM
"....the amount of cocaine trans-shipping through the country (Honduras) has skyrocketed."
Right. I knew BO was somehow, somewhere, a free-marketer.
Posted by: Fiberal at October 14, 2009 7:26 AM
Fiberal! You solved Greg o'Y's riddle challenge! You must now receive a large prize.
The guy on the right....dreamy... Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm!
Posted by: Karin at October 14, 2009 7:48 AM
I think the one on the left is Goatse and the one on the right is Andy, but it might be the other way 'round.
Posted by: V the K at October 14, 2009 8:12 AM
That's about how I picture Goatse. I picture Andy much smaller, about 5'4" 130 lbs. Size 7 shoe.
Posted by: Karin at October 14, 2009 11:14 AM
