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October 21, 2009
Morning Briefs: Stuff You May Have Already Read Somewhere Else
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at October 21, 2009 4:52 AM
Good Morning Campers and Idiot Left-Wing Trolls Psychotically Obsessed with FoxNews and Rush Limbaugh,
Item Number One: The New York (Waste of) Times is laying off 100 newsroom people. So, if you own a small business and have been looking to hire an experienced reporter to write fawning articles about Barack Obama or a gay guy to write stupid articles about his stupid little dog, you can probably hire one pretty cheap about now.
BTW, The Waste of Times endorsed Democrat Jon Corzine for governor of New Jersey out of admiration for his efforts to stop global warming by taxing the people so much and creating so much unemployment no one can afford to create any greenhouse hases.
Item Number Two: Greg Louganis is out of the closet... as a Black Man.
It is also worth celebrating that many leading black icons have been lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender (LGBT), most notably the US black liberation hero Malcolm X. Other prominent black LGBTs include jazz singer Billie Holiday, author and civil rights activist James Baldwin, soul singer-songwriter Luther Vandross,... Olympic diving gold medalist Greg Louganis...
Item Number Three: The the Japanese have added a new word to their dictionary.
obamu: (v.) To ignore inexpedient and inconvenient facts or realities, think “Yes we can, Yes we can,”
Yeah, ignoring facts and realities is pretty much the theme of this administration.
Today's morning briefs are brought to you by the beauty and dignity of gay marriage.

Comments
Oh man that caption under the picture is priceless. I laughed outloud!
Im glad the Times is laying people off. They are going bankrupt and better do it fast.
Posted by: Dante at October 21, 2009 5:53 AM
Well, Louganis has as much melanin as Obama, so I guess that's fair if you're going to call Obama black.
Posted by: Judith M. at October 21, 2009 6:11 AM
The march of Obamao and Obamaoism continues.
Posted by: Paul H at October 21, 2009 6:16 AM
Did anyone read that the Zoo in "woodland park" had lost two baby elephants?
Posted by: Anonymous at October 21, 2009 6:24 AM
Look folks, I don't have anything against gays when they don't try to force everyone to make their deviancy the norm but here is a question I'd love to see answered. Why, oh why, are lesbians always so ugly and butch? Is it the desire to be as least feminine as possible? If one loves the female body, one would imagine it is worth showing it off in its best light. Where are the hot lesbian couples promoted and touted by Hollywood? Sorry for giving the trolls fodder here but I figured it might be worth asking, since at least a few of them are gay.
Posted by: Jay B at October 21, 2009 6:56 AM
Yardale says: Good Morning Campers and Idiot Left-Wing Trolls Psychotically Obsessed with FoxNews and Rush Limbaugh,
I'm a camper.
I'm no idiot.
I'm left wing.
I'm no troll.
I'm not psychotically obsessed.
I hardly ever watch FoxNews.
I never listen to Rush.
Looks like I don't fit into one of those neat little cliche boxes Yardale likes to use so he doesn't need to think.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 21, 2009 7:16 AM
FYI, Louganis is of Samoan/Swedish descent.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 21, 2009 7:20 AM
Anon, if you are not a troll, why are you picking a conservative blog to complain? Also, not too sure about the idiot part, we've read your posts before.
Posted by: Jay B at October 21, 2009 7:28 AM
Won't be much longer and all newspapers will be out of business. A dozen bloggers can fact-check a story and publish a reply within minutes. The liberal media cannot keep up. Good riddance.
The new internet press is performing the job the old press used to do - informing the public about the entire marketplace of ideas and holding ALL public officials accountable.
Posted by: Bob at October 21, 2009 7:35 AM
Anon there's a Mark Twain saying that you should look up and read, get back to us when you are done. No, he's not related to Shania Twain,hope that helps.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at October 21, 2009 8:06 AM
This Mark Twain saying could be nicely amended for insurance companies:
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
Posted by: Anonymous at October 21, 2009 8:15 AM
People with common sense buy umbrellas before it rains. But no one will ever accuse a leftist of having common sense.
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2009 9:04 AM
Says V the K who doesn't own an umbrella.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 21, 2009 9:20 AM
Leftists are incapable of intelligent debate stereotype: Confirmed.
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2009 9:29 AM
V,
I believe what anon is confirming is that libbies don't look forward in case of a rainy day.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at October 21, 2009 9:52 AM
They don't need to, they just need a list on who to blame. Since they can even blame God at some point, they never need to look for practical solutions.
Posted by: Jay B at October 21, 2009 10:02 AM
Rain is bush's fault.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 21, 2009 10:11 AM
"Says V the K who doesn't own an umbrella."--Quoth Anonymous.
OMG!!! WTF? You are soooooo funny!!!111!!!
LOLZ! Fabulous, sweetie, you really gave it to him this time! See ya tonite, lover!!!!!!111!!
Posted by: Anonymous's boyfriend at October 21, 2009 11:26 AM
"Anon's boyfriend", also known as V the K, a poster so lame that he has to try to create his own cheerleaders.
Posted by: Lao at October 21, 2009 12:12 PM
Holiday had such a wonderful life to emulate. (sarcasm)
Posted by: Artfldgr at October 21, 2009 12:23 PM
anonymous... every idiot like you thinks they are a genius, the categories fit more than your willing to admit. ergo, you project.
Posted by: Artfldgr at October 21, 2009 12:25 PM
Annon must have a brain the size of a pea perhaps smaller
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 21, 2009 1:01 PM
"Jay B at October 21, 2009 6:56 AM"
My friend, I've been asking that question for years. Good luck getting an answer, because even the two lesbians who who've answered on a couple of sites don't know.
Posted by: KHarn at October 21, 2009 3:58 PM
They look like co-finalist in the Peter Griffin lookalike contest!!!
Posted by: Assman at October 21, 2009 4:16 PM
They look like co-finalists in the Peter Griffin lookalike contest!!!
Posted by: Assman at October 21, 2009 4:17 PM
Ray Nitschke is marrying Dick Butkis?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 21, 2009 5:20 PM


