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October 20, 2009
Moonbat Tech: Eco-Lawnmower
Posted by Dave Blount at October 20, 2009 1:29 PM
For all the $billions flushed down the rat hole of "green" technology, in the end we're going to end up with advances like this:
In New York, Congressman Gary Ackerman has enlisted about two dozen goats in Kings Point Park on Long Island's Gold Coast. They'll assist AmeriCorps volunteers in removing vines that are destroying the 175-acre park.
Ackerman's aides say they contacted the White House over the summer seeking help.
Eleven Americorps volunteers will spend six weeks pulling up the thick and thorny vines. The goats are expected to devour the remainder of the vines, known as cat green briar.
Because the park is a protected wetland, chemicals cannot be used to combat the vines.
Meanwhile, in the Boston suburb Andover, goats have been recruited to keep a public meadow tidy.
The goats can clear as much as a half acre every three days at no cost. The fact it's free is important to Andover officials, since money is tight and they couldn't afford the heavy equipment, fuel and labor needed to clean up the meadow. Plus, goat landscaping is environmentally friendly.
Moonbatty corporations Google and Yahoo also use goats as landscaping equipment. This phenomenon will continue to spread until liberals realize that goats breathe, belch, and even indulge in flatulence, thus producing the greenhouse gases that allegedly imperil the sacred polar bears.
Maybe the goats could be fitted with these, compliments of Unscrupulous.
On a tip from Wiggins.
