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October 12, 2009
Michelle Obama Action Figure
Posted by Van Helsing at October 12, 2009 7:15 AM
On November 20, the wait will be over; Michelle Obama action figures will hit the market at $12.99 apiece.
Every bit as lovely as the original, aren't they? The black widow dress looks sharper than ever. I hope they also offer the diplomatic mission to Britain clown suit outfit:
Maybe there will be a talking version so that kids can pull a string and hear these inspiring quotes:
America is just downright mean.
For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country. And not just because Barack has done well, but because I think people are hungry for change.
The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know.
The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.
It's so nice that moonbat children have role models to emulate.
On tips from Oiao and Wiggins.
Comments
If they're gonna market the thing as a voodoo doll, I might actually pick one up.
Posted by: Rob Banks at October 12, 2009 7:19 AM
Do they come with the George Soros puppeteer figurine as well?
Posted by: Farmer Ted at October 12, 2009 7:19 AM
The doll isn't accurate. The hips are too small and they forgot the fangs.
Posted by: Zbo at October 12, 2009 7:23 AM
The faces look so creepy.
Speaking as someone living in Orlando, they look like a black version of the masks worn in one of the Haunted Houses for Universal's Halloween Horror Nights.
Posted by: Adam at October 12, 2009 7:24 AM
I suggest you get one, make a video of someone burning it, put the vid on YouTube, and enjoy the exploding heads.
Heh heh.
Posted by: Henry at October 12, 2009 7:30 AM
Hey, I just realized that would make a great chew toy for the dog...
Posted by: Henry at October 12, 2009 7:32 AM
1) Fill the head with gunpowder (you can pull of the head an stuff some tissues into the neck hole to keep the powder in the head)
2) Drill a hole in the top of her head and insert fuse.
3) Light use and record the video.
4) Put on YouTube.
Posted by: Suggestion Box at October 12, 2009 7:39 AM
Does the First Klingon come with traditional Klingon battle gear? If not, Im not buying one.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 12, 2009 7:40 AM
When these hit the bargain bin... I have two words for ya: 'Reactive Target'
Posted by: anon at October 12, 2009 7:40 AM
The dolls aren't accurate at all. They don't have the Klingon's characteristic primate under bite, and her ever-so-subtle horse's ass.
Posted by: obamasux at October 12, 2009 8:04 AM
I'll take Barbie any day.
Posted by: Fiberal at October 12, 2009 8:12 AM
At least these dolls actually LOOK like her. Not like the plastic surgery Barbie doll that Mrs. soetoro-obama could only dream of resembling beyond the fact that she does have four limbs and a head.
Posted by: rosie at October 12, 2009 8:16 AM
Yay! Now I can play the me-shell-game! NOBELOL
Posted by: Conservigilant at October 12, 2009 8:19 AM
The center one has the black widow outfit. Fitting for an amazon with a castrated husband.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 12, 2009 9:01 AM
Does the First Klingon come with traditional Klingon battle gear? If not, Im not buying one.
Playmates did release a number of 12" Star Trek TNG figures and I would expect they had a token Klingon in one of their assortments. The closest I found in my cursory search, though, was a Worf, with sash and batleth, released during the Insurrection toyline. There are more options if you're into customizing, but I guess picking up even the 4" version's batleth in an eBay parts auction would still get your point across.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 12, 2009 9:04 AM
you must be kidding. those dolls are as ugly as the 1st linebacker; no one would market those
Posted by: Max at October 12, 2009 9:37 AM
It does not look at all like Michelle, the boobs are too big and the booty is too
Posted by: Bernie at October 12, 2009 9:45 AM
The ass is way too small. The waist is way too small. Skin is too light. Junk.
Posted by: man of few words at October 12, 2009 10:46 AM
Reminds of the song by Heart--Dreamboat Annie,"Sad faces painted over with those magazine smiles." Could that smile possible look any more pasted on, phony and insincere?
Posted by: Graycat at October 12, 2009 11:05 AM
MAN, that bitch is ugly!!
Can you imagine the little commie's panting over this! Bucket Please!!
Posted by: TED at October 12, 2009 11:16 AM
What's with the Cruella Deville eyebrows?
Posted by: Farmer Ted at October 12, 2009 11:33 AM
@ man of few words...
"Skin is too light"
That's intended to ease her safely into the Red State doll houses this Christmas all across the fruited plains...from sea to shining sea.
YouTube...here she comes!.
Posted by: Sylvia at October 12, 2009 12:04 PM
now people, y'all can't be saying such bad things about MO... the msm says she's the most beautiful woman on this planet and in our galaxy... I heard that okra is so jealous of MO, she's going to be having plastic surgery to make herself look more like "the most beautiful woman on planet earth".... and don't you know 'S for brains' chrissy matthews is having MO O's in anticipation of getting his shipment of MOdolls....
Posted by: ronaldo at October 12, 2009 12:18 PM
Regardless of what you think of MO, the dolls are truly ugly, and if they were meant to be a tribute to her, that's a fail. If I were FL, I'd be throwing fits.
Posted by: Karin at October 12, 2009 12:53 PM
It's gonna be great fun linin' a few of those up for target practice.....
Posted by: JoeShmoe at October 12, 2009 1:29 PM
They made the doll BLACK. Clearly, that's racist!
Posted by: RAAACIST!!! at October 12, 2009 1:44 PM
Gunboats look about right...
Posted by: SoWhat at October 12, 2009 4:23 PM
I just read that the manufacturer of this grotesquerie is "Jailbreak Toys". I wonder what the story is behind THAT company's name?
Posted by: Judith M. at October 12, 2009 4:36 PM
I bet they melt 'real good' in a microwave. :)
Posted by: SK at October 12, 2009 6:50 PM
WELL SHAZAM SGT CARTER THAT THING SURE IS UGLY
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at October 12, 2009 9:39 PM
It's a smart piece of entrepreneurship by the manufacturer to accurately determine the mental age of most Democrat voters.
Posted by: mandible claw at October 13, 2009 1:52 AM
