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October 1, 2009
Karl Rove, You Magnificent Bastard!
You thought you were pretty smart, didn't you Karl? You thought no one would catch on to your master plan to destroy the Democrat Party by getting an inexperienced Marxist ideologue from a corruption-ridden political machine installed in the Oval Office. Chairman Zero was your man all along! But Vodkapundit figured it out.
- How else do you explain:
- Obama leaving his signature domestic reform — health care — in the hands of people least likely to come up with a plan palatable to a majority of Americans.
- Within six months of assuming office, the Democrats’ left and center wings are at each other’s throats.
- A cap and trade bill so horrendously corrupt and mismanaged that its passage in the House marked the first time in years that Republicans out-polled Democrats on the generic congressional ballot.
- Selling out Eastern Europe to the Russians. We haven’t had a Democrat do that since Roosevelt.
- A foreign policy initiative for Iran which relies on the idea of both China and Russia not selling stuff to somebody with cash to spend?
- Signing a non-stimulating stimulus so massive that Americans are afraid of deficits for the first time since Ross Perot went around screaming about his crazy aunt
- A Democrat under threat of scaring off the AARP vote? I mean, what the hell?
- Most anything involving Joe Biden.
- With an unemployment rate at 10%, traveling to Copenhagen to lobby for the Olympics to be in the crony-corruption-ridden city of Chicago.*
- With troops in the field, saying that he is “not particularly interested in victory”.**
I guess Dick Cheney will have to dispatch a Blackwater Death Squad to silence Vodkapundit before he figures out any more of your sinister scheme.
* slightly altered from the comments
** taken from the comments
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at October 1, 2009 4:17 PM
Comments
Shhhhhh.....Karl swore us to secrecy about the VRWC!!!Now everybody'll know!!!
Posted by: TonyD95B at October 1, 2009 5:45 PM
Geppetto Rove, Master Puppeteer.
Posted by: pomalom at October 1, 2009 5:49 PM
Dammit, Vodka!
Posted by: SK at October 1, 2009 6:08 PM
So that's why they nominated McCain...
Posted by: Judith M. at October 1, 2009 7:10 PM
RE: Posted by: Judith M. at October 1, 2009 7:10 PM
HAAA! Reminds me of Ann Coulter and her "Get Drunk And Vote For McCain" campaign.
Posted by: TonyD95B at October 1, 2009 11:00 PM
