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October 20, 2009
Gordon Brown: 50 Days Before Global Warming Doom Descends
Posted by Van Helsing at October 20, 2009 6:45 AM
In light of this revelation, there is only one sensible course of action: PANIC!
World leaders have 50 days to save the Earth from irreversible global warming, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown said Monday.
Brown said climate catastrophe would occur if world leaders fail to agree on a climate protection deal at a major climate conference this December in Copenhagen, Denmark.
"If we do not reach a deal at this time, let us be in no doubt: Since once the damage from unchecked emissions growth is done, no retrospective global agreement, in some future period, can undo that choice. By then it will be irretrievably too late," Brown told the Major Economies Forum, a conference bringing together representatives from the world's 17 biggest polluters in London.
Since some of the biggest polluters have no interest in deliberately crippling their own economies — i.e., China, India, Brazil — the chances of bureauweenies substantially reducing harmless CO2 emissions are close to nil. The chances of them affecting the weather in any way are exactly nil. Make the most of your last 50 days!
On a tip from mega.
Comments
I honestly hope that someone is keeping track of all these foolish statements of "fact" that seem to be pouring forth on a daily basis from people who really don't know chit from Shinola. If they live that long, it will be GREAT Saturday Night Live material for weeks on end.
Would someone pour Gordon another glass of that Kool-Aid? Oh! Thank you, Mr. Soros...Mighty kind of you.
Posted by: Dell at October 20, 2009 7:00 AM
50 days..........
That's it. I'm not paying my bills or taxes. I can watch the world destroy its self with a healthy bank account! \snark
Posted by: Oiao at October 20, 2009 7:13 AM
When I see people like this make such ridiculous claims I wonder if even they believe it.
Posted by: bullfrog at October 20, 2009 7:32 AM
Does anybody stop before opening their pie hole and consider how universal ridicule could be heaped upon one's head if they just spew anything? Don't they have a sense of personal dignity that restrains clear-thinking individuals?
Posted by: Karin at October 20, 2009 7:36 AM
I wiped some BROWN from my butt this morning - it makes more sense than this clown.
Posted by: Mousey Tongue at October 20, 2009 7:40 AM
I HAVE THE SOLUTION
Let the moonbats move to Mars. That is all.
Posted by: Paul H at October 20, 2009 7:48 AM
Why do we not see scientists leading this GW warming charge?
Posted by: Fiberal at October 20, 2009 7:49 AM
Geez, couldn't the climate at least wait until the end of football season before it kills us all?
How rude.
Posted by: GeronimoRumplestiltskin at October 20, 2009 7:52 AM
Damn, didn't think of that Geronimo. No playoffs? No SuperBowl? What a waste.
I'll be back later, going to get some foil and ductape to wrap my head in.
Posted by: Paul H at October 20, 2009 8:07 AM
Gird your loins! We're in for a bumpy ride!
Posted by: LittleMissPerfect at October 20, 2009 8:24 AM
50 days till doomsday? what more kind of corny bunk will these eco-wackos come up with next besides telling us their out of their minds
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at October 20, 2009 8:26 AM
Does that mean they will stop the spew of LIES on day 51? or is that area? LOL
Posted by: FREE at October 20, 2009 8:30 AM
I think it's time to haul out an old standard:
Posted by: Doug at October 20, 2009 8:37 AM
It looks like brown is popping a zit on his wittle chinny chin chin.
Posted by: obamasux at October 20, 2009 9:02 AM
He means there are 50 days until the Copenhagen climate meetings where they'll all sign over sovregnty to the UN World Government so the real looting of our treasure can begin.
Irreversible damage? You bet Mr Brown. If Comrade ZSero signs that thing the American people will take up arms against their own and see to it that this monstosity is never ratified.
Posted by: Tom at October 20, 2009 10:05 AM
These enviro-turd commie alarmists are just setting up the New Communist World Order.
Gordon Brown is a commie from way back, editing "The Red Paper" and praising Antonio Gramsci back in the 70s.
China and Russia are laughing their butts off at these clowns ... and us.
Fancy destroying your own country, the future of your children, families and neighbors for the sake of global communism.
Useful idiots and traitors all, and deserving the traditional penalty for traitors.
I hope I live to see all these bastards hunted down and delivered to justice one day, when sanity returns.
Posted by: Mike_W at October 20, 2009 10:15 AM
We've only got 50 days left? Party! Party!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 20, 2009 10:19 AM
50 days eh? He said that a week ago, so now it must be 43!
Did he mention a time? I won't be going to the office then, if its mid-morning and generate all that CO2.
Brown and that Frog fruitcake, Nostrahumus.
He was right about Hister though, n'est pas?
Posted by: Shooter1001 at October 20, 2009 10:36 AM
Then is Christmas canceled ? How much you wanna bet Brown goes Christmas shopping anyway.
Posted by: IOpian at October 20, 2009 11:34 AM
Brown sounds like a Myan......more like a super myan!
Posted by: Travis at October 20, 2009 12:49 PM
What kind of insane world do we live in for the prime minister of a country to say this kind of garbage? Totally Mind boggling!
Posted by: Jay B at October 20, 2009 12:58 PM
The Liberal appologists are strangely silent.
Posted by: KHarn at October 20, 2009 4:58 PM
is this really going to happen ??
are you sure its only 43 days
im really scared
how will the children feel about this as i heard it on the radio on the bus!!
Posted by: upset one at October 21, 2009 11:50 AM
