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October 9, 2009
DUmmie Lightworkers Rally on Behalf of Menaced Moon
Posted by Van Helsing at October 9, 2009 7:21 AM
After scouring the Internet to find something even half as absurd as the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to the useless sack of self-esteem in the White House as a reward for having accomplished absolutely nothing, the closest thing I could find is this post at Democratic Underground regarding the unconscionable attack on the moon:
On Friday, the 9th, NASA plans to blast a kinetic weapon into the moon. I will do everything I can to alter the course of that object in order to avoid the colony located in the area that is being targeted. I am not alone in this effort. Light workers around the world have been notified and are on the case.
In my meditation under the stars and moon last night I promised those living beings on the moon that we would do everything we could to keep them from suffering any ill affects from this ill advised launch from earth.
And though I should not have been surprised, I was when I got a response… it was a voice in unison, like the voice of many, a sort of collective response. "We know, and thank you" I then sent the thought that the action of a few is not the action of the many. Again, a response of "We know, and thank you"
And then I held my hands out to the sky and made my promise out loud to accept my birthright and to fulfill promises I made before I came here (incarnate). What happened next was quite unexpected.
From there it starts to get weird — but not weird enough to leave the DUmmie crew behind. Comments gush with support, including promises to send "protective energy" to help the enlightened liberal beings who dwell on the moon but are menaced by America's military industrial complex.
Chairman Zero's Science Czar John Holdren has it wrong. We don't need sterilants in the drinking water. We need Thorazine.
On a tip from Harv.
Comments
Perhaps the Nobel committee can do something useful and award the physics prize to the first scientist who finds a viable space vehicle to carry the moonbats home.
Posted by: Anonymous Countermoonbat at October 9, 2009 7:32 AM
Better screen cap it. Skinner's been scrubbing the DUmp regularly to remove embarrassing posts that would shed a less than positive light on the enlightened, intellectually-superior, compassionate and inclusive left.
Posted by: Karin at October 9, 2009 7:37 AM
Can't. Stop. Laughing. And Meh thinks Christians are the superstitious ones!
My favorite line:
"And there it starts to get weird..."
Posted by: Judith M. at October 9, 2009 7:40 AM
If any star visitors made a show of force, that would be all our MIC (military industrial complex) would need to say, look there are hostiles out there and we need to arm for war against them.
Star Nations are onto that plan. It won't work. But what could happen is stolen technology could be used against us by those wanting war. And yes, we do have anti-gravity technology as well as other stolen technology. I have seen myself what looked to be a regular civilian airplane "decloak" and it was in reality something else: a very star wars, military, looking plane.
That's right. This mission, which was originally planned by the Bush administration, must be for the purpose of starting an interstellar war. Think of how much money Halliburton would rake in from fighting the space aliens. Of course, space aliens would destroy our big cities in Independence Day style, which eliminates Democratic voters (George Bush doesn't care about black people, right?) and provides massive rebuilding contracts for the military contractors running the show after the interstellar war. Bush could even use the threat of global annihilation to declare martial law.
Bush Derangement Syndrome has reached a new level.
Posted by: Anonymous Countermoonbat at October 9, 2009 7:49 AM
AALLLLLLLLRRIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHTTTTYYYYY TTTHHHHHEEEENNNNNNNNNN!!
Okay. So NASA inadvertently pisses off some undiscovered moon dwellers and they have the capacity to vaporize us like the little martian in the looney tunes cartoons......
I guess that beats having to deal with the Obama administration.....
But, FTR, I think it's a stupid experiment nonetheless.
Posted by: JoeShmoe at October 9, 2009 7:59 AM
Pretty arogant of the Moonbats to presume that the Moonbeings speak ENGLISH. WTF, did Neal Armstrong leave some english grammer books behind?
Posted by: Tom at October 9, 2009 8:00 AM
I am going to use my plutonium ass cannon to vaporize all you earthlings. Damnit Bugs give me back my plutonium ass cannon!!!!!
Posted by: Marvin The Martian at October 9, 2009 8:07 AM
Peyote or psilocybin?
Posted by: Henry at October 9, 2009 8:10 AM
Will these wackos demand america appologise for landing on the moon back in 1969? LOOK OUT MOONBAT THE SELINITES ARE LOOSE
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at October 9, 2009 8:18 AM
Of course, If water is discovered by this experiment, E. Velikovsky will be proven correct in his predictions once again.
Posted by: oldguy at October 9, 2009 8:39 AM
What's the chances of that. They award Obama with a peace prize the very same day he sneak attacks the moon. I wonder how long it's going to be before they retaliate.
Posted by: Davey at October 9, 2009 9:03 AM
Ok, now you did it NASA, you pissed off the MOONINITES (Ignignokt and Err) and their allies, the Plutonians (Emory and Oglethorpe) have also declared war on Earth.
Posted by: Aqua Teen Hunger Force at October 9, 2009 9:03 AM
Aqua teen I still need to get my plutonium ass cannon back from Bugs before we attack.
Let's get those earthlings and win one for the moon!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Marvin The Martian at October 9, 2009 9:12 AM
Okaaaay.
So this lunatic believes there are people on the moon, that he can telepathically communicate with them, and they magically put a torch and a sword in his hands?
In the words of the late Rick James, "Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Heh heh heh."
As Judith points out, yet meh has the audacity to claim that Christians are the deranged ones.
Posted by: Adam at October 9, 2009 9:19 AM
My favorite line: "And there it starts to get weird..."
That was my favorite too!
I will do everything I can to alter the course of that object
Which will be precisely...bupkis.
Light workers around the world have been notified and are on the case.
Great. Now we can all relax. (Btw, what is a "light worker" anyway? Is it like a "light sleeper?")
This mission, which was originally planned by the Bush administration, must be for the purpose of starting an interstellar war. Think of how much money Halliburton would rake in from fighting the space aliens.
No blood for green cheese!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 9, 2009 9:59 AM
Far better than Frank J's advice - nuke the moon. But, I like it too...
But, doing my part, I'll just show the enviro-fruitcacks the moon - a tad hairy, but an orbital body, none the less...
And, no, its not an impact crator - its the only round muscle the body has....
Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at October 9, 2009 10:14 AM
"...it was a voice in unison, like the voice of many, a sort of collective response." Wow this dolt totally plagiarized the script from Starcraft.
Posted by: Steve at October 9, 2009 7:38 PM
Theres a kids song THE MAN WHO RAN AWAY WITH THE MOON. And ever wonder why the COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON? Beccuase someone tried to milk her with cold hands SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK HYUK,HYUK,HYUK
Posted by: Flu-Bird at October 9, 2009 9:26 PM
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 9, 2009 9:59 AM- "Great. Now we can all relax. (Btw, what is a "light worker" anyway? Is it like a "light sleeper?")
The short answer- A New Age Satanist. United Nations, Luciferian, neo-religious acolyte.
Posted by: chairman soetoro's oprichniki at October 9, 2009 9:31 PM
I thought it was already official that water has been discovered in small quantities, in the moon's polar regions.
Posted by: Cylar at October 9, 2009 10:13 PM
Some moonbat meditates under the moon and stars some aliens land stick green cheese in their ears and made the moonbat even more redundant and stupid
Posted by: Rockin Robin at October 10, 2009 7:45 AM
