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October 30, 2009
Celebrity Retards of the Day (Not You, Weezer)
Posted by Gregory of Yardale at October 30, 2009 6:41 AM
Item Number One:
Celebrity dipwad Sting ... you know, the dude's in his late fifties - with few exceptions, only pilots should still be using nicknames into their late fifties, call him Gordon ... Gordon has come out saying that P. Hussein Obama was "sent from God because the world's a mess." Strangely enough, this is exactly people said about AIDS back in the 1980's. You wanna say "Shutupandsing," then you remember how gawdawful Gordon's post-Police work has been.
Speaking of music, if Weezer's "Pork and Beans" isn't a conservative anthem, it gosh darn well should be.
Item Number Two:
Natalie Portman, who used to be pretty sensible in addition to being smokin' hot, outs herself as a vegan whackjob by equating eating meat with rape.
"(Tolerance of meat-eaters) has more to do with being polite to your tablemates than sticking to your own ideals, would be absurd if applied to any other belief (e.g., I don’t believe in rape, but if it’s what it takes to please my dinner hosts, then so be it).”
Ironically, she also signed the "Free Polanski" petition.
I wonder if she would apply her logic to those who oppose abortion and believe it's murder? Or, are we obligated to keep quiet and polite because animals count more than babies?
Comments
Never again my queen will Natalie Portman be.
*sigh*
Posted by: pomalom at October 30, 2009 7:03 AM
This bitch is too stupid to put two and two together, let alone understand what irony means. The bottom line is that she believes that she is more enlightened and more sophisticated than the rest of us because she appears on our televisions. By the way, that dog is doing exactly what the rest of us want to do to her.
Posted by: obamasux at October 30, 2009 7:21 AM
Love the picture!!
Posted by: LoneWolfArcher at October 30, 2009 7:22 AM
By the way, that dog is doing exactly what the rest of us want to do to her.
You said it, bro!
Posted by: R. Kelly at October 30, 2009 7:28 AM
Most of those hollyweird bunch have rejected god and have gotten into this scientology poppycock or are worshippers of GAIA
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at October 30, 2009 7:48 AM
Well, he's doing something similar to what, um... ooh.
Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at October 30, 2009 7:59 AM
Dogs of America Unite!! Apparently the canines in this country all have the same opinion of the liberal elites...
Janeane Garofalo's dog pees on her
Remember what DOG spelled backwards is. ;-)
Posted by: TED at October 30, 2009 8:12 AM
Ted, that's funny. Well trained dog in my opinion. What's even funnier is the flamer TV host. Yikes.
Posted by: Son of Taz at October 30, 2009 8:41 AM
Somebody find that dog and buy him a steak!
too funny
Posted by: chuck in st paul at October 30, 2009 8:55 AM
Do dogs only pee on left-wing celebrities? Good doggies!
Posted by: Judith M. at October 30, 2009 10:12 AM
Liberals can't complain about the dog, because they've been calling stuff like that "ART" for years!
Posted by: KHarn at October 30, 2009 11:44 AM
I thought meat was murder and eggs were rape.
Can't keep all this stuff straight....
Posted by: GeronimoRumplestiltskin at October 30, 2009 12:14 PM
Whaddaya wanna bet that she's likin' what fidos' doin? And doin' it doggy with the real thing too. Liberals like that kinda stuff, don't they?
Posted by: JoeShmoe at October 30, 2009 12:49 PM
Imma do the things that i wanna do
I ain't got a thing to prove to you
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if i make a scene
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside
One look in the mirror and i'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot about what you think
Yeah, that's a conservative anthem all right.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 30, 2009 1:19 PM
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Posted by: Flu-Bird at October 30, 2009 2:33 PM
Portman's comment in unsurprising. I've known she was a lefty hack ever since 2006, when she not only appeared in the idiotic and unwatchable liberal propaganda film 'V for Vendetta,' she also openly defended the film's blatantly pro- terrorism message.
Posted by: Adam at October 30, 2009 2:43 PM
Good insight on the abortion issue VA, true words.
Posted by: Travis at October 30, 2009 3:01 PM
No surprise there, she attended Harvard Lefty University.
Posted by: LittleMissPerfect at October 31, 2009 12:18 PM
