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"I'll get you my Kidney, and your little Spleen Too!"

Snowe Caption: "If I'm going out, I might as well go out with a bang!"

Second amendment, anyone?

So I said to the President, "You have to be at least this big to ride. Unfortunately, he gave me an STD and I have to vote on the Free Healthcare to get the antidote."

Obama made me an offer I just couldn't refuse.

That's nice William suggesting shooting a sitting senator? Further, this letter is incorrect in numerous ways. Medicare will not be killed, but improved. Funny, how it's always Republicans who voted against medicare, yet now claim to be champions of it. This letter also states, "artificial health-care panic incited by President Obama and the Democrat party." Artificial? Give me a break. This problem is as real as the day is long. Millions go without, thousands lose care everyday, and the right's idea is to "die quickly" or go to the emergency room, which forces premiums to go up.

Get a grip, Ghost! As usual, you libs wouldn't know a play on words if it, well, banged in the arse. Abolutely no sense of humor, which is what the "caption contest" is all about. Geesh!

Get a grip, Ghost! As usual, you libs wouldn't know a play on words if it, well, banged in the arse. Abolutely no sense of humor, which is what the "caption contest" is all about. Geesh!

Artificial? Give me a break. This problem is as real as the day is long. Millions go without, thousands lose care everyday, and the right's idea is to "die quickly" or go to the emergency room, which forces premiums to go up.

Uh huh. That's the line often parroted by the drones in the progressive collective, but there's just no reality to it. Anyone who needs health care receives it, the right's idea is not to "die quickly." I would say that that is an idea of your own manufacturing, but the fact is it's not even yours. It's Rep. Alan Grayson's, and you're merely plagiarizing.

What's forcing premiums to go up, is the left's refusal to allow true choice and competition between private insurers across state lines. Additionally, costs can be controlled by preventing frivolous lawsuits through much needed tort reform.

These solutions are fought against by the left, because implementing them would reduce the demand for a so called public option, eliminating the stepping stone needed to move towards an inferior single payer system, which would then sink it's tentacles deep into government and into the private lives of every citizen.

And that's the really the crux of the matter here. This is not about healthcare reform, it's about gaining power for a leftist governmental machine that would send America into the abyss of socialism from which there probably would not be any return except through implementing the intended use of the 2nd Amendment.

"Americans are now one step closer to losing our very bodies to a government take-over. When Americans cannot make their own health care decisions with their providers anymore, we might as well be called slaves."

Sounds like a pro-choice argument.

Off topic, but I have been thinking about this for so long and today I actually did it. Obama as God Emperor of Dune (yes, us Ace morons are nerds). If you'd like to see The Worm, you can check it out on Flickr at http://tinyurl.com/GodEmperor or by clicking on the link in my link.

Keep the Moonbatteries firing! Bi Li Kaifa

Snowe: "I was so ugly momma had to tie a porkchop around my neck so the dog would play with me."
Kyle(thinking to himself): "Hmmm that reminds me to see if facelifts are covered in our healthcare."

Olympia Snowe, explaining her vote in favor of the Baucus bill:

Is this bill all that I want? Far from it. Is it all that it can be? Far from it. But when history calls, history calls.

She admits the bill sucks, but she's voting for it in the name of "history."

The woman is an idiot.

Sounds like a pro-choice argument.

Only if you're the kind of idiot that confuses control over one's own life with the choice to terminate someone else's life as a matter of convenience.

BTW, if Carly Fiorina wins in California, we'll have three Olympia Snowe's in Congress. (Four if you count Lindsey Graham.)

J, your paranoia is getting the better of you. In addition to your fear of "the big bad Government killing Granny" is pathetic, when insurance companies have even sunk so low as to call "baby fat a pre-existing condition". Further, when something is quoted, it's not plagiarism, it's just a quote.

Your idea that everyone gets care if they need it is true, however, when an uninsured individual goes to the emergency room, the costs in general go up. In turn, the costs to insurers rise, hence your premiums go up. So you wish to do away with "frivolous lawsuits", who protects those patients then?

Posted by: Heather M at October 13, 2009 11:01 AM - LMBO!

"WHO are you calling a rino?!?"

She was always going to vote for this, she loved all the attention.

She looks like Shemp.

THIS is why I posted my shameless plug for the Conservative party candidate, Doug Hoffman, over the filthy RINO running for NY 23rd. I have never before really gotten involved in a congressional campaign, but I am now. If I should return a Pelosi-with-an-R to the congress, how could I possibly face Moonbattery?

I sent letters today to the RNC, in response to their request for some of my money. It said:

Dear Sirs:
I will contribute to the Republican Party when you people cease and desist from nominating for the GOP line the likes of Dede Scozzafava for the NY 23rd district. How dare you allow some backroom “committee” to appoint her, a RINO of the worst ilk. She is in favor of abortion, gay marriage, card check, big government, pork, Obamacare, and Cap and Trade (Tax and Kill). Not only that, she’s endorsed by the Working Families Party (read ACORN).
What is wrong with you?

Normally I would not hit a woman but I'd like to punch her in her pus mug.

Anonymouse, re your "pro-choice" observation: How about this from the Hypocratic Oath:

I will prescribe regimens for the good of my patients according to my ability and my judgment and never do harm to anyone.

Pro-choice is the choice to kill innocent life. Killing was, last time I checked, doing harm to someone.

Besides, how can doctors 'prescribe regimens for the good of ... patients' if the Govt is interfering, making the choices for them?

Karin, you rock. :D
Others should do likewise.

Now, back to those Captivating Captions...

Dan said: "She looks like Shemp."

Now that is hilarious, Dan!

Caption: "I love you Kyl. But that hunk Obama mentions me by name whenever I deficate, OH - I mean - defect."

Stoned Goat, tort reform doesn't mean the complete absence of protection under the law. It just means reform. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get someone to deliver a baby in some parts of this country because of this? The doctors just go Galt.

There's that annoying whine again. Where the hell is that coming from?

No shit Kyl, the bill was like "this" big !
You think I have time to actually read these things !

Here we go, that's the beginning of the end. The conservative dam lasted for as long as one traitor didn't move out. Considering her past, I think she's simply a Liberal posing as a conservative. On a side note, she totally looks like a man.

Snowe: "5 dollar. 5 dollar. 5 dollar foot long!"

http://artistsagainstobama.blogspot.com for obamacare large printable flyers...

http://www.moveoutcongress.com/pinkslip.pdf

Send a “Pink Slip” to this turncoat

Senator Olympia Snowe (ME)

(202) 224-1946 fax Washington, DC
(207) 782-1438 fax Auburn
(207) 622-7295 fax Augusta
(207) 941-9525 fax Bangor
(207) 284-2358 fax Biddeford
(207) 874-7631 fax Portland
(207) 764-6420 fax Presque Isle

HERE IS A TYPICAL SCENARIO ALL ACROSS THE USA:

"During my last night's shift in the ER, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient with a shiny new gold tooth, multiple elaborate tattoos, a very expensive brand of tennis shoes and a new cellular telephone equipped with her favorite R&B tune for a ringtone. Glancing over the chart, one could not help noticing her payer status: Medicaid. She smokes more than one costly pack of cigarettes every day and, somehow, still has money to buy beer And our president expects me to pay for this woman's health care? Our nation's health care crisis is not a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors or nurses. It is a crisis of culture — a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend money on vices while refusing to take care of one's self or, heaven forbid, purchase health insurance. A culture that thinks "I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me."

Life is really not that hard…. Most of us reap what we sow.

Don't you agree?


STARNER JONES,MD
Jackson, MS

Much like yesterday, when I was picking up a prescription, there was this youthful negress, with her offspring in the cart, picking up a script with some form of government card. The grogeries in the cart yelled "WIC" to me, but there in her ear was the blue-flashing borg implant, paired to the cellphone she needs for what? You know, my mother spent a lot of time on welfare as a child, back in the first depression, so I have no truck with true poverty, but I've developed a truly viscious contempt for these parasites that I'm so "considerate" as to support.

How Friggin' Predictable!

It's POS's like Snow that is ruining the Republicans

She's saying " And there it was, his ass right in front of me, I just coulden't resist! You know what a loser suckass I am!"

...then he gave me a box of jelley donuts THIS big..and well, you know how I feel about jelly donuts. So I said, 'Sure, why not!'

I HEREBY VOW

"Compared to my last shit, which was this big, the health care bill didn't seem so bad."

Oh my gosh but she DOES look like Shemp!

Evilwrench, who is to say she did not have the bluetooth prior to going on welfare? Or that that is not her only phone? She may have been a server in a restaurant and was laid off, which unemployment benefits are low for servers. Now I will give you, there are abuses in the system, however "negress" is pretty offensive and uncalled for. Yet, it is your ilk who whine "I'm not a racist!" So, I can assume the explosion we hear after health care passes will be your head?

My head hurts again.

"Youthful negress" describes her exactly. What should I have called her? You, as usual, twist yourself all around trying to find a way to describe her parasitism without admitting the very real probability (note: not possibility) that she is, indeed, gaming the system in ways you could scarcely imagine. I've had enough of it, and it's the fault of these parasitic freaks that my sympathy is at an end. Bleed your own heart dry; mine's off-limits to them.

Oh, and, no, the explosion won't be my head.

Captions:

1. Hey Moe!
2. And when Hillary turned around in the Senate shower, I swear to god it was THIS BIG!

"Youthful negress" probably needs a hands-free device to grasp her entitlements.

Besides, working the system can be a full time job.

Michael Savage was right: she really DOES look like Snow White would look after having chain-smoked for 37 years.

I'm just wondering if you guys realize that Moonbattery made a brief NRCC twitter feed? The NRCC quickly and appropriately took it down at once as asinine lunacy (and with apologies) but the screenprints were picked up and passed around. Somehow, I'm sure that's a win for you?

Well, we are lunatics here, though I have only one ass, not nine. Anything to get the word out, I guess.

Anyone every heard of Jimmy Durante?
Olympia Sow looks like him on crack.

Maine is too full of moonbats to have any sense, but this RINO-hag traitor has done a lot of damage and needs to go.

Click here for Olympia without her make-up:

Way to go, Maine

The NRCC posted the Downfall remix about Pelosi and health care reform and then, pussies that they are, got scared when they were criticized and took it down. Good. That ought to make a lot more people want to watch it.

Bwahahahahahahaha!

she'd better get used to THIS feeling!

Sounds like a pro-choice argument.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 13, 2009 11:28 AM

Yep. Too bad the Left doesn't seem to be overly concerned about "choice" except when it's the choice to abort a human being.

J, your paranoia is getting the better of you. In addition to your fear of "the big bad Government killing Granny" is pathetic, when insurance companies have even sunk so low as to call "baby fat a pre-existing condition". Further, when something is quoted, it's not plagiarism, it's just a quote.

When the Left opposed the Patriot Act, it was well-grounded fear and sincere concern for freedom.

When the Right opposed Obama Care, it was paranoia.

Got it?

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What the fuck is this? Some kind of bot?

Moderators?

the fix is in. we should expect this and i already knew one of these lame republicans would do such a thing. she's no conservative and she's no republican. she's a traitor.

"I'm not mooning you, this is my face"!

Oolympia 'Columbo' Snowed:

"Mr Kyl, sorry to bother you, I wanted to talk to you about this health plan thing, you know, the one that the president is trying to get passed. There was a pile of papers about this size. I can't remember where I left it. Maybe you've seen it? I believe I saw a copy of it right here on this desk. But, you know, lets not talk about that right now. It's probably not a good time for you. I can come back after we do the vote thing that we do and worry with it later, when it's more convenient....."

Oh, and Ollie (I can call you Ollie, can't I?), I would also like to thank you for taking the wind out of the "who couldn't love the Social Security and Medicare programs?" sail. You have brilliantly exposed these programs for what they are: big ponzi schemes. No benefits. Just endless taxes.

When the time came for me, a 62 year old on the verge of retirement, to start using your mandated "services," to pull out some of the zillions of dollars that I "contributed" (ha!) over the decades,you pull the rug on me and say "ha, ha! Fooled you! But now just wait ... I've got something even BETTER over here that you're going to love!"

Bitch.

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