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September 29, 2009

Your Tax Dollars At Work: Porn Fixation at NSF

Ever wonder what those high-paid executives in tax-funded national foundations are doing with all of their time? If you thought "jerking off", you could be right. There's been an ongoing investigation at the National Science Foundation that has uncovered rampant employee misconduct at this prestigious independent scientific foundation, funded to the tune of over $6 billion annually. The Washington Times reports that investigations of such sticky misconduct cases increased six fold last year.


For instance, one senior executive spent at least 331 days looking at pornography on his government computer and chatting online with nude or partially clad women without being detected, the records show.

When finally caught, the NSF official retired. He even offered, among other explanations, a humanitarian defense, suggesting that he frequented the porn sites to provide a living to the poor overseas women. Investigators put the cost to taxpayers of the senior official's porn surfing at between $13,800 and about $58,000.
"He explained that these young women are from poor countries and need to make money to help their parents and this site helps them do that," investigators wrote in a memo.

Maybe the Third World's economic woes could be solved if more government-funded entities would actually mandate porn surfing of its employees. What a way to feel good about your charity work?

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The NSF: I'll Show You My Science If You Show Me Yours.

Posted by The MaryHunter at September 29, 2009 2:05 AM

Comments

$6 billion/year for the NSF employees to look at smut all day, and yet we "can't afford" to seal off the border with Mexico so that our country isn't being invaded by "coyotes" and drug & weapon runners.

6 b's a year would go a long way toward gaining control of the frontier. For that matter, it would fund the Iraq War for a couple of months.

Posted by: Cylar at September 29, 2009 2:27 AM

Hey this is what V the K does all day everyday....

Posted by: Anonymous at September 29, 2009 3:59 AM

but then again, he doesn't have a job...

Posted by: Anonymous at September 29, 2009 4:00 AM

Hey Anonymous Loser Troll, you'd better get back to work or Barney Frank will fire you for not meeting your quota of BJs.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 29, 2009 4:08 AM

LOL. The trolls hate me more than the guy who actually runs the site. I must really be drawing blood.

Posted by: V the K at September 29, 2009 4:27 AM

I don't hate you v..don't flatter yourself.

I pity you, but most of all you are a good laugh buddy. Keep 'em coming.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 29, 2009 5:10 AM

and you mean you're not the guy who runs this site? Lord knows, you post here more often than he does.

But then again, you don't have a job, do you? And something has to fill the time between searches for porn...

Posted by: Anonymous at September 29, 2009 5:13 AM

"LOL. The trolls hate me more than the guy who actually runs the site. I must really be drawing blood."

Yeah, I've noticed that V the K. At first, that mystified me because I thought leftists liked porn. Then I realized they must hate you because you are making fun of porn. After all, porn IS their sacred cow (or is that Rosie O'Donnell?).

Posted by: Judith M. at September 29, 2009 5:21 AM

Hey, hey, cool it ladies...

Posted by: The MaryHunter at September 29, 2009 5:21 AM

V making fun of porn? He basically runs a soft-porn blog! He spends massive amounts of time surfing for web for big breasted women.

If he's not doing that he's basically ridiculing any other culture in the world that's not his.

On top of that, he's a wacky Mormon, so he jerks off in his underpants.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 29, 2009 5:34 AM

On top of that, he's a wacky Mormon, so he jerks off in his underpants.

When does 4th grade start - shouldn't you be getting your backpack ready?

Posted by: Duke at September 29, 2009 5:38 AM

The more I think about this, the more I see red. Six billion dollars wasted on porn at ONE government entity and the government is getting still BIGGER? I think I've found a way for Obama to pay for his ruinous health care reform--install porn filters on all government computers!

Posted by: Judith M. at September 29, 2009 5:39 AM

RE: Posted by: Anonymous at September 29, 2009 5:34 AM

Anon-o-wuss - Moonbattery's very own feces-throwing monkey.

It doesn't take much to make him dance!!!

Posted by: TonyD95B at September 29, 2009 5:47 AM

I think the point of my Ann Coulter post --- about conservatives being smarter and more intellectually engaged than liberals --- is reinforced every time Anonymous comments.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 29, 2009 5:52 AM

Gregory what you think, fortunately, doesn't mean shit. In fact, I doubt you "think" at all.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 29, 2009 6:52 AM

My point is made again.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 29, 2009 7:06 AM

GoY, excellent points time and again, as usual.

This is the best kind of truth, and it's PRECISELY why I am going to leave these insipid liberal troll droppings in this thread.

Posted by: The MaryHunter at September 29, 2009 7:13 AM

Gregory, The only "point" you have is the one at the top of your head!

Posted by: Anonymous at September 29, 2009 7:27 AM

Anony-mouse, at least Gregory has a head. Your lack of one is as clear as the smudge on your blue dress.

Scurry along now, silly person.

Posted by: The MaryHunter at September 29, 2009 7:42 AM

Careful V the K, it looks like Anonywuss has a crush on you! Just look how hard he/she/it is trying to get your attention...

Just to be safe, I recommend updating your restraining order against he/she/it, and stockpiling more ammo.

Posted by: Nunya at September 29, 2009 8:06 AM

"He even offered, among other explanations, a humanitarian defense, suggesting that he frequented the porn sites to provide a living to the poor overseas women."

Here's a good rule of thumb when trying to formulate an excuse when caught doing something you shouldn't be doing: if your wife (or, if not married, your girlfriend) would not buy it, it's not a good excuse.

I cannot even imagine offering the "trying to provide a living to the poor overseas women" excuse to Mrs. R. In fact, in the annals of ill-conceived excuses, that one deserves special mention.

Posted by: GeronimoRumplestiltskin at September 29, 2009 8:50 AM

Careful V the K, it looks like Anonywuss has a crush on you! Just look how hard he/she/it is trying to get your attention...

As Calvin Klein once said, "Between love and madness lies obsession."

Posted by: V the K at September 29, 2009 9:04 AM

Maybe the NSF needs a new slogan:

"Making the world a better place one porn site at a time."

Posted by: Judith M. at September 29, 2009 9:32 AM

In fairness, $6 bn is the total budget of the NSF, not the porn budget.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 29, 2009 10:36 AM

V the k runs a very christian soft porn site all by himself!

Posted by: Anonymous at September 29, 2009 11:12 AM

Cut money for a missle sheld,cut money for wellfare cut money for social security so these liberal pervert demacrats can fund their smut PUKE FACED PEABRAINED SIDEWINING OWLHOOTS ALL

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at September 29, 2009 11:47 AM

V,
I think anon is miffed because you don't show girly-men on your website. Poor anon.

Posted by: Farmer Ted at September 29, 2009 1:30 PM

HYUK,HYUK,HYUK, SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK ANNON IS SUCH A DWEEB SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK HYUK,HYUK,HYUK

Posted by: Flu-Bird at September 29, 2009 1:50 PM

I think they should have done that it was a great thing...

Posted by: Chris Brown at September 29, 2009 3:11 PM

This story makes me feel uncomfortable.

Posted by: Chrystal K. at September 29, 2009 3:52 PM

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