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September 12, 2009
Terrorism Works When Liberals Are in Charge
It seems as though Chairman Zero was okay with Britain's Oil-For-Terrorists deal all along, despite public proclamations to the contrary.As someone commented elsewhere, "It's almost as if we were pro-terrorists instead of fighting a war against them."
Here's the dirty little secret. Terrorism works when liberals are in charge. Terrorists have a forty year track record of success achieving their goals with the cooperation of liberal governments, particularly European leftists and the socialist United Nations. Terrorism allows the gang of thugs that constitute the Palestinian Authority to claim political legitimacy and billions in "international aid" while engaging in a ceaseless war of terrorism against the legitimate, democratic state of Israel. The socialist left allows Iran to get within months of having a nuclear weapon and sponsor terrorism around the world with only the mildest of rebukes, and an American president who goes out for ice cream while the Iranian Terror Regime slaughters its own people. Terrorism would have had the Democrats cut and run in Iraq as they are now preparing to do in Afghanistan. Even when it comes to even a minimal level of resistance -- such as publishing cartoons offensive to Muslim terrorists -- liberals wuss out.
Leftists believe that terrorists have legitimate grievances, and so they forgive the acts of barbarism through which those grievances are expressed; especially when it's Jewish schoolchildren being blown up. Leftists also revere "conflict resolution," (a.k.a. appeasement) and are averse to confrontation. Hence, leftists will negotiate the terms of their demise with the vary barbarians who wish to kill them.
When liberals say they want to "deal with" terrorists, they mean, they want to make a deal with terrorists that gives them 90% of their demands in return for a promise to suspend blowing up schoolchildren. The terrorists get their demands, and then proceed to blow up schoolchildren in pursuit of the other 10%.
Conservatives don't roll like that. Conservatives would rather "deal with" terrorists by arranging a face-to-face meeting between the terrorists and Allah.

Posted by Gregory of Yardale at September 12, 2009 8:39 AM
Comments
Hey man, Brother Obama be elected, man, now I don't need be lookin fo no damn job! An I'm spozed to be gettin a free car too. Where be my damn car, man? Where's it et?
Health care, whut da hell I be needin' dat fo?
Posted by: Shooter1001 at September 12, 2009 10:11 AM
If you've seen the South Park episode that pic is taken from, you understand it illustrates Liberal appeasement perfectly.
Posted by: Henry at September 12, 2009 1:16 PM
Had a funny incident at work. I'm a nurse and work in a hospital. There was a patient that told another nurse that she was not an American because she was a liberal. Pissed her off to no end. I thought it was funny.
Posted by: funkendunkel at September 12, 2009 1:46 PM
Can anyone rememer the ENTEBY AIRPORT when those teerorists hyjacked that airliner and were making all those demands the israly military swooped in and when it was over ever darn rotten teerorists was dead
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at September 12, 2009 3:38 PM
Stupid liberal cunts would have had us sitting around with the japs and the nazis smoking wacky weed from a hooka and meditating under a tree while listening to the recorded sounds of wolves and whales and going OOOMMM OOOMMM OOOMMMM
Posted by: Flu-Bird at September 13, 2009 8:17 AM


