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September 8, 2009

Quasi-Truther Alan Colmes Defends Van Jones

Even as the catastrophe that is the Obama Administration unfolds, some aspects of our lives improve. For example, Alan Colmes is no longer on Fox News on a daily basis.

Self-avowed communist Van Jones was chucked under the bus by Chairman Zero, mainly because it came to light that he's a 9/11 Truther. Colmes has run to his defense, squawking that "Van Jones is a mainstream liberal."

True enough, if Colmes is the mainstream liberal he easily manages to pass for, then Jones could be too. Not that Colmes is psychotic enough to believe that George Bush blew up the World Trade Center — he plays it safe by describing himself as "agnostic" on the subject.

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Now if only Geraldo would follow him out the door.

Hat tip: Newsreal. On a tip from Wiggins.

Posted by Van Helsing at September 8, 2009 8:37 AM

Comments

Colmes is right. Jones is in the mainstream of the progressive movement: reflexive hatred of conservative and Republicans, destruction of capitalism as a stepping stone to Green fascism, black communist radical. That is the progressive mainstream.

It's what we who love liberty are fighting.

Posted by: V the K at September 8, 2009 8:48 AM

V the K:

But I was gonna say that.

Posted by: LouieLouie at September 8, 2009 8:57 AM

Nice photo. Is that a yearbook photo from Love Canal High School by any chance?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 8, 2009 9:31 AM

I couldn't agree more, Jones is just an average mainstream liberal that is a poster child for Obama's administration and hopey change ... why, he's even whining how he was just savaged by those dastardly mobsters and right wingers.

BTW that mug shot of Colmes could make Lerch look like a GQ model. Look at that undone tie ... what a red-diaper doper baby.

Posted by: Clingtomyguns at September 8, 2009 9:46 AM

Jay, no it's his publicity shot from the "He-Man" cartoon years. Colmes played the role of Skeletor. There was no need to render him into a cartoon, he already was one.

Posted by: Doug at September 8, 2009 9:55 AM

I've heared that Colmes is just a token liberal hack and that he actually got his start in stand-up comedy clubs and the like. He has no real world broadcast or print journalism experience and is far from being an self-informed political commentator and broadcaster. He was hired to be Hannity's foil. He's a hack. His nemisis now on his occasional appearences on The O'Reilly Factor is his sister-in-law, Monica Crowley. Egad, family dinners must be really interesting!

Posted by: Graycat at September 8, 2009 9:56 AM

"Now if only Geraldo would follow him out the door."

Otherwise known as Whorealdo.

Posted by: Refuter of Liberal Vermin at September 8, 2009 11:14 AM

Colmes, like Olbermann, has his eyes too far apart - like their dad was ET: The Extra Testicle or something. Both these guys are alien looking.

Posted by: Aliens Among Us at September 8, 2009 11:17 AM

Alan looks like the result of an unfortunate Telepod accident.

Posted by: Brundlefly at September 8, 2009 11:29 AM

He looks like a complete dork

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at September 8, 2009 11:43 AM

I'm with Graycat, I've listened to Colmes and thought, no one could possibly be that stupid, so he has to be a liar! He's a Contrary, whatever you are for he is against, a HACK. By the way, when Colmes got married FNC showed his bride, Once and for a FLASH, but I swear she looked exactly like HIM!? Now if that doesn't turn your stomach nothing will!

Posted by: TED at September 8, 2009 12:15 PM

He does look even worse without his Trotsky glasses!!

Posted by: TED at September 8, 2009 12:18 PM

Seriously, though, doesn't that photo look like something you'd expect to see on a NAMBLA membership card?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 8, 2009 12:20 PM

Yes, he's very creepy looking and I can't believe someone would actually marry that and go to bed with it each night. Willingly, presumably. God, was I glad when he left Hannity. Now we just have to put up with Bob Beckel all the time. When Bob is on, I go do the dishes.

Posted by: Karin at September 8, 2009 1:06 PM

Looks like he just inhaled a dose of Joker Toxin!

Posted by: KHarn at September 8, 2009 2:32 PM

He kind of looks like Dr. Crane from Batman Begins.

Posted by: I'm A Lasagna Hog at September 8, 2009 3:34 PM

He has always reminded me of a turtle.

Posted by: Antara at September 8, 2009 5:33 PM

So I guess now the "mainstream liberal" position on Trooferism is "Teach the Controversy"?

Posted by: stuiec at September 8, 2009 6:55 PM

The more I look at that photo, the more I think that the person depicted would get kicked out of NAMBLA for perversion.

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