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September 3, 2009
Public School Reading
No doubt the socialist apparatchiks who run public schools have your kids studying up for Chairman Zero's big speech to the children next Tuesday. Here are a couple of books likely to dominate their homework assignments, with excerpts via P.U.M.A.:
He was there in Chicago because he cared about these people. They were his family. People in Kenya were his family. Indonesians were his family. And no matter where he was, the world was his home. And who he was could be summed up in one word: loveable.
Only icky children don't love Dear Leader.
When his classes came to an end, he raced to Chicago to join hands with the church, to learn new lessons: Not how to be black or white, but how to be a healer, how to change things, how to make a difference in the world.
The church in question was run by this racist demagogue.
One sun-drenched day, as his wife Michelle stood by, Barack smiled on a sea of faces from Wichita to Waikiki. He saw whites and blacks, rich and poor, Christians and Muslims and Jews; he saw the ghosts of his parents, of Gramps and Toot, of Martin Luther King, Jr. and JFK. And on that special day Barack was the bridge that held them all together. "I want to be your president," he said. "Can we make America better? Can we work together, as one?" With a single voice the crowd called out, "Yes! We can!"
Let's hope the kids have strong stomachs. Next book:
Another reference to Jeremiah Wright's satanic Church of Hate:
There, swept up in the waves of their singing, with tears on his cheeks, he knew why he was there. He knew who he was and he knew where he belonged.
The Ascension of the Moonbat Messiah is a story of epic proportions:
He arrived here during a dark time in American history. All across America, people were losing their jobs, losing their houses, losing their sense of hope. Many people were tired of a war that had gone on too long. They were tired of fighting with their neighbors over politics. They were just tired. … Here was a man who spoke of "hope" and "change," whose strong words lifted up the downhearted people and made them believe that the world was not beyond repair.
Now Hopey Change has made everything different. We even have a new religion, with which small children are evangelized on your dime in public schools.
On a tip from Heather M.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 3, 2009 8:49 AM
Comments
The people who want to make these books required reading and say "It's good to have a president finally who cares about education," are the same people who had conniption fits because W Bush was reading to schoolchildren when 9-11 happened.
Posted by: V the K at September 3, 2009 8:59 AM
Good God, that was the freakiest thing Ive read in ages. Absolutely nauseating.
Meanwhile, VP Biden is apparently living on another planet.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090903/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_biden_economy
"He quoted estimates by private analysts that the plan has created or saved 500,000 to 750,000 jobs so far. But many million people remain out of work."
"private analysts"? Yeah right. Totally made up numbers created by Obama groupies. They said the stimulus would hold unemployment under 8% if passed. Too bad its wayyyyy higher than that.
I love that created or SAVED jobs figure. Why not claim 5 million jobs SAVED??? Or [insert random impressive figure here" jobs SAVED.
More than 80% of the money hasnt been spent and what the heck are they waiting for? An election year perhaps?
Posted by: Ghost of Vince Foster at September 3, 2009 9:07 AM
Isn't this adulation peculiar? The President is the CEO of the country. Who the hell expects the CEO of their company to give their entire lives direction and make them worthwhile?
The adulation really bespeaks psychopathology.
For my part, Barry, just keep the roads in good repair, the terrorists out of the country, hold down crime, and otherwise leave me alone. Thanks.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 3, 2009 9:11 AM
Posted by: Doug at September 3, 2009 9:12 AM
Maybe they should go full out and read Mein Kampf - er, I mean, Dreams From My Father to the lil' ones...
Posted by: Naqamel at September 3, 2009 9:27 AM
The hopiate of the masses.
Posted by: Conservigilant at September 3, 2009 9:32 AM
“Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted.” ~ Vladimir Lenin
“When an opponent declares, “I will not come over to your side,” I calmly say, “Your child belongs to us already… What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community.” ~ Adolf Hitler
Posted by: Anonymous at September 3, 2009 9:46 AM
Posted by: Doug at September 3, 2009 9:52 AM
Required reading for America's school kids: "Obambi:"Audacity of a Dope."
Posted by: Graycat at September 3, 2009 10:12 AM
This is why we don't need the Dept of Education!
Posted by: citizen222 at September 3, 2009 10:39 AM
I think the Obamanist teachers should only assign non-fiction for the homework assignments.
Posted by: Clingtomyguns at September 3, 2009 10:53 AM
BARACK OBAMA SON OF SATAN CHILD OF EVIL
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at September 3, 2009 11:37 AM
Every school library willl make these required reading ITS FRIGHTENING
Posted by: Flu-Bird at September 3, 2009 11:38 AM
The hopiate of the masses.
Posted by: Conservigilant at September 3, 2009 9:32 AM
Brilliant! That should be on a T.E.A. Party sign, and/or a tee shirt. With a distorted Obamalogo in place of the "o"
Posted by: Anonymous at September 3, 2009 12:02 PM
More than 80% of the money hasnt been spent and what the heck are they waiting for? An election year perhaps?
Posted by: Ghost of Vince Foster at September 3, 2009 9:07 AM
That's exactly what that money is for.
Back in the '30's when FDR was President he really wasn't a very popular President but the thing is he was a master at building a political machine. That's what the stimulus money is for - Obama's political machine, the buying of votes.
Posted by: Ghost of Ted Kennedy at September 3, 2009 12:49 PM
That level of over-the-top adulation would have made a medieval hagiographer blush.
Posted by: Judith M. at September 3, 2009 1:03 PM
Dear Leader, please kill me and suck the soul from my child.
Posted by: czuch at September 3, 2009 1:55 PM
Required reading for America's school kids: "Obambi:"Audacity of a Dope."I've always preferred "The Arrogance of Hype" :P
Posted by: Anonymous at September 3, 2009 3:01 PM
Ghost of Vince Foster, a funny thing happened on the my way to work the other day (uh, or to the unemployment office or food stamp people as some here have deduced). An acquaintance told me that he was buying something or another and was going to Lowes. He said he didn't want to do business with Home Depot anymore because they were still advertising on Glenn Beck. He told me he wasn't about to spend money with anyone that sponsored someone that called our President a "racist nigger". I promptly informed him that Beck, although quite open and blunt with his hatred, said no such thing. He told me he really didn't care as it's a free country and all. Your post reminded me of that guy. What the hell does honesty have to do with anything anymore and why isn't it fair game for each and everyone to spew whatever nonsense and bullshit, regardless of it's merit at will?
Posted by: andy42302 at September 3, 2009 3:33 PM
Disregard that I suck cocks!
LOL!
Posted by: andy42302 at September 3, 2009 3:47 PM
Posted by: andy42302 at September 3, 2009 3:47 PM
LOL, Andy sorry I couldn't help it. I know you really don't suck cock but I really want to suck yours cause your awesome dude!
Posted by: Dave at September 3, 2009 3:52 PM
"He arrived here during a dark time in American history." (and made it much, much darker. And no, that ain't a racial crack).
My Lord! That is it! I CANNOT read any more of these ridiculous and utterly disgusting displays of down-in-front, on-your-knees verbal fellatio to the Ignorant One.
Too bloody much!
Posted by: Fuzzlenutter at September 3, 2009 4:06 PM
Obama has to speak to school children, they are the only ones that will listen to him. THEY really were born yesterday!!
Posted by: TED at September 3, 2009 5:13 PM
Actually, I do suck cock. I would like to get my mouth around the Messiahs. Oh, if only he would read my erotic fanfics!
Posted by: andy42302 at September 3, 2009 5:22 PM
Posted by: andy42302 at September 3, 2009 5:22 PM
lol its me again, duh silly dave, just fantasiing about perverted things with andy my man.
Posted by: Dave at September 3, 2009 5:41 PM
Sailing the seas depends on the Helmsman
Life and growth depend on the sun
Rain and dew drops nourish the crops
Making revolution depends on Obama thought
Fish can't leave the water
nor melons leave the vine
The revolutionary masses can't do
without the communist party
Obama thought is the sun that forever shines!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oxYtc9wksc
Posted by: chairman soetoro's oprichniki at September 3, 2009 7:08 PM
He was there in Chicago because he cared about these people. They were his family. People in Kenya were his family. Indonesians were his family.
Except the poor cousin who lives in a shack, of course.
One sun-drenched day, as his wife Michelle stood by, Barack smiled on a sea of faces from Wichita to Waikiki.
And someone asked: "Why is only have the country here?"
"Because they're in the mob."
He saw whites and blacks, rich and poor, Christians and Muslims and Jews; he saw the ghosts of his parents, of Gramps and Toot, of Martin Luther King, Jr. and JFK.
And lo, he declared: "Toot, you better not be being typically White person in the next world and all!"
Posted by: Anonymous at September 3, 2009 9:01 PM
Sorry, "Why is only HALF the country here?"
Posted by: Anonymous at September 3, 2009 9:02 PM
Just as bad as the kids book BROTHER EAGLE SISTER SKY A MESSAGE FROM CHEIF SEATTLE the book was clean full of enviromentalists propeganda and lies or THE KIDS ENVIROMENT BOOK and A EARTH BOOK FOR KIDS and 50 SIMPLE THINGS KIDS CAN DO TO SAVE THE EARTH and all this crap in their text books. Time to return to home schooling
Posted by: terrorbird at September 3, 2009 9:12 PM
If only more teachers would get posters from these website:
http://impeachobamaposters.com/impeach_obama_posters.htm
http://art.cafepress.com/item/obamas-death-care-small-poster/400178810
Posted by: Chuckles at September 6, 2009 1:59 PM
