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September 3, 2009
Obamunist Astroturfer Bites Off Patriot's Finger
Moonbat astroturfers are really showing their teeth. At a Chappaquiddicare rally in Thousand Oaks, California, a 65-year-old patriot found himself behind enemy lines, surrounded by moonbats dispatched by the Soros-funded MoveOn.org. He won't make the mistake again; a moonbat bit his finger completely off.
See the local media report for a guffaw-inducing example of liberal bias. The mutilated senior citizen is depicted as the villain, and the only cited eyewitness is a moonbat identified as "Karoli from DrumsnWhistles."

On tips from Cheetah, J, Refuter of Liberal Vermin, and AmericanToTheCore.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 3, 2009 10:08 AM
Comments
He must have been a CHUD. They voted 100% for Obama.
Posted by: Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers for Obama at September 3, 2009 10:12 AM
Ewwwwwww! Did the cannabal swallow the digit?
Posted by: Anonymous at September 3, 2009 10:14 AM
Did the biter at least bring some fava beans and a nice chianti to the rally to round out his human finger meal?
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at September 3, 2009 10:18 AM
Well, after all, Soylent Green IS made out of old people you know. It tastes much better after spices are added and the flesh is processed into a nice cracker form.
Posted by: William R Simon - Soylent Corporation Board of Directors at September 3, 2009 10:20 AM
Helsing, what did you think was going to happen when loudmouth neo-cons scuffle with us? Lol. Further, it was not bit completely off, and reattached and covered under medicare...Oh the irony!
Posted by: Ghost of Wellstone at September 3, 2009 10:24 AM
Sigh, yes, goatse, we do expect uncivilized behavior from your type, but it takes a real lack of any validity to descend to this sort of brutality.
Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at September 3, 2009 10:29 AM
Choice quotes from from TFA: The 65-year-old was apparently aggressive and hit the other man, who then retaliated by biting off his attacker's pinky, according to Karoli from DrumsnWhistles, who attended the rally... Ventura County Sheriff's Capt. Frank O'Hanlon says the man had Medicare.
In other words, not only was the radical, dangerous, right-wing, lunatic protester mean to the kind, peaceful, intellectually superior, generous-to-a-fault hippie Real American who only wants peace on Earth and good will towards his fellow man, thank God he had government-provided health insurance to save his finger! Just when I think I have exhausted my capacity to be amazed, the leftist media goes and does something like this. Is it any wonder the MSM's ratings and/or sales are sinking as fast as Obama's approval ratings?
Posted by: CoderInCrisis at September 3, 2009 10:30 AM
what did you think was going to happen when loudmouth neo-cons scuffle with us?
We expect you to behave like obnoxious, uncivilized barbarians.
And once again, you prove us right.
Posted by: V the K at September 3, 2009 10:31 AM
gotta love the new meme, people who were forced to pay into medicare all their lives should NOT complain about government control of healthcare or opt-out of medicare, lolz, as if they had an option to NOT participate in these programs! too funnies, give them their money back!
Posted by: weewilly at September 3, 2009 10:37 AM
What troll was it ... perhaps, Meh, that was spouting off the other day about people who post here being like Morlocks from the H.G. Wells novel The Time Machine who eat other humans. I think we've identified a Morlock --and they're actually Meh's favorite kind of folk.
The 65 year old patriot should get a rabies shot and HIV test.
Posted by: Clingtomyguns at September 3, 2009 10:41 AM
If leftists insist that people protesting ObamaCare shouldn't access the MediCare program they've paid into because it's socialist, then shouldn't our leftist friends swear off anything provided to them by a capitalist enterprise? Say... computers, the internet ...
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 3, 2009 10:42 AM
The 65-year-old was apparently aggressive and hit the other man, who then retaliated by biting off his attacker's pinky, according to Karoli from DrumsnWhistles, who attended the rally... Ventura County Sheriff's Capt. Frank O'Hanlon says the man had Medicare.
A Marxist template that could be generalized to any situation imaginable. Example:
"The White, Capitalist, Bible-believing state was apparently aggressive and exploited the Brown, Native, Indigenous Peoples, who then defended themselves by crashing two planes into the World Trade Center. The White, Capitalist, Bible-believing state, however, is rich enough to recover from that blow in no time, and shortly forget all about it."
Q.E.D.
Posted by: Conservigilant at September 3, 2009 10:46 AM
Gallstone is at it again. He probably is the one who did the biting.
Posted by: Worst of Gallstone at September 3, 2009 10:48 AM
And what, pray tell, will this Soros-funded MoveOn.org Obamatron want to bite off next??
Posted by: Dave M at September 3, 2009 11:00 AM
Too bad the seasoned citizen wasn't packing some heat. The moonbat could've swallowed some lead right after the finger.
Sure as hell would've if it was me.
Posted by: Son of Taz at September 3, 2009 11:06 AM
I guess that OThugian bit off more than he could chew. Zing-----------------------
Posted by: People taste like Pork at September 3, 2009 11:10 AM
Liberals=flesh eating demons. We already knew that though.
Posted by: LoneWolfArcher at September 3, 2009 11:11 AM
The 65 year old patriot should get a rabies shot and HIV test.
Posted by: Clingtomyguns at September 3, 2009 10:41 AM
GMTA
In a weird way, it's a blessing in disguise. Better the moonbat does the biting than the patriot, since it's uncertain where all the moonbat's own hands have been.
Posted by: Nunya at September 3, 2009 11:14 AM
S0-stoned I notice that you moonbats like to assault the elderly and young, boy I bet you feel like a real man don't you. I will tell you this. If a moonbat gets physical with me he better have his affairs in order and dental records with him because after I get done his mama won't recognize him.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at September 3, 2009 11:18 AM
We ned BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER to drive a stake through his evil heart
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at September 3, 2009 11:26 AM
I hear that an (right wing nutjob terrorist asshole) eye witness searched for the digit and found it about 10 feet from the incident in the street and rushed it to the nearby medical facility that the patriot was taken where staff cooled and disinfected it I presume for re-attachment.
The witness returned to the scene to try and locate the perp awaiting the police to no avail.
A similar instance happened to my 70 y/o mother at a rally in Florida a couple of weeks ago. Makes me wonder if that is the modus operandi of the left these days.
One day one of those crazies is gonna get caught.
If they don't get popped and actually make it in front of a judge...... their defense?
Brain damage.
Posted by: JoeShmoe at September 3, 2009 11:43 AM
Speaking of which, what ever happened to The Fine Young Cannibals? Now I have "She Drives Me Crazy" echoing in my head.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 3, 2009 12:05 PM
He he he - that song was from: The Raw and The Cooked. I guess the old man was raw.
Posted by: People Food at September 3, 2009 12:08 PM
Hey Goatse,
I bet your Communist Idol (who is roasting in Hell right now) died swallowing a finger. And it might have been his own thumb he was sucking when the plane crashed that he swallowed....ROFLMAO!
Posted by: Doug at September 3, 2009 12:08 PM
Mark Steyn (in for Rush) had a caller who was an eye-witness to this sickening attack. The caller actually saved the poor man's finger, took it to the hospital.
Can't wait to see the lib canibal whackjob "basterds" try this at the 9/12 March on Washington DC!
Posted by: pomalom at September 3, 2009 12:22 PM
Biting off a finger reminds me of that scene at the end of DIE HARD 2 where, while fighting on the wing of a plane, Bruce Willis bites off the pinky finger of a terrorist then spit it out.
Posted by: Lady Fingers at September 3, 2009 12:40 PM
Folks, the time is not for humor. Biting someone's finger off. That's not only bloodshed but a barbaric thing to do. What kind of aggression are we waiting for? An O's supporter killing a patriot?
Posted by: Jay B at September 3, 2009 1:17 PM
Sympathetic eyewitness account:
http://www.drumsnwhistles.com/2009/09/03/health-care-vigil-in-thousand-oaks-provocation-to-violent-response/
Posted by: Jeffery Wright at September 3, 2009 1:19 PM
The 65-year-old was apparently aggressive and hit the other man, who then retaliated by biting off his attacker's pinky, according to Karoli from DrumsnWhistles, who attended the rally... Ventura County Sheriff's Capt. Frank O'Hanlon says the man had Medicare.Such a cheap ploy. Make out the old man to be the villain while using it as an endorsement/plug for government run care.
Liberal media defies all ethics.
Posted by: AmericanToTheCore at September 3, 2009 1:24 PM
gotta love the new meme, people who were forced to pay into medicare all their lives should NOT complain about government control of healthcare or opt-out of medicare, lolz, as if they had an option to NOT participate in these programs! too funnies, give them their money back!
Yeah, it's sad how these lefties try to justify their socialized nonsense. Much like they justify Medicaid, Social Security... and soon healthcare.
It shows a total disconnect from reality and further engrains in their minds that they know best because the American people are incapable of caring for themselves.
Posted by: AmericanToTheCore at September 3, 2009 1:27 PM
If leftists insist that people protesting ObamaCare shouldn't access the MediCare program they've paid into because it's socialist, then shouldn't our leftist friends swear off anything provided to them by a capitalist enterprise? Say... computers, the internet ...
Logic. BLASPHEMY. I thought you knew better... liberals don't understand/use facts, logic, rationale, brains, history, reality, consequences, morals, intelligence...
Let's see, what else is capitalist driven... business, car production, internet, tv, convenient stores, grocery stores, ecommerce, gasoline, stock market, OUR ENTIRE ECONOMY.
Suck it liberals.
Posted by: AmericanToTheCore at September 3, 2009 1:37 PM
Farmer Ted; I'll wade into the lib stye with you.
oh what fun we'll have.
Dont step in that.
Posted by: czuch at September 3, 2009 1:47 PM
I'm pro-choice but not for healthcare!
Posted by: Stupid Dem at September 3, 2009 1:50 PM
More from the caller/eyewitness on Rush's show, Mark Steyn sitting-in: looks like the pro-Obamacare bully actually crossed a busy highway to approach the elderly gentleman on the other, anti-Obamacare side, and after yelling while standing right in a well-traveled traffic lane, got right into his face ("manager-to-umpire"-like, to parapharse the caller; and don't we all just love to have Moonbats invade our "personal space"?), started shoving, then punching, at which time the elderly guy defended himself, got his finger too close to the Obamatron's mouth, and lost the digit (which the caller found and quickly took to the nearest hospital, hoping that was where the injured party had been taken, for re-attachment, if the older guy is lucky).
Is this just the beginning of Obama Thug attacks on Tea Party/Town-Hall events? Wonder if the Prez his-sef will take a moment to tell the children on September 8th not to bite other people's fingers off? [Doubt it -- far too important to indoctrinate the little crumb-crunchers into the Obama cult of personality to let such a moral lesson use up his precious speech time].
Posted by: jc14 at September 3, 2009 2:12 PM
The ONLY thing of mine they will get to bite will be the bullet...take that any way you want libtards!
Posted by: TED at September 3, 2009 2:14 PM
Obvious reason to now bring a firearm to the Tea Party protests. If an O Monkey or an Union thug bit my finger, it'd be the very last thing they would taste, before blood in his mouth and a long downward spiral to Hell where each of these monsters have a seat to.
Posted by: Jay B. at September 3, 2009 2:26 PM
My My My lookie here! Stupid liberal moonbats have to resort to violence on the elderly. PUSSIES!!!!
What a bunch of idiots the left is. one day some one is gonna get a clubbin'!
Posted by: Dave at September 3, 2009 3:00 PM
Exactly Dave. It's obvious there are two rulebooks here and we need to stop taking this nonsense and this violence. It's all A-OK as long as it is against honest republicans. Masked thugs and monkeys are sacro saints!
Posted by: Jay B. at September 3, 2009 3:50 PM
I have one rule book and it is to defend. I don't go on the offensive that's how you get your ass kicked or look like a lefty idiot socialist Obomite jackass.
I can promise you this Jay B. if one of those socialist EVER tried to attack me my response would be swift and violent.
BELIEVE THAT!!!!!!!
Posted by: Dave at September 3, 2009 4:15 PM
This is too good to be true. Senior citizens carrying signs with a middle finger salute and a caption: Bite me!
Posted by: Argus at September 3, 2009 4:38 PM
This is churning my stomach. What kind of a man BITES someone's finger anyway? This is another example of the two sets of rulebooks I mentionned. Where the right would have a fight with fists (the article mentionned the gentleman defended himself when shoved and yelled at by punching) the left will do anything. Mud slinging, name calling, reputation attacks, BITING someone's finger and the end of the story is just reeking. The biter just fled away, since taking responsibilities for one's action doesn't exist for liberals. I do not have parents who get to Tea Parties anymore, I went to two so far but look people, if you have siblings, kids or parents going to Tea Parties, come with them, if only to look out for them, your political view doesn't matter, it's the welfare or your family. What will it be next? Hitting Tea Partiers with nightsticks? Tossing rocks from alleys or while wearing masks?
Posted by: Jay B. at September 3, 2009 5:01 PM
That guy is a piker. I actually had my unborn child murdered because I am selfish, inhuman piece of shit.
Top that!
Posted by: Ghost of Wellstone at September 3, 2009 5:12 PM
Posted by: Jay B. at September 3, 2009 5:01 PM
This will boil over soon enough.
The left are causing a divide here.
Like I said, swift and violent.
Posted by: Dave at September 3, 2009 5:12 PM
Animals do what animals must. Can't fault 'em for that, but you sure can punish 'em.
Posted by: Narrator 1 at September 3, 2009 5:24 PM
Looks like Well of Gallstones is parroting the consensus thoughts of his cultist peers:
Lefty spin on finger-biting incident: Hey, at least the guy had Medicare; Update: David Shuster picks up lefty spin
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/09/03/lefty-spin-on-finger-biting-incident-hey-at-least-the-guy-had-medicare/
Posted by: J at September 3, 2009 7:18 PM
Victim of attack at MoveOn vigil speaks: “He ate my finger”
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/09/03/victim-of-attack-speaks-he-ate-my-finger/
Posted by: J at September 3, 2009 7:19 PM
A civilized person might have said something like, "Even though he was provoked, biting off another human's being finger is barbaric. Even though I may agree with his politics, there is no excuse for that level of violence in the context of a political disagreement."
But that would take a level of maturity our lefty trolls are incapable of.
Posted by: V the K at September 3, 2009 7:48 PM
Posted by: TED at September 3, 2009 8:42 PM
Spam Alert! Clean up on Aisle 48!
Posted by: Jimbo at September 3, 2009 8:42 PM
MALLET,WOODEN STAKE,CROSS,GARLIC, and HOLY WATER all you need to dispose of a vampire it worked for VAN HELSING
Posted by: Flu-Bird at September 3, 2009 9:00 PM
Death Threats Against Bush at Protests Ignored for Years
http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=621
Posted by: J at September 3, 2009 9:39 PM
Must be the begining of the progressive "Toother" movement!
Posted by: Morris at September 4, 2009 4:41 AM
Posted by: TED at September 4, 2009 6:17 AM
PIPE DOWN TED OR I,LL BITE OFF YOUR HEAD SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK
Posted by: terrorbird at September 5, 2009 9:14 AM

