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September 10, 2009
Moonbat Tech: Watermelon Juice as Fuel
Since the government severely restricts drilling for and refining oil, we'll need to use alternate fuels to generate our massive energy requirements. Fortunately, we have watermelon juice:
A staple of backyard barbecues and summer time snacks, watermelon is also a promising new source of renewable energy.
According to a new study, leftover watermelons from farms' harvests could be converted into up to 9.4 million liters (2.5 million gallons) of clean, renewable ethanol fuel every year destined for your car, truck, or airplane's gas tank.
The key is to make energy from that which is abundant — and given the epidemic of communists posing as environmentalists, we certainly have no shortage of watermelons.

On a tip from Air2air.
Update:
So as not to be held legally liable if any moonbat trolls work themselves into coronaries, I'll confirm that the picture above is not meant to blaspheme against political correctness by implying that Comrade Obama likes watermelons. It is meant to imply that he is a watermelon — i.e., a communist who uses environmentalism as a Trojan horse to advance his agenda. What other alternative fuel would he use to power Air Farce One?
Posted by Van Helsing at September 10, 2009 8:56 AM
Comments
The US used about 137.8 billion gallons of gasoline in 2008. 2.5 million gallons is not even a drop in the bucket. Not to mention the energy required to turn the juice into go juice. Joy juice would probably be a better idea.
Posted by: Stephana at September 10, 2009 9:09 AM
Airplanes gas tank? Obama should use the stuff to fuel Air Force One. Wouldnt want to be flying on it if he does that, however.
Fried Chicken grease could also be added for that extra boost.
Posted by: Ghost of Colonel Sanders at September 10, 2009 9:11 AM
More derision from the flat-earth society over something "new"... people who 'think' and 'discover new things' are objects of scorn to you.
Which is sad. Oppose education and deride science all you want; it merely reinforces what we already knew: the GOP is a dinosaur, and the asteroid is hitting!
Posted by: Anonymous at September 10, 2009 9:14 AM
Out here in the real world gas stations that have signs 'Real Gas Sold Here' and 'No Ethanol In Our Gas' are the ones getting the business.
Posted by: IOpian at September 10, 2009 9:20 AM
hey! this is what happens whenyou read too much brautigan...
(maybe i get a point for this one?)
In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar. I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant.
Wherever you are, we must do the best we can. It is so far to travel, and we have nothing here to travel, except watermelon sugar. I hope this works out.
I live in a shack near iDEATH. I can see iDEATH out the window. It is beautiful. I can also see it with my eyes closed and touch it. Right now it is cold and turns like something in the hand of a child. I do not know what that thing could be.
There is a delicate balance in iDEATH. It suits us.
The shack is small but pleasing and comfortable as my life and made from pine, watermelon sugar and stones as just about everything here is.
Our lives we have carefully constructed from watermelon sugar and then travelled to the length of our dreams, along roads lined with pines and stones.
I have a bed, a chair, a table and a large chest that I keep my things in. I have a lantern that burns watermelontrout oil at night.
That is something else. I'll tell you about it later. I have a gentle life.
I go to the window and look out again. The sun is shining at the long edge of a cloud. It is Tuesday and the sun is golden.
I can see piney woods and the rivers that flow from those piney woods. The rivers are cold and clear and there are trout in the rivers.
Some of the rivers are only a few inches wide.
I know a river that is half-an-inch wide. I know because I measured it and sat beside it for a whole day. It started raining in the middle of the afternoon. We call everything a river here. We're that kind of people.
I can see fields of watermelons and the rivers that flow through them. There are many bridges in the piney woods and in the fields of watermelons. There is a bridge in front of this shack.
Some of the bridges are made of wood, old and stained silver like rain, and some of the bridges are made of stone gathered from a great distance and built in the order of that distance, and some of the bridges are made of watermelon sugar. I like those bridges best.
We make a great many things out of watermelon sugar here -- I'll tell you about it -- including this book being written near iDEATH.
All this will be gone into, travelled in watermelon sugar.
The entire novel: RichardBrautigan-InWatermelonSugar.txt (120Kb)
www.wickedsunshine.com/GoodVibes/RichardBrautigan-InWatermelonSugar.txt
Posted by: Artfldgr at September 10, 2009 9:20 AM
SO how exactly do we plan on growing billions of watermelons without the use of fossil fuels to power vehicels or generate electricity and don't watermelons need (according to Moonbats) the very, VERY limited and percious resource of water? Because as we (moonbats) all know, we are going to run out of water in a few years.
I know, import millions of Mexicans and Chinese for labor!
Posted by: Doug at September 10, 2009 9:24 AM
Just because something is "science" doesnt mean its economically feasible. 2 1/2 million gallons of fuel? A days worth of US consumption is over 15 million gallons - thats about 4 hours worth. And one must also ignore that per gallon, gasoline provides more energy, so it actually less than 4 hours worth. Making it even less feasible.
Posted by: Science Czar of Elbonia at September 10, 2009 9:31 AM
When going to college I was the head lab tech in the computer center. I was always amazed at the waste of paper from those old dot matrix printers. But that was just the way it was. One day some 'greenies' who 'thought' they had a 'new' idea came in and asked me if they could have my paper waste. I gladly told them to go for it. They came in every night for a week or two then suddenly started showing up only once or twice a week. Then they didn't show up anymore. I ran across one of them on campus and asked what happened? It was costing them too much money in gas to collect the paper and deliver it to the recycling center. Their 'thinking' for their 'new' idea didn't not take into consideration the cost of collecting and delivering their wonderful idea to the masses. In the real world we say: it wasn't cost effective or they were confronted by diminishing returns.
So how much would the cost be to cultivate watermelons, collect them, transport them, process them, refine them, and deliver the end product.
So in the real world where people 'think' they would do a cost/benefit analysis and most likely come to the conclusion that this is a stupid idea.
Posted by: IOpian at September 10, 2009 9:35 AM
So in the real world where people 'think' they would do a cost/benefit analysis and most likely come to the conclusion that this is a stupid idea.
Posted by: IOpian at September 10, 2009 9:35 AM
to the liberal mind there are no "bad ideas", they just need to be subsidized(more) by the government.
Posted by: weewilly at September 10, 2009 9:41 AM
And the flat-earth society misses the point.
Shocking.
The point, for those capable of understanding such a thing, is that it is increasingly obvious that there are literally limitless sources of energy. Watermelons? Sure. Whatever. The important part is that these people are looking into novel ways to create energy.
There is a time in the evolution of EVERY THING when it does not yet work. Does that mean we stop trying and/or shamelessly mock those who try? (Only if you are a 'conservative', I suppose)
If people like you were the only people on earth, we would all still be sitting around in caves, laughing at that other guy and his 'fire' (what a waste! who needs THAT?) and trying to decide whether or not rocks are edible.
Deride innovation all you like, just be aware that it marks you as a brainless Luddite.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 10, 2009 10:06 AM
So does voting Republican...
Posted by: Meh at September 10, 2009 10:07 AM
I read the article. No mention of Obama.
The Bush admin and conservative groups have also endorsed bio-fuels, this is nothing new.
But I get it. You get to make a racially charged photoshop of Obama, than recoil in horror at the suggestion that it's a not-so-coded racist wink-wink to other nutcase extremist. I get that. Why don't you quit being pussies and say what you mean?
Ya know why people call you guys racists? Becasue you are.
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 10:19 AM
Ya think that photoshop would have gotten made if the fuel was spinach or beets? Maybe collard greens...
Ya know you guys get off the internets and use the N-word like it's going out of style. Just own it - stop hiding like little pansies.
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 10:22 AM
Here IRL some of us can see right off it won't work. Turning corn into ethanol is the same idea, and that won't pay until gas gets a LOT more expensive, which it won't for a long time except for the moonbats refusing to allow us to drill for ours.
Innovate, sure, but don't expect us to waste our enthusiasm on every flash in the pan. So, I could plant up my whole yard (which is pretty big, at that) with watermelons, and MAYBE distill enough ethanol out to fill my tank a couple of times, and I'd better be using a solar still for energy input. (I've designed one of those, I'll have you know.) At least I won't be driving around much, taking care of all those watermelons. Oh, but then I get on the wrong side of the ATF for proof-gallon taxes. Damn revenooers!
I bet I know what it is... our gulags will be watermelon-growing gulags! We'll all be priveleged to put in 12 hour days planting and cultivating watermelons! All hail maximum leader zero!
Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at September 10, 2009 10:28 AM
Racist? Ooh I get it, a black guy with a watermelon, har har. Jeez and look how long it took to be mentioned, and by whom. Projection? Own it.
Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at September 10, 2009 10:32 AM
But I get it. You get to make a racially charged photoshop of Obama, than recoil in horror at the suggestion that it's a not-so-coded racist wink-wink to other nutcase extremist.
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 10:19 AM
so brs is suggesting that "watermelons" are for blacks-only? how very jim crowish of him.
Posted by: weewilly at September 10, 2009 10:34 AM
Right - no one's heard that racial slur. You even lie like you never heard it. Why do you have to lie dude? Can't you stand up for what you believe?
Evilwrench = racist. Stop being a pussy becasue you're online.
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 10:36 AM
Weewilly lting that he's never heard that either, becasue he TOO is too mush of a pussy to speak his mind.
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 10:37 AM
I like watermelon. And fried chicken. And collards. What else is racist? I want to be sure my tastes in food line up with liberal ideals.
Posted by: cowlove at September 10, 2009 10:39 AM
should be weewilly LYING.
A liar and a pussy. Sorry, but someone needs to be crass enough to say it.
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 10:39 AM
So the lying pussies list keeps growing:
cowlove
Weewilly
Evilwrench
van helsing
Did you guys get your asses kicked a lot in high school or somehting? Don't be afraid. You're anonymous (sort of) here. Speak your mind - stop living in fear of your own POV
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 10:45 AM
But back to the point of the article: ethanol fuel.
Sure, relatively new idea. But instead of accusing anyone who's skeptical of being a flat-earth Luddite, you could, you know, read something, maybe educate yourself.
When producing an alternative fuel results in a net loss of energy, it takes a certain kind of stupid to see that as "good."
Posted by: cowlove at September 10, 2009 10:46 AM
Speak your mind - stop living in fear of your own POV.
What point of view are you ascribing to me?
Posted by: cowlove at September 10, 2009 10:48 AM
i suggest everyone back away from brs until the fever passes.
Posted by: weewilly at September 10, 2009 10:48 AM
And the other links, don't know why they didn't show up.
Posted by: cowlove at September 10, 2009 10:55 AM
Laugh at watermelon power and you are a Luddite. Freak out about nuclear power and you are a "progressive." (Sigh)
Posted by: Judith M. at September 10, 2009 10:57 AM
You have no idea what I think of alternative fuels.
I happen to agree with you. My point is that it's not a unique idea to Obama - it was just an excuse to make that pic for you and your racist friends.
I think it's outrageous to make this sort of picture and pretend it's not racist. Instead of hiding behind what you claim is ambiguity, you should be honest.
When you're in the garage with your buddies calling Obama the N-word, you should at least have to acknowledge to yourself that you DO think that, but you're too afraid to write it on a blog where you
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 10:59 AM
But I don't have a garage...
Oddly enough, it's only your own prejudice you're demonstrating here, brs. Had you taken a breath and read the link above the caption, you would have learned why Obama and his Climate Czar are watermelons.
But no, you see the picture and think, "omgoose! Black man! Watermelon! RAAAACCCCCIIISSST!"
And you probably don't see the irony. Even still, it doesn't matter. Your race card is maxed out and no longer being accepted. :(
Posted by: cowlove at September 10, 2009 11:05 AM
I actually think biofuels is a sham, and bedrock-buried nuc reactors are the answer.
But that's besides the point, you lying, pussy racists.
Just admit that you call Obmama the N-word.
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 11:05 AM
Just admit that you call Obmama the N-word.
But if I did that, I would actually be lying. And I would be a pussy for caving to your irrational, keyboard commando demands.
What a predicament.
Posted by: cowlove at September 10, 2009 11:08 AM
bras maybe you haven't noticed but it's the blacks calling each other niggers. But of course in your libturd mind that's okay because when a black person says nigger it's not the same as a white person. 30 plus years ago in parts of the south the term "nigger" meant a lowlife no matter what the skin color. Knowledge is your friend bras try to use it wisely.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at September 10, 2009 11:10 AM
At least ONE is an easy guess...
Posted by: TED at September 10, 2009 11:10 AM
I don't think there has been a more stupid attempt to NOT portray a picture of Obama carrying a watermelon, as blatently racist. A picture is worth a thousand words, and you all think you're so clever disguising it as something else. AND to the retard talking about fried chicken, collards, etc., You are a racist plain and simple. I hope you have shared those views with your kids and family and told them why it's ok to hate someone because they are black. You guys lost the election, and true dissent and/or patriotism is not making fun of a black guy. Plus, he's half white! Making you look even more stupid.
Posted by: paget at September 10, 2009 11:10 AM
As Cowlove alluded, we don't call Obama the "N" word, we call him the "M" word (as in Marxist).
Posted by: Judith M. at September 10, 2009 11:11 AM
I have no opinion that I can't tell you directly. I don't need innuendo.
I don't think our differences stop there, but that's an important one.
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 11:11 AM
When you're in the garage with your buddies calling Obama the N-word, you should at least have to acknowledge to yourself that you DO think that, but you're too afraid to write it on a blog where you
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 10:59 AM
project much?
Posted by: weewilly at September 10, 2009 11:12 AM
Posted by: TED at September 10, 2009 11:13 AM
faget the above poster was naming foods he likes to eat. Perhaps you are the racist for ASSuming he was being racist and you only see black people liking said foods. Racist!!
Posted by: Farmer Ted at September 10, 2009 11:14 AM
I hope you have shared those views with your kids and family and told them why it's ok to hate someone because they are black.
Posted by: paget at September 10, 2009 11:10 AM
projection must be some kind of instinctual thing to these libtards, signs of developmental problems?
Posted by: weewilly at September 10, 2009 11:15 AM
Green on the outside, red on the inside--catch a clue, Paget!
I do love how the lefy mind always turns toward stereotypes, though--it's positively Pavlovian!
Posted by: Judith M. at September 10, 2009 11:16 AM
People dont seem to know that the Watermelon is symbol of a Marxist - Green on the outside, Red on the inside.
Immediately they play the race card. Its pretty much all that worshipper of the Messiah have left.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 10, 2009 11:16 AM
Project my ass. Keep your psychobabble BS to yourself. Maybe that's what your "therapist" tells you.
You're racists. Not becasue you oppose Obama, but because you endorse this racist photoshop.
And you know every word I'm saying is true.
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 11:16 AM
Yeah, I hate that I'm a racist for liking foods that liberals think only black people like and then think I think are racist foods because of the race of the people they think only really like those foods.
But then again, I never did attribute common sense or lucidity to the liberal mindset.
Posted by: cowlove at September 10, 2009 11:18 AM
Project my ass. Keep your psychobabble BS to yourself. Maybe that's what your "therapist" tells you.
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 11:16 AM
never been to a "therapist", must be more "projection".
Posted by: weewilly at September 10, 2009 11:21 AM
I see the left is here perpetuating the LIE. I hope you all have cleared what you are saying with the Grand Wizard Byrd !?
Posted by: TED at September 10, 2009 11:23 AM
from wiki(favorite libtard source):
Psychological projection (or projection bias) is the unconscious act of denial of a person's own attributes, thoughts, and/or emotions, which are ascribed to the outside world, like the weather, the government, a tool or another person or people. Projection is the most profound and subtle of our psychological processes, and extremely difficult to work with, because by its nature, it is hidden. It is the fundamental mechanism by which we keep our selves uninformed about ourselves.
Paleo-anthropologically speaking, this faculty probably had survival value as a self defense mechanism when homo sapiens' intellectual capacity to detect deception in others improved to the point that the only sure hope to deceive was for deceivers to be self-deceived and therefore behave as if they were being truthful.
(A modern view of projections is that they are prerequisites for normal social functioning. A person incapable of ascribing their own feelings to other people has great difficulties in understanding them.) Unfortunately we human beings have done great harm laboring under the delusions of projection. This is especially true when we get together in group societies and project onto other groups. (Apartheid and Nazism would be two examples.)
In classical psychology projection is always seen as a defense mechanism that occurs when a person's own unacceptable or threatening feelings are repressed and then attributed to someone else.
sorry for the spam v, but perhaps brs just doesn't know what "projection" is, now he can seek out help, just doing my public "service".
Posted by: weewilly at September 10, 2009 11:24 AM
Folks it's obvious that bras and faget are all bunged up because obooboo,their messiah, is being scoffed at. Now now boys put on some clean underroos and go back to the kos where the real racists reside.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at September 10, 2009 11:25 AM
Deride innovation all you like, just be aware that it marks you as a brainless Luddite.
The important part is that these people are looking into novel ways to create energy.
ha ha, ho, ho...
this is way way way way way too funny...
we are brainless ludittes and you cant tell that your violating one of the major major major key laws of physics. CONSERVATION OF ENERGY...
yeah... we are dumb cause we dont live in the land of harry potter. we dont live in movie land eitehr were no on farts or goes to the bathroom unless its relevant to the story.
and here is the joke in the short form...
we are luddittes cause we understand einsteins theory of relativity, and your a genius cause you dont...
The law of conservation of energy states that the total amount of energy in a closed system remains constant. A consequence of this law is that energy cannot be created nor destroyed. The only thing that can happen with energy in a closed system is that it can change form, for instance kinetic energy can become thermal energy.
Albert Einstein's theory of relativity shows that energy can be converted to mass (rest mass) and mass converted to energy. Therefore, neither mass nor pure energy are conserved separately, as it was understood in pre-relativistic physics.
Today, conservation of “energy” refers to the conservation of the total mass-energy, which includes energy of the rest mass. Therefore, in an isolated system, mass and "pure energy" can be converted to one another, but the total amount of energy (which includes the energy of the mass of the system) remains constant.
so antiluddite... i mean moron anonymous in dreamy land,
why dont we convert a bit of matter, say U238, maybe some plutonium, into PURE energy... its YEILD is incredible... and with certain ways, its pollution is actually EASILY mitigable...(that is can be kept more local than spittnig it into the environment for all you geniuses out there).
by the way... this currently is the most efficient way to pull energy out of reality!!!
an area less than the size of 1 sq mile could supply NY, a city of 8 billion with all its energy needs for the next 1000 years and ahve lots left over...
oh... and we would only have to build 150 to scale back oil, and coal to minimum levels...
but we are poor luddites, we need anonymous to show us the way to prosperity the way lenin and stalin, hitler and mao, pol pot and kim jong, all led their people to utopia..
they did!!! each one that died goes to a utopia rather than living in the hell that people with anonymouses kind of genius create.
Posted by: Artfldgr at September 10, 2009 11:34 AM
Look at me - I'm quoting psychobabble from Wikipedia, and it says I'm not a racist! My therapist says I need to get in touch with my inner child...
See, I said you were a pussy before you even started to divulge your psychotherapeutic hobbies. I'm like friggin' Kreskin over here.
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 11:35 AM
What if isn't a photoshop? Wouldn't that be a hoot?
Posted by: Judith M. at September 10, 2009 11:36 AM
I called them bras and faget? I'm so witty!
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 11:39 AM
You even lie like you never heard it. Why do you have to lie dude? Can't you stand up for what you believe?
funny....
why dont you look up the 200 republican blacks hunted down in landry parish by democrats during the tilden hayes elections?
15 parishes they murdered republicans...
it was the southern democrats and them that created those watermellon ideas and slurs!!!!
go ahead... go read how they tried to turn the murder and mutilation of a black family into a nothing...
while at the same time claiming in papers taht the radical republicans were shipping blacks to the south funded by carpetbaggers.
go ahead... look up the dixiecrats, look up the current democrat that was kkk, look up the dixie crats, bull dozing, and more.
your so funny...
you dont even know that your supportin gthe same side as hitler, stalin, kkk, margeret sanger, and most of the big time racists of last century!!!
good going brs...
Posted by: Artfldgr at September 10, 2009 11:40 AM
Look at me - I'm quoting psychobabble from Wikipedia, and it says I'm not a racist! My therapist says I need to get in touch with my inner child...
See, I said you were a pussy before you even started to divulge your psychotherapeutic hobbies. I'm like friggin' Kreskin over here.
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 11:35 AM
this passes for "thought" in some circles. ad hominem + ad hominem = liberal argument. i don't presume to diagnose your "problems" that is for a professional, but i'd say (putting my hobby-hat on) that "projection" is a minor symptom of a greater overall disorder.
Posted by: weewilly at September 10, 2009 11:45 AM
hey BRS...
all those watermelon jokes your referring to as racist, they came from the democrats, not the radical republicans (like lincoln)!!!
you only have to go back to the history...
highlander school... closed for communist subversion... the leaders ended up blowing up black families they moved into homes pretending them to be white.
you see... communists make history, not react to it...
dont believe me? look up Rosenwald, he funded the tuskeegee syphilis experiment and funded highlander. it was all out of the julius rosenwald fund... the US government and its people never funded that, since at that time, the state had no right to do that, but was done by cahrities.
The Highlander Folk School, located in Monteagle, TN, was founded by Don West, District Director of the Communist Party in North Carolina, and Miles Norton Horton, Director of the Commonwealth College. Based upon testimony by members of the school, the school was cited for conducting subversive activities by the state of Tennessee, and closed by court order in 1960.
if you dig a bit deeper you will find that the guys runing the school, bought homes posing as white families. whern moving day came, they moved in a black family. when the people in the south didnt care, they planted bombs and murdered the blacks.
rosa parks, and martin luthor king went there, also pete seeger.
thats democratic behavior since before reconstruction and even before marxism!!!!
so your on the side of those who will do anything to get power.
King was listed on the schools' letterhead as a "sponsor." The Highlander school was financed by the Julius Rosenwald Fund. At one time Rosenwald headed Sears Roebuck Co. He spent $22 million financing civil rights groups. His daughter Edith Stern continued to give money to the SCEF and Highlander Folk School after her father's death. Her husband, Alfred stern of New Orleans, fled to Russia just before he was to be arrested on spy charges.
by the way... people related to this planted bombs in ny to get the blacks to hate jews and visa versa... it was in brooklyn and the JDL was to get the blame.
so still feel good brs?
Posted by: Artfldgr at September 10, 2009 11:50 AM
Art is going back to 1870 to make his point about the parties. Even though those Dems were the Dixiecrats, who would leave the Dem party (guess where they went?) in about another 70 or 80 years.
Not that I think it's an indictment on Republicans either, because digging up what the parties meant 140 years ago to impugn the modern parties is such a stunningly historically ignorant thing to do that there are no words for it. Like the actual words themselves carry meaning.
What's in a name indeed.
Points for trying to use this to defend portraying Obama carrying a watermelon though. You've merged the stupid and ignorant with the cowardice and lying in a most entertaining way.
good day, sir!
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 11:52 AM
water mellons and eco-wackos have a lot in coomon GREEN ON THE OUTSIDE RED TO THE CORE
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at September 10, 2009 11:55 AM
I wasn't an argument, weewilly. Just simple ridicule. Take it easy.
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 11:56 AM
hey!
brs, your digging up marxist race and class struggles which the dialectic started BEFORE 1870..
or does he forget his precious liberte fraternite stuff?
Posted by: Artfldgr at September 10, 2009 11:56 AM
"water mellons and eco-wackos have a lot in coomon GREEN ON THE OUTSIDE RED TO THE CORE"
OHHHH! I hear that as Dice Clay would say it, and it's actually funny.
YOu're still a racist ass hole, though.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 10, 2009 11:58 AM
Artfldgr -
You missed the point, yet again. (And not to poke too many holes in your rather adorable attempt at physics, but the most robust nuclear reaction we can sustain yields 3% of the mass as energy. 3%. And of course you and your pet chimps here have decided that we can just stop there and say "ok, that'll do it forever. No reason to ever try anything else...)
One final time: research into anything that might provide useful fuel IN THE FUTURE (you know, that magic place where inbred illiterate whites are not the majority in America?) should not be derided. It should be held accountable for its positive and negative aspects. Like anything else.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 10, 2009 11:58 AM
HYUK,HYUK,HYUK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK WATERMELLON TASTES GREAT WITH BBQd MOONBAT SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK HYUK,HYUK,HYUK.
Posted by: Flu-Bird at September 10, 2009 11:58 AM
Case and point, you're braindead. Because apparently only black people can like KFC...
Liberalism, mental disorder, check.
Liberals, project hate, check.
Liberals, racial divisions, check.
Posted by: AmericanToTheCore at September 10, 2009 11:58 AM
Last anon was me
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 11:58 AM
"brs, your digging up marxist race and class struggles which the dialectic started BEFORE 1870.."
YOu're confused. I didn't photoshop the pic. I just pointed out that it's for racist assholes like you.
Your conflation of racism and capitalism confuses me. I'm a proud capitalist. I'm just not a racist.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 10, 2009 12:00 PM
again, last anon was me.
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 12:00 PM
it was the left that tried to use racism... when that didnt work they pretended to switch sides.
communists most of them today... but bras probably hasnt lived under such... given that i am latvian and slovak. i know hitler and stalin well... and given that my wife is indonesian (of han chinese relations), and my cousin is african, while two others are spanish.
and i am a racist... ha!!!
ya want to talk about it... go ahead bras.
i can give you dates and times of such things.
and by the way... i can give you LATER TIMES.
highlander and their games with bombs was still democratic territory and was 1960..
1960, was 8 years before the summer of love!
oh... and you want to read about how the left created the DDT myth, causing the exterminatino of millions of blacks.
want to hear how we are exporting abortion to countries of color? sanger would be proud.
sanger is a democratic liberal hero...
"The most successful educational approach to the Negro is through a religious appeal. We do not want word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population, and the minister is the man who can straighten out that idea if it ever occurs to any of their more rebellious members." -- Margaret Sanger, letter to Clarence Gamble, Dec. 10,1939. - Sanger manuscripts, Sophia Smith Collection, Smith College. (Dec. 10 is the correct date of the letter. There is a different date circulated, e.g. Oct. 19, 1939; but Dec. 10 is the correct date of Ms Sanger's letter to Mr. Gamble.)
shall i quote the letters between hitlers peopple and her people at the eugenics organization she started?
c'mon BRA's you can do better than that.
Posted by: Artfldgr at September 10, 2009 12:03 PM
I wasn't an argument, weewilly. Just simple ridicule.
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 11:56 AM
we know it wasn't an argument, as if you've ever made one.
Posted by: weewilly at September 10, 2009 12:05 PM
Anyway, I gotta go (though sticking around for Art's "historical intepretations", complete w/ 5th grade grammar, is tempting), so just remember:
When you're with the boys this weekend, and you're calling Obama the N-word and telling them about this hillarious photo: you're not fooling anyone. You're not as clever as you think you are.
As an olive branch, here's a place where you can buy some appropriate clothing at low, low prices:
http://www.redbubble.com/search/kkk/clothing
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 12:08 PM
It figures brs would know where to buy KKK attire...
Posted by: Judith M. at September 10, 2009 12:11 PM
oh.. anonymous the luddite genous comes in.
And not to poke too many holes in your rather adorable attempt at physics, but the most robust nuclear reaction we can sustain yields 3% of the mass as energy.
oh what a genius he is... care to show us the math on how many joules that is?
hold on to your two braincells... your coming to a howitzer fight with a toothpick...
If we choose mass in kilograms and the speed of light in meters per second, then the answer will be in Joules.
applying e=mc**2
m = 3 kilograms
c = 299,792,458
c** = 89,875,517,800,000,000 mtr²/sec²
which is 9 x 1016 mtr²/sec²
i will just put up the answer.. since your such a genius..
2.7 x 10**17 joules of energy
this is 2 billion times the energy from one gallon of gasoline..
so given that you said three percent...thats more than how many MILLION times than a gallon of gas per kilogram?
c'mon... your a genius!!! you can do it!!!
by the way... i went to bronx science highschool... so at 13 i knew more about this than you do now.
oh... anyone want to finish it and relate it to the amount of energy we generate today?
yes... 150-200 large nuclear reactors could power all of the US...
i can do that math... but you...
you cant... so all you got is a pocket full of parrot facts you dont understand.
ha ha ho ho... funny.
next! im tru with yooouse... :)
Posted by: Artfldgr at September 10, 2009 12:12 PM
When you're with the boys this weekend, and you're calling Obama the N-word and telling them about this hillarious photo: you're not fooling anyone. You're not as clever as you think you are.
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 12:08 PM
will the projection never cease?
Posted by: weewilly at September 10, 2009 12:12 PM
HA!
and like a true professor who doesnt know his subject... he says.. he has an appointment and then makes like a tree in fall...
ho..
Posted by: Artfldgr at September 10, 2009 12:13 PM
bras you're so busy calling everyone a pussy why can't you even type the word nigger? It's just a word unless of course you immediately think of black people then YOU'RE the racist. Bye the bye you have to write something intelligent before anyone cares whether you post as anon or bras.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at September 10, 2009 12:16 PM
oh... and i gues BRS didntr get far enough to know my wife is indonesian (chinese), my cousin is black, and i work in a jewish facility...
and i am the racist...
yeah... right...
Posted by: Artfldgr at September 10, 2009 12:16 PM
Posted by: brs at September 10, 2009 12:08 PM
brs thinks we sit around calling Obama the N-word and thinks we would appreciate KKK clothing? This is how he imagines the Right? The Right are a bunch of racists? brs is a complete bigot. His conception of the Right is the conception formed by a complete bigot.
Posted by: Kevin R. at September 10, 2009 12:22 PM
On Aug. 13, ExxonMobil pleaded guilty in federal court to killing 85 birds The birds were protected by the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, which dates back to 1918. The company agreed to pay $600,000 in fines and fees.
A July 2008 study of the wind farm at Altamont Pass, Calif., estimated that its turbines kill an average of 80 golden eagles per year.
they dont get fined...
so hows that BRAs? lets try something different...
ok... now we are killing golden eagles wholesale...
and i notived that you also commented on the thread about animals and pain...
let me know if its more humane to collapse the lungs of bats in flight by causing so much of a vacuume that they slam shut and suffocate suddenly.
how humane..
Altamont's turbines, located about 30 miles east of Oakland, Calif., kill more than 100 times as many birds as Exxon's tanks, and they do so every year
oh... and linking food to feul... your responsible and all your greenies for the famine that will happen next year in ethiopia and other areas. those farmers thought they could grow corn to sell, but we didnt buy it. so now, they are all set for a giant famine.
oh... and i was in indonesia this past year. tons of corn... but indonesians dont really eat corn that much. it was all being grown to make fuel.
since my wife is native, we went to the areas where you tourist knowit alls dont go... i went trucking about 4 kilometers into the jungles.
and all the hills were being denuded to plant corn...
rain forests now have an even better crop than normal staples... corn.. and so they are cutting down rain forests even faster now.
i know.. i saw myself in indonesia...
By 2030, environmental and lobby groups are pushing for the U.S. to be producing 20% of its electricity from wind. Meeting that goal, according to the Department of Energy, will require the U.S. to have about 300,000 megawatts of wind capacity, a 12-fold increase over 2008 levels. If that target is achieved, we can expect some 300,000 birds, at the least, to be killed by wind turbines each year.
these are not solutions... no matter how much you want them to be to make your great populous communist leader happy.
i have seen your type before...
you cant even notice that obama a man claiming such rich african roots has an islamic name, was raised in an islamic country. his daughter caries a male russian name of puskin, and his other daughter caries the name of pushkins biographer.
of course his parents met in a russian language class.
your such a waste..
Posted by: Artfldgr at September 10, 2009 12:54 PM
Get with the program mouth breathers. This just in from the USAF Website:
Biofuel research could result in alternative energy source
by Molly Lachance
Air Force Office of Scientific Research Public Affairs
3/11/2008 - ARLINGTON, Va. -- Air Force-funded biofuel researchers are investigating ways to produce large quantities of hydrogen gas using photosynthetic microbes, commonly known as algae and cyanobacteria. In large quantities, the hydrogen gas could function as a renewable, cheap and clean energy source for future military systems.
Posted by: JohnTX at September 10, 2009 12:57 PM
I have no opinion that I can't tell you directly. I don't need innuendo.
Innuendo? Isn't that the Italian word for enema?
Posted by: V the K at September 10, 2009 1:02 PM
And this from Navy Times. When the military is promoting and using this technology, do you still think it's for left-wing "moonbats"? The writing is on the wall you morons:
Some Navy jets to be biofuel-powered by 2010
The Associated Press
Posted : Wednesday Sep 9, 2009 8:43:19 EDT
BILLINGS, Mont. — The Navy plans to fly fighter jets within the next year powered by “biofuels” made from algae and oilseeds, part of a fledgling effort to reduce the military’s dependence on imported fossil fuels.
Posted by: JohnTX at September 10, 2009 1:03 PM
ah... that usaf thing has no bearing on this conversation... two different things.
sigh...
its like they keep holding stuff up, and in real ife there is no teacher or authority to tell them that its right or wrong... and when waht they hold up is not cheered, but jeered, they get all huffy and try to hold other things up.
i wish they would read richard feynmans lecture on cargo cult science. care for a link?
[by the way brs, i am a physicist who earns their living in applied sciences at a research hospital]
john... its good news... but it doesnt make us mouth breathers because your point doesnt prove or relate to the watermelon point.
also read that post again
Air Force-funded biofuel researchers are investigating ways to produce large quantities of hydrogen gas using photosynthetic microbes, commonly known as algae and cyanobacteria. In large quantities, the hydrogen gas could function as a renewable, cheap and clean energy source for future military systems.
investigating ways and putting money into it does not mean they will pull a rabbit out of their asses.
working with a genomics man, i will tell ya that this wont come out so easy.. there will be a lot of work,AND they will have to genetically modify the bugs to work.
and would the greenies alow genetically modified cells to do this? nope..
so the real mouth breathers are the greenies..
heck.. bet you 10 that if you go to the green libertarian sociailst party website you will get a shock...
they are all variante of the the old nazis... some more forward than others. so you have the libertarian national socailist green party... with green swastikas... dond dont forget i nthe USA we have the democratica liberatian green party...
not any differnce other than accepted symbolism..
in science everyone writes released as if they are going to work, or the theory behind the release is sound when its a guess. to the layman, it seems to mean something. to the researchers its just a play for later grant money.
the air force and state funded experiments in mental telepathy and mind murder from remote distance by psychics...
doesnt mean that they discovered it worked.
Posted by: Artfldgr at September 10, 2009 1:11 PM
PENTAGON IS SAID TO FOCUS ON ESP FOR WARTIME USE
http://www.nytimes.com/1984/01/10/science/pentagon-is-said-to-focus-on-esp-for-wartime-use.html?&pagewanted=2
so now we dont need fuel...we can get the yoga liberals to sit in a room fire up their chackras and fix the world remotely.
research and results are not the same thing.
that is if your in the empirical world
if your name is lysenko, or your in a soviet style society, then force of mind does work.
Posted by: Artfldgr at September 10, 2009 1:15 PM
I think you've stumbled upon why brs is so testy, V the K. He's not a total douche, he's just "blocked".
Posted by: Judith M. at September 10, 2009 1:28 PM
Damn, that was a truckload of fun. Yanno, I'm not going to deny there are racists among the R's, that would be foolish. But they don't represent us. However, racism is most definitely ideological with the lefties.
Affirmative Action is based on the presumption that these people are UNABLE to aspire to the positions for which they're considered. Welfare etc. presume that these people are UNABLE to support themselves, supports and cultivates their dependency, just to buy votes. Just some examples.
There's a lot of truth out there for you to see, if you don't blind yourself to it.
Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at September 10, 2009 1:39 PM
judith... use the right term
Verstopfung
and so brs doesnt confuse polyglots as racists
sembelit
:)
Posted by: Artfldgr at September 10, 2009 2:50 PM
Its too bad we can't power our infrastructure using the unwarranted self-righteousness and general stupidity of the Liberal Marxist Bong Water Brigade.
Including those breathing human sores from the LMBWB - Keyboard Commando Division - that come here to caterwaul their DailyKos, DU and HuffPo talking points
Our energy needs would be met well into the next millennium.
Posted by: SK at September 10, 2009 5:02 PM
Verstopfung sounds painful, Art. No wonder brs is so crabby.
Posted by: Judith M. at September 10, 2009 5:39 PM
Posted by: Boston Red at September 10, 2009 12:08 PM- "When you're with the boys this weekend..."
Oh dear. What a giveaway. How are all your "friends"? You know, the "gay" ones, that you definitely, absolutely, have no intimate fisting relations with? You cheeky, cheeky boy, you.
Posted by: chairman soetoro's oprichniki at September 10, 2009 7:26 PM
Eat the old time seeded waternellons swallow the seeds they grow out your ears
Posted by: Winged Avenger at September 10, 2009 9:27 PM
Troll: "...if people like you were the only people on earth, we would all still be sitting around in caves, laughing at that other guy and his 'fire' (what a waste! who needs THAT?) and trying to decide whether or not rocks are edible..."
The trolls are out of ammo. They're recycling insults now.
Posted by: Murff at September 11, 2009 5:38 AM
Artfldgr I've often enjoyed reading your comments. This time was no exception.
Posted by: cowlove at September 11, 2009 5:51 AM
If any moonbats believe I'm gonna put water mellon juice in my airplanes fuel tanks, he better figure out if it is a suitable substitute for Jet-A first.
I don't think it is!
Posted by: Bruce A. Pilot at September 11, 2009 7:02 AM


