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There was a version that was also a microwave, but a tester suffered a terrible injury that can't be described here.

I'm starting to wonder about all these people inventing ways to combine toilets with other household objects. What's next, a combination urinal/bed? Or toilet bowl/fishtank/pet feeder/iPhone?

Needless to say, with the total quantity of water on Earth remaining constant for the last few billion years, there is something a tad dark about all these people panicking to combine their feces with appliances in order to preserve it.

If these eco-idiots want to "wash" themselves in their own (or someone else's) piss please, have at it. Me? Nope...

Fuzzle that is a excellent idea. Let's say you hadn't quite washed your hands enough. The urinals could be cross-connected to provide fresh urine to the other guys, even saving more water.

As mega said; The earth's water (70% of the earth's surface) is a finite amount, AND GETS RECIRCULATED over and over again. This has gone on for billions of years, and will continue till the4 sun becomes a red giant and fries us. "Conserving water" is busywork.

This was obviously thunk up by the Yellow Czar.

BTW, the Green Czar was recently seen under the bus.

I pee in the woods behind my house. You can't get any greener than that. But these are obviously made for public use (since houses don't typically have urinals). I can think of nothing less unsavory than washing my hands in the same "unit" where some freakazoid sprayed and spit just before me.

Course; fudgepackers could care less.

I note they don't combine a way to dry one's hands with this contraption. I can think of a few ways, but they could be considered lewd.

http://www.softsailor.com/news/7019-women-wanna-piss-like-men-go-girl-helps-them-do-it.html

Doubles as a beer bong

This company had some other terrible missteps with the first prototypes:

1. The wind-powered version mounted at the base of a large windmill required the user to step back each time a blade passed by. This caused constant interruptions and in some cases emergency organ reattachment was required.

2. The solar-powered version was prone to focusing problems with the attached parabolic mirror. Frequent, noxious steam clouds overwhelmed users. The urinal cake was prone to catch fire during use but it was quickly doused with the equipment in hand.

3. The hybrid version was plagued by polarity and insulation issues. High-voltage shocks caused burns to any object that came close, especially if grounded by a stream of liquid.

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Yeah link spamming is probably the only thing that Van should delete.

And you think the gays and H1N1 was bad, YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN YET! Wait until we do the typical liberal thing like peeing on each other.

Leave it to moonbats to urinate in the same place that they bathe. They really are going to bring back the Black Death.

I think it was all Goatse's idea. A lightbulb went off in his head during a Gloryhole session with andy42302.

Let's add a water fountain to this unit and REALLY go to town...drink/pee/wash...drink/pee/wash...

I just hope nobody gets confused. LOL!

Enviromentalists are full of crap

Liberals actually wash their hands?

Liberals actually wash their hands?

Yes, with their own urine.

My inlaws are Demotard Obama supporters.....I pee in their sink and rinse their toothbrushes every time I'm over there. Going to drop an "upper decker" next visit.

When onservatives think of the future, they think of something like Star Trek. When moonbats think of the future, thiey think of Terry Gilliam's Brazilhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088846/

They may be dreaming of Brazil, but their policies point to Soylent Green.

How long until a liberal lawyer sues because this urinal discriminates against women?

Don't eat the mints!!!!

Next up on the Moonbat drawing board--a Foley catheter/canteen.

I just love the last few words of the pitch. Saves water. It doesn't save a damn thing. It may reduce your water bill however. But that would mean killing jobs from lack of revenue. That is, unless you leave the water running for the calming waterfall feature.
The next model will come compelete with its own mini water treatment plant. It'll only use a gallon of clean water a year to compensate for, now don't faint, evaporation!
I wonder how much that'll cost!
Dopey moonbats never think 'cause and effect'.

Only moonbats would find the need to conserve a natural resource that literally falls from the sky.

Wait til Moonies find out Ghandi used to drink piss!

Way to go Mahatma, tell me again how you want to be my new Obama HealthCare doctor?

Once again, moonbats find the solution for a problem that NO ONE was aware of!

HA!!!!!!

A new target to pee on!

Don't put these in public.

Actually these leftard "inventions" are testament to just how LAAAAAAAAAAZY these fat asses are. Can't walk a couple of steps to wash those "hand out clamps".

What a bunch of idiots.