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A sex aid for the Third World?

OMG, these twits are so pampered and sheltered. Don't they know the Third World is either Muslim, seriously Catholic or under the thumb of the population controlling ChiComs?

"Hopefully the Earth Angel comes with a warning label so that Janeane Garofalo doesn't chip her teeth."

Now that line was DAMN GOOD (and extremely accurate, IMHO)!

One of the blades on that fan in front of Begley is missing.

Is it stuck up his ass?

Every time I see this goof it reminds me of that guest spot he did on Star Trek Voyager where he played a greedy industrialist who steals a time ship to try and steel inventions from the future and end up getting a photon torpedo up the bung hole.

So according to liberals, if you live in a country where batteries are a luxury, and electricity capacity non-existent you can just forget about how bad it all is by cranking your bits? I can't wait for their next environmentally friendly product for third-world problems - like the lavender scented pillow stuffed with soybeans so your neck has support while you're being gang-raped, coupled with the 100% recycled cork stick to bite down on.

What was that about stimulus in the cap and trade bill?

As I am one of the Directors of the company who have designed and developed this vibrator, I just felt that I had to comment on this article.
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To Anonymous who posted first comment on this article.....
I wonder do you realise that Ireland is also devoutly Catholic?
Even Catholics use sextoys!!!....believe me....LOL

Janice, are you on the field testing department/R&D/product development team? If so, I'd like to watch or be your personal placebo!

LOL...

Also Janice honey, be safe with those alkaline acid batteries and leaving them "in too long". They did some damage corroding Hillary's snatch.

I love it.

The stereotype that all far-right fools are afraid of sex turns out to be SOOO true (as is usually the case when discussing the stereotypes of the guns-and-bibles subset).

If the muslims could whack it they would be far, far less angry all the damn time. Same with the Catholics and the rest of the 'i-believe-in-magic-more-than-reality' teams.

Try getting laid (if your ascerbic personalities and rigorous blogging schedules havent rendered you sterile already, of course) and you will know why the people who are not under the strange Victorian yoke of the flat-earth society enjoy sex. A lot. And applaud such inventions.

If you are making an O face, you sure as shit arent blowing yourself up...

Do you ever get tired of proving just how strangely archaic and cloistered you really are?

Wait wait wait... you're telling us to "get laid" (which takes two to tango) and then profess how we should applaud this solo device?

Don't those two stances contradict one another? Survey says, DING.

IT SLICES IT DICES IT JARS A MOONBATS PEA SIZED BRAINS LOOSE AND ITS ONLY 250:000 PASAQUAS I would still rather have a VEGEMATIC

Nope. Practice makes perfect. I believe you have just proven just how inadequate your personal experiance is.

Come on guys... sex=good. And an O face precludes simultaneous violence. And afterwards, life seems better. All about perspective. (Oh, that would explain why you don't get it... never been much on perspective around here...)

Meh, I-like-to-hypernate-things-excessively-too! (all the while using parentheses poorly) along with wrongly placed periods. Tend to also drop words at the beginning of sentences. You too can watch me attempt some pseudo intellectual twaddle framed with the grammar skills of a forth grader.

The eco-sex toy - dubbed the "Earth Angel" - uses a small wind-up handle

Wind-up handle? Only a person with 4 hands will be able to use one.

EPIC FAIL for teasing the horny.

Yes sex is great but with the tremendous amount of STD's flying around from people just "hooking up" you must be careful. Of course for anon and meh there's always the doctor or the abortion clinic if they fuck up. Us adults would rather pleasure our spouse ourselves without the aid of windup sex toys. Of course there are those (anon and meh) that probably need all the help they can get turning a woman on.

Meh, not everyone wants to have to take the AIDS drug cocktail like you.

Is this the new definition of Green Jobs?

So meh and the libtards equate mocking eco friendly masturbatory aids to someone being afraid of sex and a bible thumper? Meh, i'm agnostic and can't stand org. religion in any way shape or form, and that includes worshipping the false diety known as global warming. I love sex more than anything in the world, and can't stand liberalism in it's current form. Being "conservative" has almost nothing to do with bible scriptures, and everything to do with being a decent modest person who understands that sex is a private issue that need not be discussed with strangers, unless the strangers agree to it.

I gotta say it - even at the risk of being lambasted by my fellow anti-moonbat bloggers; Ed Begley is one of 0.001% of the greenies who actually makes a decent attempt to practice what he preaches. Hell, he may have a negative carbon footprint...

Leave it to eco-wackos to come up with such rediclous ideas,and i understand theres a documentry called GIZMO it takes alook at some of the funny inventions ever patented