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September 29, 2009
Hollywood Charm
Tinseltown skank Megan Fox's problems go beyond having mutant thumbs — and even beyond a case of moonbattery so advanced that she would wish death on "all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America." Via MovieFill:

If she doesn't want to flush, maybe she should just go in the woods like Drew Barrymore.
On a tip from avalon.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 29, 2009 12:07 PM
Comments
Gee, who'd have thought a hillbilly from Tennessee would be white trash?
Posted by: single stack at September 29, 2009 12:17 PM
This is so disgusting. Liberals are defending this piece of trash?
Posted by: Jay B at September 29, 2009 12:24 PM
Pretty people sometimes think rules don't belong to them. In this case, she thinks rules of basic hygience don't apply to her. And she thinks we're the problem?
Posted by: Itsabigcountry at September 29, 2009 12:28 PM
Pretty people sometimes think rules don't belong to them. In this case, she thinks rules of basic hygiene don't apply to her. And she thinks we're the problem?
Posted by: Itsabigcountry at September 29, 2009 12:28 PM
"I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet."
She sounds like she could be my soulmate.
Posted by: GeronimoRumplestiltskin at September 29, 2009 12:37 PM
I dunno man...I think this skank isn't even worthy of this BLOG....
Posted by: Jake at September 29, 2009 12:43 PM
LOL GR. And ew.
Whoever this Megan is (srsly, who IS this chick), in her favor (because I TRY to see the good in everyone) is that she used the phrase "pinched a loaf."
Posted by: Nunya at September 29, 2009 12:46 PM
Let's see, gag the bitch, tie her up and maybe I'd think about doing her.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 29, 2009 1:10 PM
Posted by: Anonymous at September 29, 2009 1:10 PM
Ah, spoken like a true pig fan of Roman Polanski.
Posted by: Seamus at September 29, 2009 1:29 PM
Megan Fox's next movie: a remake of "Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm." My, oh my, doesn't she exude the purity, charm and sweetness of Mary Pickford or Shirley Temple?
Posted by: Graycat at September 29, 2009 2:11 PM
Megan who?
Posted by: TonyD95B at September 29, 2009 2:57 PM
God i love here! i will be good if i can have here for onr hour never will say nothing bad and will be good until i go to hell.
Posted by: Fred Dawes at September 29, 2009 3:30 PM
Conservatives need to band together to do something about the Hollywood elite that actually works.
For decades, we have been complaining about their extreme agendas and cultural pollution, but we have done nothing to effectuate real change. In fact, we are some of their biggest enablers.
Our complaints about their politics and our either praise or derision of the product they produce, as judged on its entertainment value, only serves to make them more noteworthy in the public sphere. Bad publicity in Hollywood-speak is an oxymoron.
America has become infested with a celebrity culture that promotes obsession over the lives of others, meaningless following of inconsequential details of people wholly irrelevant to the follower, and a belief held by our children that winning a life of glamor on American Idol is both likely and desired. Our children desire to be celebrities, of which the vast majority will fail to become, instead of more socially useful and practical jobs, which they could achieve given dedication and hard work. Hollywood does not operate on dedication and hard work; it operates on luck. To win in Hollywood you must be in the right place at the right time. Some talent is required, but there is a gross oversupply of talent compared to positions available.
Conservatives need to fight back against Big Hollywood by denying them the support that so many of us are so used to giving them.
We can do this in three simple steps:
1. Stop giving them recognition. Stop caring about the lives of people that do not affect you in any way. To disconnect from the celebrity culture, simply block out these people as irrelevant to what matters to you. It is very simple, and will free your mind from being bound to caring about who and what the entertainment industry tells you to care about.
2. Stop buying their product. When you buy their product, you are funneling money to extremists who are actively working against America as we know it or would like it to be. Every time you pay your cable bill, watch a program with advertisements, visit a theater, or buy a DVD/CD, you are contributing to the problem. If you cannot live without their mass produced entertainment, you can still borrow it from your local library, or from a friend. When you borrow media, you are creating no new sales, and contributing no further revenue to the Hollywood problem.
3. Find other things to do. Hollywood has a stranglehold over so many people because the cheap and easy satisfaction of being a media consumer has left Americans lacking the understanding that there are so many other things they can do for pleasure that are rewarding, self-improving, lesser in cost, and not contributory to extreme leftism and moral/cultural bankruptcy.
Every hour you spend idly watching entertainment is an hour of your life you will never get back. You will have nothing to show for that hour. Find something else to do: read, learn, spend time with your family, help in your community, become active in political change, improve your home through work, improve your health through exercise - the possibilities are endless.
Please feel free to distribute this message wherever you please - to friends and family, or on websites of your own. I, Anonymous Countermoonbat, hereby place the content of this message in the public domain and reserve no rights whatsoever over its content.
Posted by: Anonymous Countermoonbat at September 29, 2009 4:03 PM
What's that tattoo say on her left side...
"If you can read this, it's a reverse cowgirl" ?
Posted by: Dixie Normous at September 29, 2009 5:50 PM
What's that tattoo say on her left side...
More than likely instructions on how to reinflate them Boobs should they start to get saggy.
Posted by: Bill at September 29, 2009 6:58 PM
Hell, wimmin like at is why dey made duktape - to go over de flappin' mouth an ugly thumbs.
Posted by: HillBilly at September 29, 2009 7:40 PM
Ugh, I just ate before reading that.
Posted by: Subvet at September 29, 2009 8:30 PM
Hot chick thinks her shit don't stink. That's why she leaves it in other people's commodes. She figures they'll go gaga over it. After all, she only shits pink marshmallows -- just ask her!
Posted by: Essaicheyetee-Bird at September 29, 2009 8:59 PM
Tattoo on her side:
The Health WARNING, like on the side of cigarettes.
That, or expiration date and recycle instructions
Posted by: drillanwr at September 29, 2009 9:03 PM
Sneering about "white trash hillbillies", then coming off with this idiotic speil about what a sow she is personally (as if we couldn't already percieve that by her other vulgar rants). Doesn't get much stupider than that...
Posted by: Toa at September 29, 2009 10:21 PM
A good looking liberal female. Hmmm, kinda' make you think she might just be playing to the crowd or something? Not that I think she's a conservative, as she's clearly a brainless twit. Rather I think she's at least aware of the leftwing nature of the business she's in, and is willing to go all out in that direction. She's probably doing nothing more than the verbal equivalent of what most of these useless tramps do on their back.
Posted by: Right0fReagan at September 29, 2009 10:28 PM
And trust me, she does plenty of work on her back as well.
Posted by: Right0fReagan at September 29, 2009 10:30 PM
Yup, I'd still hit that like the fist of an angry god. It's a good thing that I have perfected the male trait of "Selective Listening".
Posted by: funkendunkel at September 30, 2009 5:54 AM
And trust me, she does plenty of work on her back as well.
That's how you get to the top in Hollyweird - by starting out on the bottom, looking at the ceiling!
Great role models for morality.
Posted by: Duke at September 30, 2009 5:57 AM
She is very disgusting. Please post more pictures of her to remind us of how gross she is.
Posted by: Professor Hale at September 30, 2009 6:03 AM
Please don't tell me she picks her nose. That would be the last straw.
Posted by: oldguy at September 30, 2009 6:15 AM
She doesn't pick her nose but she does pick her butt after leaving a Tijuana Brown Trout.
Posted by: funkendunkel at September 30, 2009 6:40 AM
Go here to get the details of all NINE of her tats.
www.tattoo-stars.com/female-stars-tattoos/megan-fox-tattoos/
Posted by: JoeShmoe at September 30, 2009 8:54 AM
Pussy life support system.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 30, 2009 7:55 PM


