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September 2, 2009

Floundering Olbermann Claims to Have Highest Ratings in Cable News

Shrill ultra-left propagandist Keith Olbermann has now declared that his pathetic Countdown program is the highest rated cable news show on TV. The facts tell a very different story, so Oderman gives them a violent twist:

I hate to intrude with the facts but ours is the highest rated cable news program viewers 35 and younger and the highest rated cable news program for all viewers not on Fixed News. And since Fixed News has since now migrated completely over to serving propaganda to tin foil hatters, conspiracy theorists, paranoids and racists it is not a news organization making this show the highest rated cable news program, period.

In short, news programs that don't advance his psychotic worldview don't count; therefore he has the highest ratings in the world — that is, in his world.

Meanwhile, back in everyone else's world, Uberdouche is getting trounced by Glenn Beck, Shep Smith, Brett Baier, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Greta Van Susteren even in the 35 and younger bracket — and for good reason. Who would trust a guy so obviously delusional to tell them what's going on in the world?

Olbermann, O'Reilly is just better than you. Learn to live with it.

On tips from Kyle and Chad.

Posted by Van Helsing at September 2, 2009 7:40 AM

Comments

I find it utterly amazing (and rather amusing!) that NBC and/or GE STILL have not pulled the plug on this hate-filled, maggot-infested rat turd...

Posted by: Fuzzlenutter at September 2, 2009 7:53 AM

If he's that great, shouldn't NBC promote that dickhead to the national anchor's slot?

Posted by: tfhr at September 2, 2009 7:58 AM

Are you kidding, tfhr? NBC is an unapologetic Obama propaganda outlet. Chris Matthews, on election night, vowed that it was his journalistic duty to help Obama succeed.

Also, NBC is owned by General Electric, whose Chairman, Jeff Immelt, is an Obama advisor and rumored to be up for a position on the Federal Reserve.

Quid Pro Quo.

Posted by: V the K at September 2, 2009 8:07 AM

This is kinda funny, while at the same time revealing that Olbermann is a) sensitive about his lousy ratings, and b) nuts.

The good news is that by Olbermann's reasoning, the Padres are leading the NL West. All you've got to do is not count other NL West teams that aren't in San Diego.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 2, 2009 8:19 AM

Fortunately, when this is all over and patriots retake control of our country, "News" outlet such as NBC will be gone. Having their leading anchor ADMIT he'll work as a propaganda machine for Obama is illegal, simply. Heck, the NEA's propaganda is now funded by our tax dollar, another illegal motion. All we need now is a few republicans with balls and the administration will be peeled off like a dirty chewing gum from the concrete. It's sticky but it can be done.

Posted by: Jay B at September 2, 2009 8:20 AM

Fuzzlenutter, they haven't dropped Notre Shame yet either, even though their only meaningful "win" recently was actually a loss to USC in 2005.

Posted by: I'm A Lasagna Hog at September 2, 2009 8:30 AM

Last night, Keith Olberdouche interviewed a gay sex columnist who claims Glenn Beck and Michelle Bachmann want to kill the president.

MSDNC has less subtlety than a Tex Avery cartoon.

Posted by: V the K at September 2, 2009 8:32 AM

I just read the Newsbusters piece, and they used exactly the same example, except with Toronto instead of San Diego!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 2, 2009 8:52 AM

A likely story there, Jay.

Posted by: cowlove at September 2, 2009 9:05 AM

Olberman is just another leftist with a delusional world view. They're a dime a dozen.

Posted by: J at September 2, 2009 9:12 AM

This is the same accuracy and dependable adherence to truth and reality that permeates everything else on that channel. Even their lies are inconsistent. Otherwise, one could just listen and know the truth is the exact opposite. But they have a logic and a view point of the world that leaves tracks like a drunken rabbit on a pogo stick--in other words, a completely cartoon-like denial of the laws of physics and economics, of history, and of known facts. And they do this with no skill and no entertainment value. Watching them is a complete waste of time.

Posted by: SnowSnake at September 2, 2009 10:11 AM

I was telling the truth, cowlove. I'm not a leftist! /g

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 2, 2009 10:20 AM

Reality and hard left emotional basketcases just don't mix. It's sad to see a grown man embarass himself like this, even if it is Keith Olbermann.

Posted by: Vox Ver at September 2, 2009 11:23 AM

Darn miserble NBC peacocks lying again WRING ITS ROTTEN NECK SQUAWK SQUAWK IM ONE MAD SHOREBIRD SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at September 2, 2009 11:44 AM

"Who would trust a guy so obviously delusional to tell them what's going on in the world?"

Everyone who voted for Uhbama. Duh!

Posted by: chuck in st paul at September 2, 2009 12:41 PM

Mad as a hatter. He has'definitions' delusion.

The german army beat the allies' army in WW2
Huh?
It all comes down to how do you define an army. Let me explain.......

As I was sitting in my chair
I knew the bottom wasn’t there
Nor legs nor back, but I just sat
Ignoring little things like that.

Posted by: Jim at September 2, 2009 2:37 PM

I understand Olbermann is a favorite to play the role of Norma Desmond in the remake of Sunset Boulevard.

Posted by: Judith M. at September 2, 2009 5:02 PM

Jay,

We can also say (According to Odormann's "logic"), that the Detroit Lions were the best team in Football last year. We only need to totally ignore the 31 other NFL teams with better Win/Loss records. See how easy it is? Let's try another: If we ignore the other candidates who got more votes (And the fact that Obambi was sworn into office in January of this year), we can conclude Ron Paul is currently President of the United States. Here's another: If we totally ignore the fact that they surrendered, we can conclude Germany and Japan were victorious in WWII. Lastly, if we completely ignore the BILLIONS of people with higher IQ's than Keith Odormann, we can conclude he is the smartest person on Earth.

Posted by: Refuter of Liberal Vermin at September 3, 2009 7:44 AM

Gee Keith, it sounds plausible, but let's look at the numbers. You know, ratings? Those things that advertisers care about?

Cable News Ratings for Tuesday, September 1, 2009

7PM – P2+ (25-54) (35-64)


The Fox Report w/ Shep –2,069,000 viewers (447,000) (894,000)


Lou Dobbs Tonight—420,000 viewers (81,000) (134,000)


Hardball w/ C. Matthews—616,000 viewers (144,000) (313,000)


Kudlow Report —186,000 viewers (63,000) (70,000)
Issues– 470,000 viewers (195,000) (274,000)

8PM – P2+ (25-54) (35-64)


The O’Reilly Factor – 3,439,000 viewers (901,000) (1,595,000)


Campbell Brown – 838,000 viewers (151,000) (250,000)


Countdown w/ K. Olbermann – 1,271,000 viewers (351,000) (666,000)


CNBC Reports– 126,000 viewers (a scratch w/ 42,000) (54,000)


Nancy Grace – 957,000 viewers (435,000) (583,000)

9 PM – P2+ (25-54) (35-64)
Hannity –2,632,000 viewers (695,000) (1,244,000)


Larry King Live —1,113,000 viewers (300,000) (479,000)


Rachel Maddow Show —968,000 viewers (257,000) (490,000)


House of Cards – 145,000 viewers (62,000) (104,000)


Issues- 531,000 viewers (197,000) (249,000)

Posted by: Rich at September 3, 2009 10:07 AM

On radio, anyway: Love you, Rush . . . Like you, Sean . . .

If you want the real thing, though, tune in to Mark Levin. Nobody better. Period.

Posted by: jc14 at September 3, 2009 2:29 PM

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