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September 1, 2009
Ecofascists Attack the Wrong Building
There isn't much moonbats don't get wrong. Undercover reporters from The Daily Mail describe an attempted environazi attack on Barclay's bank:
The first rule of direct action, we were told, was to locate your 'target'.
As our target was the headquarters of Barclays, a shimmering 32-floor skyscraper visible for miles and topped with the bank's name and logo in blue neon, our mission couldn't have been more simple. Or so we thought.
Led by a skittish woman in her 30s with a shock of peroxide hair, we, a 100-strong motley bunch from the Climate Camp, were going on our first sortie — to teach Barclays a lesson.
The bank needed to be punished for investing in coal, which is evil because it provides people with the electricity we require for modern life.
The mood was buoyant. This was the big one. … Blonde Leader moved purposefully to the target. Entering the skyscraper's marbled first-floor reception, she beseeched her charges to 'make as much noise as you like as it is very echoey in here'.
What began as yelling and shrieking soon turned to nervous whispering as one thought struck everyone in unison. Everyone, that is, except Blonde Leader.
By now whipped up into near-hysteria, she mounted a lone charge on the security barrier, only to be held back by the guards.
Suddenly, her resistance faded and her face began to flush. We were in the wrong skyscraper. Barclays HQ was two minutes down the road.
If only someone had thought to put a sign reading "This Way to Barclays HQ" at the end of a pier.

On a tip from BURNING HOT. Hat tip: Jawa Report.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 1, 2009 9:54 AM
Comments
From the artical:
>"As we marched though the gates of the camp on Blackheath Common, fortified by an eco-warrior’s lunch of cous cous and chickpeas, renowned activist Marina Pepper gave us all a kindly good luck kiss and hug – like a proud mum dispatching her little darlings to Girl Guide camp.
>For some reason left unexplained she wasn’t coming with us.>
She ddn't come with you because true COMMIES encourage others die for the revolution!
Posted by: KHarn at September 1, 2009 10:18 AM
This is completely pathetic. Just a bunch of bored people who need an actual job. Because your company might be in somme bunny's territory can warrant you thousands of damage from liberal freaks? The only thing they need is an arrest to get a permanent rap sheet. Try getting a real job afterwards, dorks.
Posted by: Jay B at September 1, 2009 10:23 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
"She didn't come with you because true COMMIES encourage others die for the revolution!"
True dat.
Posted by: Jenn at September 1, 2009 10:53 AM
Thuch thavages they are.
Posted by: IOpian at September 1, 2009 10:56 AM
"She didn't come with you because true COMMIES encourage others die for the revolution!"
And the exact same thing can be said about islam...
Posted by: Fuzzlenutter at September 1, 2009 11:02 AM
Only a silly moonbat ding dong would run around in the public looking that rediculous
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at September 1, 2009 11:37 AM
Those are the ones they have been waiting for?
Posted by: Henry at September 1, 2009 12:14 PM
It's just so-o-o-o hard to concentrate after passing the bong a couple of rounds. Oh my.
HEY! Why are we here....? and where the heck is 'here' anyway...? Wow! Look at that cool light over there.... [wanders away]
Mom always said those drugs would damage your brain - QED.
Posted by: chuck in st paul at September 1, 2009 12:44 PM
Perhaps the peroxide soaked in a bit deeper than the roots of her hair? Twit...
Posted by: Viking04 at September 1, 2009 12:46 PM
I just love it when these idiots make asses of themselves. They are so out of touch.
Posted by: Dave at September 1, 2009 1:37 PM
>For some reason left unexplained she wasn’t coming with us.>
'I'd love to come with you all, but i've...um...got this 'thing' later.....you know...'
Posted by: Anonymous at September 1, 2009 2:02 PM
She's S M O K I N G ???????
Posted by: Doug at September 1, 2009 2:05 PM
In the words of Bugs Bunny:
What a maroon
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Posted by: theblackcommenter at September 1, 2009 2:31 PM
Anon....I was thinking the same thing. Whoever that is is smoking. A bit hypocritical I would think. That is the deal with alot of the liberal moonbats. They are only against everyone else enjoying life. I can hear it now, my little cigarette is nothing compared to the fascist military industrial complex! My BO doesn't hurt anything either! Those Chinese and Indian manufacturing plants spewing toxic cocktails into the air and water are our fault too! Just don't give them my 52in plasma TV.....when will they run on batteries by the way?
Posted by: TW at September 1, 2009 2:31 PM
Doug:
It's a clove cig, or a left-handed cig. Both of which are signs of sophistication. Dressing up like a sunflower just reinforces the sophistry.
Posted by: Viking04 at September 1, 2009 2:33 PM
The bank needed to be punished for investing in coal, which is evil because it provides people with the electricity we require for modern life.
I am certain that ALL moonbats do not drive cars, have indoor plumbing or electricity, correct? Because for them to have all that and bite the hands that feed them would be stupid. And hypocritical. Ho hum, hypocritical Leftists; old news.
Posted by: Nunya at September 1, 2009 3:52 PM
Note to Moonbats:
The way to attack a building is to go after the switch-gear. It's usually located in the basement behind a sign that says "Warning! High Voltage." I would recommend a fireman's hose if you have access, but ten to twelve friends armed with water-based fire extinguishers should accomplish your mission. And mine :)
Posted by: Argus at September 1, 2009 4:07 PM
Heh. What do you suppose they'll do for their encore? Whatever it is, it won't be half as funny as the main act.
Posted by: MoogieP at September 1, 2009 4:35 PM
Just goes to prove that most eco-freaks, or lefties, the terms are interchangeable, can't find their asses, or a 32 story skyscraper, with both hands and a flashlight.
Posted by: UpNorth at September 1, 2009 4:35 PM
I wonder what goes through these dipshits head when they turn on the heat or turn on a light. I say they should be interned and made to live in tents with no electricity or running water. Maybe they would change their view.
These idiots sound like vegans shouting MEAT IS MURDER while walking around in their LEATHER sandals.
Posted by: Dave at September 1, 2009 4:43 PM
Momma says stupid is as stupid does.
Posted by: C-Gump at September 1, 2009 5:08 PM
Some heroes enter burning buildings, demonstrating their courage, so that others may live.
Some zeroes enter banking buildings, demonstrating they're crazy, so that others may pay.
How brave.
Posted by: RICH at September 1, 2009 6:58 PM
this one is for the cause
basically what happens when moonbats of the enviro kind meet moon bats of the anti terror kind...
Frenchman scares American Airlines with pocket gadget
timescorrespondents.typepad.com/charles_bremner/2009/08/frenchman-scares-american-airlines-with-pocket-gadget-.html
Posted by: Artfldgr at September 1, 2009 7:09 PM
Her heart was in the right place but her head was so far up her ass that she knew what I had for breakfast. Typical liberal.
Posted by: funkendunkel at September 2, 2009 2:32 AM
HYUK,HYUK,HYUK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK LOOK ITS A FLOWER CHILD SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK HYUK,HYUK,HYUK,
Posted by: Flu-Bird at September 2, 2009 8:16 AM
"As we marched though the gates of the camp on Blackheath Common, fortified by an eco-warrior’s lunch of cous cous and chickpeas..."
That's their idea of a "Warrior"'s lunch?
Yeah, and I'm sure Genghis Khan had his band of warriors feasting on tofu and cous cous to strengthen them for the battles ahead.
They constantly go out of their way to reveal what a bunch of haughty, pretentious wimps they are.
It always gives me joy to see stupid, pretentious eco- freak terrorist wannabes get so thoroughly pwned by their own stupidity. Sadly, the majority of them were probably much too baked at the time to fully realize just how idiotic of a move they had made.
Posted by: Adam at September 2, 2009 1:18 PM
Wow, their leader sent a bunch of stoner to do the dirty work after eating couscous and chickpeas? Not only are they complete retards but their leaders are cowards too? Right, lead us to save the planet freaks.
Posted by: Jay B at September 3, 2009 5:29 AM

