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September 19, 2009

Bride of Obama Returns From Shopping Spectacle

Compliments of Sal, Moonbattery has obtained an exclusive photo of the First Klingon returning from her big trip to the market:

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Posted by Van Helsing at September 19, 2009 8:54 AM

Comments

Forget tingle up my leg. I am quite simply dizzy with lust.

Posted by: The MaryHunter at September 19, 2009 8:57 AM

Really MaryHunter? My lunch wants to come up...

Posted by: Fuzzlenutter at September 19, 2009 9:31 AM

Reminds me somewhat of the former Nigerian dictator Sani Abacha using the Presidential Learjets to bring in hookers from India.

Posted by: Arch Conservative at September 19, 2009 9:37 AM

They just got back from a patient dumping field trip.

Posted by: obamasux at September 19, 2009 9:48 AM

So THAT'S what arugula looks like! Oh wait, that is a collard green.

Posted by: Eric at September 19, 2009 9:50 AM

Amazon

Posted by: Essaicheyetee-Bird at September 19, 2009 9:51 AM

Stop insulting Klingons! Klingons are proud and skilled warriors. Borg Queen Obama is nothing of the sort. The Borg have honor. And Klingons would have loaded up on meat - no veggies, along with barrels of blood wine and plenty of gak (those serpent wormy things).

Posted by: Kahless at September 19, 2009 9:57 AM

Looks like Chewbacca did have a love Wookiee.

Posted by: Lord Crimson at September 19, 2009 10:06 AM

Kehless, what about Lursa and B'Ator?

Posted by: V the K at September 19, 2009 10:16 AM

I'm sure she took Marine 1 with 12 Apache's circling about and 100 sharpshooters on the roof tops. A secret service person with a knife at the vendors throat accusing the vendor of being a racist because she sold watermelons also. Has anyone seen or heard from the vendor since. I'm sure languishing in a detention camp somewhere by now.
I'm sure she payed for her arugula with one of these" http://www.obamabucks.net/

Posted by: funkendunkel at September 19, 2009 11:27 AM

THIS LITTLE MOONBAT WENT TO THE MARKET,THIS LITTLE MOONBAT STAYED HOME,THIS LITTLE MOONBAT HAD ROAST BEAST,THIS LITTLE MOONBAT HAD NONE,AND THIS LITTLE MOONBAT CRIED ITS ALL FOR ME ME ME ALL THE WAY HOME

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at September 19, 2009 11:29 AM

Why does my wife always dress like trailer trash?

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 19, 2009 11:53 AM

Does Air Force 1 make my butt look big?

Posted by: Michele at September 19, 2009 12:41 PM

How to lower the class of the best air transport on earth with an honor guard, by Michele "Can't groom my kid's hair" Obama

Posted by: Jay B. at September 19, 2009 12:48 PM

You gotta wonder what those Air Force Sergeants are thinking as that thing walks by.....

Posted by: Jake at September 19, 2009 1:24 PM

They're thinking "...three years and... four months..."

Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at September 19, 2009 2:06 PM

This little piggie went to market....

Posted by: ToddonCapeCod at September 19, 2009 2:08 PM

Seriously, they're dressed like trailer trash at the grocery store. No class whatsoever. I have to keep reminding myself I respect the office of the presidency if not the occupant. And I hope the Poles and Czechs can forgive us once we've retired this freakshow.

Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at September 19, 2009 2:10 PM

MAINNNNNN SHE THICK.............

Memfrican for; My My she is full figured.

Posted by: Dave at September 19, 2009 2:47 PM

"Does Air Force 1 make my butt look big?
"Posted by: Michele at September 19, 2009 12:41 PM"

It's not the PLANE, honey.

Posted by: KHarn at September 19, 2009 2:51 PM

Can't take the ghetto out of the ___.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 19, 2009 4:43 PM

For a second there, I thought that was a photo of a couple of inner-city teenage girls walking to school; only thing missing is cigarettes.

The President needs to be supportive of his wife...next time he comes before the microphones, he should have baggy shorts and a ball cap turned sideways.

Posted by: Toa at September 19, 2009 6:21 PM

Leave Michelle alone!

She's only doing what the entitled, affirmative action, nonproducer class inevitably does when the only restraint is humility.

Its really our own fault: Michelle doesn't know any better bc we never taught her.

Posted by: Fiberal at September 19, 2009 6:22 PM

Leave Michelle alone!
Posted by: Fiberal at September 19, 2009 6:22 PM

Yeah! Leave her alone! After all - according to the liberal media she is one of THE MOST beautiful (liberal) women in America!

Damn I'm glad to be a conservative. Of the most beautiful women I've ever known... Sorry MissHell - you aren't even on the throw-away list of drunk fantasies. He-he-he especially not that list! He-he-he.

Posted by: Jimbo at September 19, 2009 8:29 PM

P'tagh!

Posted by: Cylar at September 19, 2009 9:52 PM

And what a fresh of breath air it is to know that our First Lady is not responsible for the death of another person! (see: Michael Dutton Douglas). Gosh, I love Michelle.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 19, 2009 11:49 PM

So you love Michelle Obama because she hasnt gotten into a fatal car accident? You must love Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin and Mao as well.

Posted by: Freedom Now at September 20, 2009 6:06 AM

Compaired to the rest of liberal women...


She's still FUGLY!


"The One" dresses to match...

Posted by: TED at September 20, 2009 7:32 AM

"Yeah! Leave her alone! After all - according to the liberal media she is one of THE MOST beautiful (liberal) women in America!"

Posted by: Jimbo at September 19, 2009 8:29 PM

Jimbo, the reason the Media say that is not because they truly believe it (after seeing the famous pic of her Pennywise outfit, who would??), but because they are scared stiff to NOT say it...after all, if they don't shower her with adoration, somebody might think they are...(shudder..choke)...RACISTS...(sob)..just the mention of the word...can't type any more...

Posted by: Toa at September 20, 2009 8:43 AM

Posted by: TED at September 20, 2009 7:32 AM

ROFL

Posted by: Toa at September 20, 2009 8:45 AM

But excuse me, does this 747 make my ass look fat?

Posted by: Oiao at September 20, 2009 2:07 PM

OK - just scrolled up and saw that Michelle already asked that question......

I'm late to the party as usual................ oh well.

Posted by: Oiao at September 20, 2009 2:10 PM

No Class..........

Posted by: Dave at September 20, 2009 3:17 PM

Name calling is a proven sign of inferiority. Grow up and face your failure, Losers! When you live in the White House and become the most powerful person in the world, (and get a modicum of culture and refinement) you won't appear so pathetic.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 20, 2009 5:24 PM

Name calling is a proven sign of inferiority. Grow up and face your failure, Losers! When you live in the White House and become the most powerful person in the world, (and get a modicum of culture and refinement) you won't appear so pathetic.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 20, 2009 5:25 PM

Name calling is a proven sign of inferiority. Grow up and face your failure, Losers! When you live in the White House and become the most powerful person in the world, (and get a modicum of culture and refinement) you won't appear so pathetic.

Since I've never previousl submitted a comment, I'm aware its the meswsage that you don't want to
read.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 20, 2009 5:34 PM

Name calling is a proven sign of inferiority. Grow up and face your failure, Losers! When you live in the White House and become the most powerful person in the world, (and get a modicum of culture and refinement) you won't appear so pathetic.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 20, 2009 5:45 PM

Name calling is a proven sign of inferiority. Grow up and face your failure, Losers! When you live in the White House and become the most powerful person in the world, (and get a modicum of culture and refinement) you won't appear so pathetic.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 20, 2009 5:48 PM

Maybe Michelle Obama should be kept in a cage in the White House. She has no right to go out to buy vegetables. If demented Americans didn't threaten our President and his wife, they wouldn't need the great protections and their costs. I'm so happy that they are being protected.

Thank you for their protection!

Posted by: Anonymous at September 20, 2009 5:53 PM

Posted by: Anonypussy that is an Obama fluffer at September 20, 2009 5:53 PM.

"Name calling is a proven sign of inferiority. Grow up and face your failure, Losers!"

Talk about inferiority....

You are a stupid hypocrite.

Fucking college boy/girl.

Posted by: Dave at September 20, 2009 6:11 PM

I noticed the anonEmouse idiot seems to think that if he repeats himself he will have made his point stronger. As he is a typical leftard he left his real name off so he can sink back into the slime from which he came.

Posted by: John Knoefler at September 20, 2009 7:25 PM

Now that I have delt with the AnonEmouse I will render my personal opinion of Mrs. Obama and the dreadlocks girl to her right. You would think that with the money at thier disposal they could find better clothes. What's up with the getto clothes? Most definately not first family style. Oh well.

Posted by: John Knoefler at September 20, 2009 7:29 PM

Posted by: Anonymous Whinerbat at September 20, 2009 5:48 PM- "Name calling is a proven sign of inferiority. Grow up and face your failure, Losers!"


Irony is simply lost on you, I take it?


Posted by: Anonymous Whinerbat at September 20, 2009 5:48 PM- "...When you live in the White House and become the most powerful person in the world, (and get a modicum of culture and refinement) you won't appear so pathetic."

So what's rotundabottom's excuse, then?


Posted by: chairman soetoro's oprichniki at September 21, 2009 1:10 AM

So what's rotundabottom's excuse, then?


Posted by: chairman soetoro's oprichniki at September 21, 2009 1:10 AM


rotflmao

Posted by: funkendunkel at September 21, 2009 2:21 AM

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