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August 7, 2009

Woman to Marry Roller Coaster

Posted by Dave Blount at August 7, 2009 7:33 AM

Once gay marriage has reduced the concept of holy matrimony to a joke, we'll be in for all sorts of laughs. Already, a woman plans to marry a roller coaster:

Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.
This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.
Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports.
"I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we'll be together forever," she said. …
She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.
Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. "I'm not hurting anyone and I can't help it," she said. "It's a part of who I am."

Discrimination from employers? I don't recall being asked at any job interviews whether I have a sexual fetish for inanimate objects.

If objectum sexuality gains more acceptance, the First Harridan may be in for a divorce. How can she compete with Comrade Obama's true loves, his mirror and his teleprompter?

The blushing bride rides her groom.

On a tip from Priscilla. Hat tip: Cranmer.