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August 13, 2009

Trance Healing Circles: A Possible Component of ObamaCare

Implementing Tom Daschle's strategy of containing medical costs by suppressing innovation won't mean an end to creativity in the healthcare field. On the contrary, low cost ceilings will require the bureaucrats who will replace doctors under ObamaCare to think outside the box. One promising avenue is the Trance Healing Circle:

Trance Healing Circles assist a person in pinpointing, understanding, and releasing confusion, negativity and unhealthy thought patterns and habits. Specially trained healers enter a trance state to work with souls who are deceased but for various reasons do not know that they are dead. These souls are wandering in the place between death and pure consciousness. They need to be assisted to fully cross over with their "lights" or spirit guides.

Sounds affordable, doesn't it? Here's how it works:

We begin with some explanation of the evening and singing some songs together. Then, the Trance Healers magnetize a bowl of water and create the sacred geometry needed to invoke the Web of life Energy in which the healings are done. Then you take a seat in front of the bowl of water, state your name and give permission for the healers to enter your spiritual life. You'll place your hands over the water for the entire length of the healing. Two Trance Healers will then go into a light trance, allowing the two separate souls to use their vocal chords so that the healer conducting the session may speak with them. … At the end of the healing, the spirit is released to go with its lights and can only come back to visit a person in a physical body if accompanied by its lights.

Trance Healing Circles could play a major role in preventive medicine programs — augmented of course by federal micromanagement of our exercise and dietary habits. Trance healing will even create jobs:

If you experience a feeling of sleepiness or spaciness, you may be attuning with the trance healing energy and may want to consider the possibility of training to become a trance healer.

With the possible exception of few puffs on a doobie and a tab or two of LSD, no drugs are involved. Take that, Big Pharmaceuticals!

On a tip from Air2air.

Posted by Van Helsing at August 13, 2009 8:15 AM

Comments

Oooohhhhhhmmmmmm....Serenity, NOW! There, I'm healed.

Posted by: LittleMissPerfect at August 13, 2009 8:52 AM

When I am feeling a little down, I look to hit the good ole outdoors, and sling a few pounds of lead downrange. Very therapeutic.

Posted by: Stephana at August 13, 2009 9:19 AM

Magnetize a bowl of water? WTF?
Barnum was right.

If you experience a feeling of sleepiness or spaciness, you may be attuning with the trance healing energy and may want to consider the possibility of training to become a trance healer.

Sounds like a good candidate for healing with magnetic water.
Bwahahaaahaha

Posted by: single stack at August 13, 2009 9:34 AM

Long lines as free health care offered in LA area

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hJCl-XC_yWbjQQNpi584Ej1eKQIAD9A10U300

Posted by: J at August 13, 2009 9:48 AM

Is it just me, or will Moonbats fall for anything that's presented on their terms?

I used to live in Albuquerque, half a block from the UNM School of Fine Arts bronze foundry. Often thought I could take a dump in a cowboy hat, have it bronzed, and sell it in a Santa Fe "art" gallery for $5,000+.

I think I still might do it, just to deprive them of ACORN funding. All proceeds will go to ME! (I'm an EEEEEvil Capitalist).

Posted by: hiram at August 13, 2009 10:32 AM

"Stephana at August 13, 2009 9:19 AM"

Shooting is actually pretty "Zen".

Posted by: KHarn at August 13, 2009 3:21 PM