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August 23, 2009
The Control Voice
After our liberal rulers have dealt with the menace of talk radio, they will turn their attention to blogs, which in the future may require licenses. To keep their licenses, blogs might have to publish public service announcements on behalf of the government — like this one:
Compliments of Dave K.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 23, 2009 3:54 PM
Comments
Why, Goatse, you could have a career in radio!
Sorry, how 'imperialistic' of me. That smacks of capitalistic opportunism.
You could have a career in information dissemination.
Posted by: Anonymous at August 23, 2009 4:03 PM
I BELIEVE!!!! I BELIEVE!!!!!!
Posted by: Codekeyguy at August 23, 2009 4:38 PM
It sounds like the opening naration to the 60s sci fi series THE OUTER LIMITS
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at August 23, 2009 5:49 PM
Silly liberal Obamatards........your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.
Posted by: Dave at August 23, 2009 5:59 PM
You do know this is a spoof?
Posted by: Dave K. at August 23, 2009 6:29 PM
You do know this is a spoof?
Posted by: Dave K. at August 23, 2009 6:29 PM
Uh... How should I put this....
DUH-UH!
Posted by: Jimbo at August 23, 2009 6:34 PM
"Let me get this straight. Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it, signed by a president that talks without facts and who smokes, funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that is nearly broke. What could possibly go wrong?"
Posted by: TED at August 23, 2009 6:41 PM
Good one, Ted!
Posted by: Jimbo at August 23, 2009 6:44 PM
Posted by: TED at August 23, 2009 6:49 PM
"I will obey...I will not question His Authority...
I wish to stay off His Naughty List...
I have but one Savior...He is Almighty...
He is All Powerful...He is The Provider...
Only 4 months & 1 day until He makes His presents known...it's...it's...You...Know...Who!"
Posted by: Sylvia at August 23, 2009 7:27 PM
Hint: He loves Ted's song.
Posted by: Sylvia at August 23, 2009 7:28 PM
"Only 4 months & 1 day until He makes His presents known"
Good one, Sylvia :)
Posted by: Mike_W at August 24, 2009 12:05 AM
The control voice is already on, baby!
Posted by: Mats at August 24, 2009 1:08 AM
And I Love Jello Pudding, Chickens Have Lips....The checks in the mail
Posted by: Red Star at August 24, 2009 3:49 AM
i see millions executing their second amendment rights to blow their monitors into a million pieces.
Posted by: nancz at August 24, 2009 5:42 AM
