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August 6, 2009

Pavlik Morozov Award

Posted by Dave Blount at August 6, 2009 7:51 AM

Obamunists have a penchant for brainwashing children, so here's an idea that might appeal to them: Why not promote the new Healthcare Snitch Line to kids, by offering a special reward if they report their parents for questioning ObamaCare? Our rulers could inspire the pint-sized progressives by granting them a Pavlik Morozov award:

Pavlik Morozov, supposedly killed by "kulak" relatives for denouncing his father to Stalin's secret police (OGPU-NKVD), was adopted as a patron saint by the "Young Pioneers," the Soviet equivalent to the "Boy Scouts." His life exemplified the duty of all good Soviet citizens to become informers, even at the expense of family ties.

A martyr like young Pavlik can serve as an inspiration to all good little Obamunists, who must do their duty by ratting out anyone who doubts Big Government. Several of Pavlik's relatives were martyred too, when they were executed by Stalin's regime — but of course they deserved it for being enemies of the State.

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A Moscow statue of Pavlik Morozov, model statist child.

On a tip from Hope Angel.